Chris Thompson
@drchristhompson.bsky.social
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Socialist game developer in Los Angeles. Flipper of tables and crafter of artful profanity. Viewpoints are my own. Punctuation atrocious by design; hyphens and em dashes are used interchangeably, and semicolons are just commas with jaunty hats. No regerts.
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It's Halloween, and they wanna cosplay as cowboys while drawing overtime pay.
I'm gonna buy more blue hair dye and maybe some avocado toast.
In my many years of being a Mets fan, I've actually found an inverse correlation between the amount of money we spend and our World Series chances. Every time we try to spend our way to October it blows up in our faces in spectacular fashion. 2025 was no exception.
Well, you do call hamburgers "steamed hams"...
BlueSky is lefty Twitter, so I feel like we can talk openly: what's everyone spending their protestor paycheck on? I'm gonna buy more blue hair dye!
#NoKings
I'm not gonna say that the Brewers deserve to get swept solely on the actions of one shitty fan.

But I am saying that, if they do get swept, I'm not gonna feel bad for them, because fuck this lady in particular.
You might’ve heard this Brewers fan got fired for saying to call ICE on a Latino Dodgers fan, but maybe you didn’t hear where she also resigned from: Make A Wish.
*Straithairn. My apologies for misspelling it.
Real Question: Where was this "nuclear option" during any of the shutdowns Republicans forced under Democrat majority?
The year is 2018. I pitch "Kim Kardashian's Merkin" as a potential name for our Harold team. No one else thinks it's funny.
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
♪ WHEN YER ALONE ♪
♪ AN' LIFE IS GETTIN' YE LONELY ♪
♪ YE KIN ALWAYS GOOO ♪
ACH!!!
♪ DUNE 2 ♪
(shouting over LAPD helicopters) WHAT?!?!
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Low repro hard crash"
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
Don't forget a reddit post describing your exact issue, where the top voted reply is some chump saying, "You should just Google it".
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Very refreshing to see a left wing politician not treat this question like some kind of minefield that needs to be carefully negotiated
Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
Bro, that looks jank AF even to me, and I didn't think Mass Effect Andromeda was that bad.
BEHOLD! A VERY REAL AND NORMAL FACE MADE BY A PERSON WHO DEFINITELY EXISTS!
Essay | After 65 Years, Critics Need To Recognize To Lennon and McCartney's Songwriting
Wolcott, CT. Pronounced "WOOL-kit" by locals.
Down in LA we have Los Feliz.
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The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.