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alucarda

@draculadracula.bsky.social

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Itssssssss Your Friend and Mine: Winona bottom with no game im in my twenties and im normal though okay? yay U^ﻌ^U she/her pronouns. yuuuuuuuuuuuup

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 15h

man im gonna be in so much trouble with my boss tomorrow lol

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 16h

Sometimes all you need is a snack an estrogen shot and laying on the floor staring at the ceiling in a dark room for a couple hours straight!! I’m normal and cute and fun again, I promise U^ﻌ^U

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 18h

Whit eknuckling being normal rn lol :)

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 22h

Scurvy

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 4d

Goo!! And!! Slime!!!

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve seen reels with such premise of the man and the masc clashing

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 4d

Put in a position where a beautiful femme needs to help me warm up?? Harrowing😏

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

What was their crime. Loving too deep?? Swag too bad? Maybe you’ll see me with a Casio watch Nike sports bra and jorts at the next function. Idk maybe with an ironic dad hat and small sunglasses too who knows.

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

What if I pivoted to full hey mamas

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

I have that Peter griffin Midwest emo song stuck in my head so bad trepanation only cure u_u

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

Oh babe I’m so back

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

Winnie don’t lose her one hair clip challenge fails every time

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craigslist dogs @craigslistdogs.maedotmkv.com · 16d

Reasonable puppy

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 5d

Oh what? Yeah no just changed a tire. Yyyyeah sopping wet in my flannel shirt yeah. Yeah I’m on my butch type shit ig? 😏😏 idk to a girl like me this shit is just nbd 😏

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Like I’m rolling. I don’t know how to fix a tire. I’m not that kind of girl.

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alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Like I’m rolling. I don’t know how to fix a tire. I’m not that kind of girl.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

To everyone I ever make plans with I’m so sorry that I have to be like an hour late to everything

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Dumbest girl alive yaaaaaay

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

today is the day Winona seemingly makes as big a fool of herself as humanly possible oh. My god.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

I feel ripped off this isn’t fall. This isn’t fall at all. I’ve barely been able to wear a (one (singular)) cool jacket. What the fuck.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Just cried over a tumblr post about a puzzle I think I’m cooked

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

as soon as i clock out i am going home and entering a meditative state talking and listening to nobody until re-enter play tomorrow. Flickering, as it were.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

getting taught to edit videos as a side hustle and i gotta say! i hate this bad! i don’t think this is for me! ggffuuuh

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

75 degrees. What the hell are you talking about. 75 degrees!! 75 degrees. What.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 6d

Do you think it was too on the nose of me when the straight couple I work with left the two tgirls alone I switched the music from pop top 100 to my hyper pop playlist and pinkpantheress remix album. Was that too hat on a hat for us.

alucarda @draculadracula.bsky.social · 7d

Ooooooohh you know it’s bad when she’s fully pining oh it’s DIRE dire