King of the Heel
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You know what's fun about concerts? Singing along!!

Lauryn Hill did this to me once and I still ain't forgave her years later.

Sing it right!
Saw Monica's updated version of Before You Walk Outta My Life. The one she's doing on tour.

That tour ain't gotta worry about me no mo.
Saw Monica's updated version of Before You Walk Outta My Life. The one she's doing on tour.

That tour ain't gotta worry about me no mo.
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Hayley might be a schemer but I think Randy is right, she’s jealous of Dani hold on Bill. Not just because she’s worried about her messing up her plot
#BeyondTheGates
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#BTG #BeyondtheGates

The amount of retrofitting to make this Hayley story work is hilarious.
June: Family night...I wish I could've had that with the kids.

Bitch you could've! Instead you neglected them.

Ugh!!!
#BeyondTheGates
I thought they were gonna show Naomi having cramps while driving away from Bill's place.

#BeyondTheGates
Damn, the whole audience figured out that Naomi was gonna eat the bad one.

Yall could take Jacob's job as detectives.

#BeyondTheGates
June couldn't even remember who those kids were in that photo. Now she remembers every detail of their childhood (except the neglect of course).

#BeyondTheGates
If you want to poison someone, don't serve it in a shitty dessert.

#BeyondTheGates
Chelsea was in her Mom's closet trying to steal and thought someone had beat her to it 😂

#BeyondTheGates
Back to #BeyondTheGates.

So now Samantha is just gonna hang out every day at the diner so June can get more screen time and sympathy?

Hate it.
I was supposed to get two more watermelons before the summer was over.

I didn't.

Now I'm distressed in the land of apples and pumpkins.
As soon as possible please and thank you
Naomi walking around with this attitude. 🙄

Girl take yo ass to the clinic.
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Damn, how soon is Hayley starting the poisoning?

#BeyondTheGates
#AbbottElementary

I've never related more to Janine.

Every time I go to one of those sport game shows...no idea what's happening.
The walls at these doctors offices are way too thin.

I can hear their whole convo so I'm sure they can hear mine.

Yikes.
Remembering that one time I fell out of bed while asleep and thought I was falling out of the window I landed next to.
Someone made a great point. Vanessa/Joey/Doug got weeks of thought out buildup (for side characters).

Meanwhile Hayley's entire backstory and future plan got spilled in one episode (including a shit ton of convenient flashbacks).

Doesn't seem like it was totally planned.
#BeyondTheGates
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Ted would only get a restraining order if he wanted Leslie to stay away.

News flash! He don't.
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Aaaand, I personally hope Naomi's judgement is as bad with June as it was with Hayley.

June ain't getting a pass from me. Especially since we see what came of Naomi's previous play pal.

#BeyondTheGates