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Douglas Wayne Ricketts
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Reality: Trump faces massive defeat

Trump: MY MUSHROOM IS THE GREATEST!
I think we're winning. I hope so.
Spider-Man is from Queens and Captain America is from Brooklyn. What else do any of you need to understand?
What he said (wrote)
If anyone needed another reminder of how deeply unpopular the Trump-MAGA Republican agenda is, tonight was the night.

But we cannot relent and we cannot become complacent.

The midterms are right around the corner.
Friendly reminder: When Hitler lost for reals, a lot of people who supporter him suicided. So I hope y'all are ready for that. This election night is just a bellweather.
No matter what he says, this is a referendum on Trump and the GOP lackeys who lick his deformed mushroom.
Trump, four years ago: BIDEN JUST DID WHAT HUNTER SAID!

Trump, Sunday: MY BOYS WHO ARE INTO CRYPTO SAID I SHOULD PARDON THIS GUY I DON’T EVEN KNOW SO I DID IT
I've heard AOC speak in Spanish. Her voice is about half an octave lower when she does so. I'm not mad but it's a sticking point for MAGA.
Just waiting for all the MAGAts I've been recently "debating" to eat crow about their claims regarding today's elections. I'm sure they're just taking their time and composing the best messages they can send to me. 🤣
From Dick Cheney dying to Mamdani becoming mayor. Quite a day so far!
Trump is not popular and does not have a mandate. He's killing the GOP. For that, I defer to Lindsey Graham from May 2016:

"If we nominate Donald Trump, we will get destroyed. And we will deserve it."

Just took a little time. Like a brisket or rising bread dough.
Someone tell Ali Velshi to take his hand out of his pocket. He's doing fine, no need to be insecure.
From Kornacki's pants to Ali's vest. Time waits for no man.
Maybe he forgot to ask The Baileys who they wanted him to vote for.
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What we’ve realized is that everything has to be written into law, and that even means not simply written into the constitution. We can’t count on Trump/Republicans to abide by norms, ethics, or anything else. They have to face prison time for everything or else they’ll just be disgustingly evil.
Job listing: "We are hiring a dynamic Accounting Manager"

dynamic: characterized by constant change

That's... not how good accounting works. 😆
Chicken nuggets with greens and Caesar dressing for breakfast... because I can!

Also, I need to get rid of these cheapo nuggets. They were on sale and are a bit pulpy. Sticking with the all-breast meat versions moving forward. 😜
Party of Lincoln installs president who gets rid of the coin with Lincoln's face on it.
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New Yorkers, if you elect Mamdani in a landslide there's a chance none of us ever has to hear from Cuomo ever again 🤞
If Donald Trump wasn't all over the Epstein files, he would have released them by now in limited-edition binders with his signature on them for $500 apiece.
What does Usha Vance wear to get J.D. excited?

A slipcover.
3. Using the DOJ to target political opponents and/or litigators who’ve brought cases against him in the past

4. Destroying democratic institutions (attacks on the First Amendment)

5. Leading his administration to defy court rulings
My lady and I were discussing how many reasons for impeachment there are if the other side can take back the House. I counted five off the top of my head!

1. Emoluments

2. Illegal tariff activity
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