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DouglasBaldwin
@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social
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God called me. It was an assdial.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · Feb 12
I solemnly promise not to masturbate in my office.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 7h
Dublin jumpers
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 7h
You! You! Later!
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 7h
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 7h
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 7h
He licensed his crabs for the great cloning.
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 13h
Dear MAGAt Farmers....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Suck it up, you voted for that fat, greasy orange ass bag.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 7h
Heck, we could just squeeze your glottal reserves.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 21h
Neck twat much?
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 9h
You must give Kash a lot of credit.

He’s a blue ribbon weirdo.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
Looks like Long Branch Maasi water walkers.
Kenya dig it?
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
Don’t forget prosopagnosia
Wears my hat?
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 11h
Jump this
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h
Just puto on my bill.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h
Put that sausage down.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h
I know who you are.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h
I am psychic
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h
What’s it worth to you?
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h
You need help with English syntax.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 13h
So was old yeller
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 20h
Double cheeseburgers
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💙🇺🇸DWally🇺🇸💙 @dkwally.bsky.social · 21h
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NEWS: Trump woke up furious at Time Magazine for using a bad picture of him.
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 21h
Ain’t riding no elevators with this gas man.
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Maryanne @colantuono.bsky.social · 1d
I am a school librarian and I would love materials and supplies for the classroom. Please repost. Thanks so much. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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DouglasBaldwin @douglasbaldwin.bsky.social · 21h
I’m too sexy for my cat
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ℒℯ𝓍𝒾 @lexit27.bsky.social · Aug 2
𝐈 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐎𝐂. 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬. 🗽
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