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DouglasBaldwin
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God called me.
It was an assdial.
Pinned
I solemnly promise not to masturbate in my office.
Thanks Andy
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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I am the master of both Congress and the Courts.

Not to overthrow the Constitution

but to overthrow the vile scum that would pervert it.

I hold the highest office, the highest honor available to all mankind.

I am an American CITIZEN.
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This guy is one of my secretaries.
Treasury.
Big deal? Maybe could be.
He belongs to a French Huguenot concatenation in Charleston where, from a young age, they teach the destructive impact of this facial expression.

The House of Guise was nearly toppled by it during the War of Religions in France.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The last thing I remember was them bringing Grassley into the cell.
I awakened next the naked body of Elvis Presley.
Sure did.
Wouldn’t you?
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Epstein files… let’s go 💙💙💙
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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He is their absolute POTUS.
Pedo of the U.S.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Let’s talk Turkey
It’s nice seein’ ya
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shhhhhh !
He’s thinking
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ogle the cartilage sack
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
But it was “Mitch”
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey dumbass!

You work for me.

You’re my secretary.

Did I instruct you to murder fishermen? I did not.

Did I instruct you to murder anybody! I did not.

Have you killed about forty humans in boats in the Gulf of Chickenshits?

You have.

What should your punishment be?

Get this man some whiskey.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What happened?
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
California
Coast
Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Hegseth destroyed his mediocre,well paying career to become a war criminal for trump is absolutely bazaar isn't it? That's not a decision you make sober
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Sadly relevant today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I would demand that it be entered into the public record that it is 12/1/2025 and I have yet to receive my Trump SSA bonus or my grossed up DOGE rebate.

If you know what’s good for you
you will not even mention
Bitcoin.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Emergency
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM