Doug Lanphere
douglanphere.bsky.social
Doug Lanphere
@douglanphere.bsky.social
BJJ Black Belt, mediocre guitarist, social media illiterate. I made a Twitter account in like 2011. The password got hacked. I think it's porn now. Hopefully this goes better.
Compared to most western nations, this country is just coming into its adolescence. That explains why he's trying to hard to fuck it.
August 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
An idea: an NFL or D1 team with some guts, spend a week absolutely demonizing the opposing WRs. At the 1st opportunity, commit an egregious PI and refuse to accept the penalty. Argue they are bad WRs. They deserved it. Line up where the play would have been. Let them enforce it.

No reason.
May 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Will the downfall of this regime being picking on Harvard? Pissing off the entirety of the Harvard Law alumni body makes picking a fight with Scientology seem like a good idea.

Hopefully they poked the bear.
April 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I was supposed to teach Judo class tonight. Due to the tariffs, we will be switching to good ol' fashioned American wrestling.

Anyways, we'll be looking at using the Russian tie...
April 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Maybe our existence is just some other universe's Game of Thrones and we've entered season 8.
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Turns out my high school weed guy had better OPSEC than Pete Hegseth.
March 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I feel like Spotify should just shoot my therapist a quick email when I start searching Elliott Smith and such.
March 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I spent several years investigating CMS fraud. We investigated any remotely credible allegation. I rarely found fraud committed by a recipient (not never, but rare). I couldn't go a week without falling face first into providers trying to defraud the system.

Do what you will with that information.
March 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I remember being in middle school and learning how to identify and interpret propaganda, mainly through learning what a piece of shit Dr. Suess was during WWII. I went to a mediocre, at best, public school.

If we could understand this shit at 12 years old, I'm loss for what's going on today.
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sabres were up 4-0 in the first period. This team is fucking awful.
December 4, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Elmo Musk is the patron saint of people whose adult children don't talk to them.
November 28, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Am...am I cheering on Gibson's litigious streak? First time for everything.
Trump Guitars hit with cease and desist from Gibson over use of Les Paul body shape
Breaking: The patriotic line was launched as “the only guitar officially endorsed by President Donald J. Trump”, but Gibson says it infringes on its trademarks
www.guitarworld.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Morning sky #buffalo #buffalony
November 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Yet another embarrassing missed facemask. NFL refs certainly are consistent. #buffalobills #billsmafia #nfl
November 17, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Can anyone point me to where I can bet the over/under on questionable calls against the Bills without a televised replay? #buffalobills #nfl #bills
November 17, 2024 at 2:10 PM