Groom of Elvira
@douchetoevsky.bsky.social
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Dumbass idiot.
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douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Man SEO really killed good porno movie parody names huh? Now we only get “Severance: a XXX Pornographic Parody”

We live in hell, folks.
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
I went to an old media swap meet over the weekend and one guy had some porno tapes and I’m sitting here at work now like “why the fuck didn’t I buy The Flintbones?!”
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Still mad at myself for not buying The Flintbones
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Post the posts you wish to see in the world.
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
lol that they haven’t left yet. It ain’t that good brothers.
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Yeah I’ve always been like “damn you’re still just out here posting under your real name huh” every time I see him cross the tl. I don’t have any ill will towards the guy but oof.
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In 1999, the official Nintendo Australia site tested the visitor's ability to display Shockwave/Flash content by displaying a running Mario, crudely edited from a screenshot of Super Mario 64.
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
She doesnot leave the lizard alone
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
I went to an old media swap meet over the weekend and one guy had some porno tapes and I’m sitting here at work now like “why the fuck didn’t I buy The Flintbones?!”
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
It would be scary to be killed by a chainsaw, hope this helps.
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Wait this is just a “ribbed for her pleasure.” I need to sit down.
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Jimmy John from jimmy johns and the doctor from the biggest loser having a pussy eating contest together is going to haunt me for life
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Dude it’s so expensive to go bowling.
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Dear god, it’s Wife of Vegetable Man
Vegetable man from aqua teen
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Best I can do is Santana’s Abraxas
douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Fantastic film. Maybe my favorite coen bros production.
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douchetoevsky.bsky.social
Romy’s Mid Air
jmritchey.bsky.social
It's a given in the music industry that "I've fallen in love!" albums are usually regrettable, and "I've gotten a divorce!" ones often have some of the artist's best work. So question for the group, what are the best "I've fallen in love!" albums?