Double Dads
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2 Dads, 1 cuck (and some big brothers and sisters)
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Oh, oh no, we lost at a bunch of pixels battling it out on the screen to cross the finish line…. The shame, the disgrace we have brought to the family…

Not like the whining and squirming of you helplessly shiting your pants, oh no that’s absolutely and not at all embarrassing on comparison 🫠
Crikey you do need a restock. That’s what, 3 days of supplies at best! The bed will be ruined by Monday….
Ooooh we love a cool rock! Just make sure to rescue them before you try and wash them, the washing machines don’t think they’re so cool.

(Dad #1 leaves nuts and bolts in his all the time 🙄)
Featuring the new STB, Straight to Bum service?

(Best not order a case as we’re putting the whole delivery one at once)
Sure we will hear the rumblings through the floor when you loose that battle, even over the sounds of the games
To be honest the kiddos usually tug on a sleeve and point at the empty spots in their shelves and we work out the rest.
Welcome to the double dad’s diaper delivery service!

Discreet? Pft, the neighbours already know about your thick pants kiddo, they seem them every time you waddle out in the garden
It is mean, making your daddy deal with that.

Also you know you’re probably all upset and fussy when you go to him with it all dribbling down a leg hiding behind a plushie. That’s no fun for anyone now, is it?

Best just go back into those safe thick diapers without fussing, keep everyone happy?
No sweetie, that’s because you leave puddles without them and he’s fed up with the sofas being soaked and the extra washing created by wet pants….
😏 We’re totally also about saving water, this is one less flush!
Good boy landmarks!

Keep up the good work kiddo.
Otterly adorable fit kiddo, also totally sure the dungies are just because of all the super useful pockets!
Hmmm, we thought you hadn’t noticed the earlier bedtimes. We assumed the extra warm formula with dinner and the sleepy lavender powder in your diaper was making you sleepy enough you just went down for bed a little sooner because you “needed” it….

We clearly need to work a bit harder for “dad time”
Well done kiddo! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
He trialed the full belt by borrowing one and then went out of his way to secure the bits needed to make it all work for him, so we’re pretty sure he prefers that now!

But sometimes practicality is more important and he has to use the small plastic ones. He gets to choose which one, based on need
He needed a change and it felt rude not to help him make sure that last night’s Huggies was actually finished…
Inspired by Lotso Hugging bear, little guy set out to create a plushie with the scents he enjoyed….
And then he was so pleased with his soggy efforts that he decided to cuddle his soggy pamps for a bit
When we let little guy down from his high chair, he asked if he could have an early bum change because he was so soggy! One thick nappy, some boosters, and a pair of jammies later and he was ready for some pre bedtime telly
It creates the Echo Chamber of Broken Hitachis (heck of a band name) and makes us think that’s where the world is going, because the soft boys are just quietly there in the background looking adorable and cuddling Mr Teddles quietly whilst chewing a Duplo.
I feel that sadly this is a case where the social media ecosystem pushes all of those things on you (a bit like the sheer volume of right wing opinions that seem to shout out the left) and that it drowns out the softer cuddlier people who are every much still there. They’re just not as loud
Signs you’re little - you can fall asleep doing literally anything
Sometimes, but we often cover his eyes when there is a grownup bit
Some last shots of little guy from the weekend.

The dads were fitting a new bigger shower for er… dad reasons. So little guy spent most of the weekend in the playpen safely away from all the tools and dust.