DorkMachinations
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Merchant Caste Diplomat

Painted up this xeno-smurf proxy from War Scenery.

He's got no obvious rules, so he’ll probably end up as a mission objective. 😀

#nerdlings #tau #warhammer40k #40k #3dprinting #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #wargaming #warscenery
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If you're looking at FDM-printing, the Bambulab A1 Mini is kind of small-ish.
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Oh, thanks! Guess the filler primer and sanding paid off. 😀 I mean it is a bigger print, not a mini as such.
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Thanks! 😃 Hope the Fallout minis turn out as you want them!
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Because I thought it in his voice when I wrote it!
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"I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots!"

I printed (FDM) and painted this wobbly version of Truck Dad Optimus as a gift for a younger friend.

#3Dprinting #MiniaturePainting #Transformers #OptimusPrime #ToyArt #HobbyArt #NerdStuff #AutobotsRollOut
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"For the Emp… eh, Greater Good!"
- A confused new Human Helper recruit

Got the chance to paint some minis and terrain from the latest War Scenery Kickstarter. Only 24 hours left – so jump in while you can!

#guevesa #firewarriors #tau #warhammer40k #40k #wargamingterrain #3dprinting #nerdlings
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Thanks! 😃 I haven't tried painting fdm prints in many years was a bit surprised that fdm can look pretty good nowadays, if sanded and painted.
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I painted up these plasma generator things from War Scenery and they were delightfully reminiscent of the Space Marine ones from Dawn of War. 😃

#warhammer40k #terrain #nerdlings #3dprint #fdm
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Video of my recent Hellhound.

#cadiastands #warhammer40k #40k #astramilitarum #warhammercommunity
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"On my mark, full inferno!" 🔥
- Hellhound, Dawn of War: Winter Assault

I painted up this Hellhound for a recent game with my 122th Cadian Regiment - the "Kasr Kraf Jackals".

Painting vehicles is always a blast!

#astramilitarum #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #nerdlings #wargaming #miniatures
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"The most persistent sound which reverberates through men’s history is the beating of war drums."

Finally painted up another duck for the Paratona Duck Guard! 🦆🥁

Sculpt by Irrbloss Miniatures

#nerdlings #dnd #duck #fighter #dragonsbane #rpg #fantasyminiatures #dndminiatures #paintingminiatures
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard Mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
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“Damn it, follow me, I’ll show you how it’s done.”
— Colonel “Iron Hand” Straken

So I FINALLY painted up Straken! Good timing, huh?

Oh well. Thank you for your service, Colonel!

#IronHandStraken #AstraMilitarum #Catachan #Warhammer40k #warhammerpainting #paintingwarhammer #nerdlings
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"For every Legion he created, there was a purpose. […] We were made to destroy."

- Thar Ariak Hraldir, Wolf Priest

With the coming release of the new Space Wolf Priest, I felt it was time to paint up this old metal model.

#nerdlings #spacewolves #wolfpriest #warhammer #warhammer40k #40k
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After finishing painting a bunch of genestealers, I've been playing Aliens: Dark Descent on PC. It is surprisingly good!

Now I kind of wanna paint those boardgame models from Another Glorious Day in the Corps...
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I'm gonna paint up some minis for a friend to use for the Game of Thrones Boardgame instead of the normal armies. Pref. with flavor for each house.

Question is - which minis would be the appropriate scale as we also need to see the icons on the map?

Plastic or STL/printable, either would be fine.
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I think it is mostly a matter of habit. I am used to rolling low, as most older swedish TTRPGs used that and it worked fine. But either is fine...
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"I don't know where they come from. It seems highly unlikely that they evolved naturally into what they are now."

- Jarv Advent, Senior Xenobiologist

#Genestealers! These are old models used as test subjects. 😃

#spacehulk #gallowdark #tyranids #warhammer #warhammer40k #40k #nerdlings
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I’m happy to share that I won gold in the 40k Unit category at The Fang 2024, hosted by Warhammer Stockholm last October!

I held off announcing this until now as I just got the diploma today.

There were so many amazing entries! I'm thrilled to have placed at all. 😃

#Warhammer #Warhammer40k
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Sometimes I play the actual game...

2v2 matchup
Space Wolves (me) and Fabius Bile's Emperor Children going up against Tau / Dark Angels

#warhammer40k
#warhammer #warhammercommunity
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It did seem quite useful, and not just as in a "holy shit I need something now" way either.

Unfortunately, I don't really play many TTRPGs these days and haven't played DnD like... Ever. 😀

But the charts and ideas seemed general enough so they could be used in whatever system.
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Got to say, this looked quite useful judging by the preview. Nice job.