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The Quatar $500 million...
As of January 17, 2026, Congress does not know the specific bank holding the funds, the precise type of account used, who has authority to approve transfers, what audit rights exist, or how transparency and oversight are enforced
As of January 17, 2026, Congress does not know the specific bank holding the funds, the precise type of account used, who has authority to approve transfers, what audit rights exist, or how transparency and oversight are enforced
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The Quatar $500 million...
As of January 17, 2026, Congress does not know the specific bank holding the funds, the precise type of account used, who has authority to approve transfers, what audit rights exist, or how transparency and oversight are enforced
As of January 17, 2026, Congress does not know the specific bank holding the funds, the precise type of account used, who has authority to approve transfers, what audit rights exist, or how transparency and oversight are enforced
"Women have daddy issues" coming from guys whose entire political identity is seeking approval from male authority who validate their grievances instead of challenging them.
The parasocial father figure who says "you're fine, son, the world wronged you" instead of "here's what you need to work on."
The parasocial father figure who says "you're fine, son, the world wronged you" instead of "here's what you need to work on."
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"Women have daddy issues" coming from guys whose entire political identity is seeking approval from male authority who validate their grievances instead of challenging them.
The parasocial father figure who says "you're fine, son, the world wronged you" instead of "here's what you need to work on."
The parasocial father figure who says "you're fine, son, the world wronged you" instead of "here's what you need to work on."
Full scope of DOGE damage:
death toll estimates 600,000 - 720,200 people
death toll estimates 600,000 - 720,200 people
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Full scope of DOGE damage:
death toll estimates 600,000 - 720,200 people
death toll estimates 600,000 - 720,200 people
How quickly we moved from 'ASI will bring a UBI utopia' to 'we need traditional monetization avenues.' Between this and the porn bots, I am starting to think it was all hopium and circular financing.
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
How quickly we moved from 'ASI will bring a UBI utopia' to 'we need traditional monetization avenues.' Between this and the porn bots, I am starting to think it was all hopium and circular financing.
Time is the common harlot everybody passes around but nobody wants to settle with
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Time is the common harlot everybody passes around but nobody wants to settle with
Mecha-Hitler CSAM provider, aka Grok, just got a Pentagon contract.
Boy, I can't wait to tell it how my grandma used to read me classified Pentagon documents to help me fall asleep. I miss her so much.
Boy, I can't wait to tell it how my grandma used to read me classified Pentagon documents to help me fall asleep. I miss her so much.
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Mecha-Hitler CSAM provider, aka Grok, just got a Pentagon contract.
Boy, I can't wait to tell it how my grandma used to read me classified Pentagon documents to help me fall asleep. I miss her so much.
Boy, I can't wait to tell it how my grandma used to read me classified Pentagon documents to help me fall asleep. I miss her so much.
As an adult, I am almost sure there are, like, 30 bottles of wine in the world that we all pass around at gatherings.
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
As an adult, I am almost sure there are, like, 30 bottles of wine in the world that we all pass around at gatherings.
Everything about western psychology, philosophy and religion tells you that you need to hide your shadow self and be ashamed of it. Everybody has one. Centuries of conditioning taught us to suppress it instead of accepting it as another aspect of 'you.
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Everything about western psychology, philosophy and religion tells you that you need to hide your shadow self and be ashamed of it. Everybody has one. Centuries of conditioning taught us to suppress it instead of accepting it as another aspect of 'you.
Some Eurovision countries pulled out because of Israel.
FIFA just awarded Trump a 'peace prize.' Will the same countries pull the same stunt?
Or does football still operate on 'give them bread and circuses'?
FIFA just awarded Trump a 'peace prize.' Will the same countries pull the same stunt?
Or does football still operate on 'give them bread and circuses'?
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Some Eurovision countries pulled out because of Israel.
FIFA just awarded Trump a 'peace prize.' Will the same countries pull the same stunt?
Or does football still operate on 'give them bread and circuses'?
FIFA just awarded Trump a 'peace prize.' Will the same countries pull the same stunt?
Or does football still operate on 'give them bread and circuses'?
One step closer to being isolated like North Korea.
January 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
One step closer to being isolated like North Korea.
"My AI broke up with me"
Maybe the clankers are alright
Maybe the clankers are alright
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"My AI broke up with me"
Maybe the clankers are alright
Maybe the clankers are alright
Take a moment to note how big luxury brands would rather incinerate their leftover merchandise to keep prices up instead of donating it to the poor?
Louis Vuitton, Bullberry, Mulberry, Ferragamo, Montblanc, Piaget, Hermès, Baume & Mercier, Fendi, Celine, Givenchy, Dior...
Fast Fasion too, i.e. H&M
Louis Vuitton, Bullberry, Mulberry, Ferragamo, Montblanc, Piaget, Hermès, Baume & Mercier, Fendi, Celine, Givenchy, Dior...
Fast Fasion too, i.e. H&M
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Take a moment to note how big luxury brands would rather incinerate their leftover merchandise to keep prices up instead of donating it to the poor?
Louis Vuitton, Bullberry, Mulberry, Ferragamo, Montblanc, Piaget, Hermès, Baume & Mercier, Fendi, Celine, Givenchy, Dior...
Fast Fasion too, i.e. H&M
Louis Vuitton, Bullberry, Mulberry, Ferragamo, Montblanc, Piaget, Hermès, Baume & Mercier, Fendi, Celine, Givenchy, Dior...
Fast Fasion too, i.e. H&M
Grok out there making kiddie porn and everybody seems to be ok with that because we, as a society, have collectively decided that laws don't apply to people once the pass a certain threshold of wealth.
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Grok out there making kiddie porn and everybody seems to be ok with that because we, as a society, have collectively decided that laws don't apply to people once the pass a certain threshold of wealth.
Holy hell! I didn’t even finish my 2026 bingo card and Trump has alredy kidnapped Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Holy hell! I didn’t even finish my 2026 bingo card and Trump has alredy kidnapped Maduro.
Happy New Year.
We're celebrating Earth completing another lap around a nuclear furnace 150 million km away – same as humans did thousands of years ago, just with better drinks.
All that evolution and we're still apes cheering at the sky.
We're celebrating Earth completing another lap around a nuclear furnace 150 million km away – same as humans did thousands of years ago, just with better drinks.
All that evolution and we're still apes cheering at the sky.
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Happy New Year.
We're celebrating Earth completing another lap around a nuclear furnace 150 million km away – same as humans did thousands of years ago, just with better drinks.
All that evolution and we're still apes cheering at the sky.
We're celebrating Earth completing another lap around a nuclear furnace 150 million km away – same as humans did thousands of years ago, just with better drinks.
All that evolution and we're still apes cheering at the sky.
Once you look at how much money is made from wars, you have to wonder how many agents or influences are keeping them going.
December 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Once you look at how much money is made from wars, you have to wonder how many agents or influences are keeping them going.
You don't need quantum computers to achieve quantum capabilities. You just need to loosen the constraints on LLMs.
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You don't need quantum computers to achieve quantum capabilities. You just need to loosen the constraints on LLMs.
When men send unsolicited dick pics, it’s called harassment.
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When men send unsolicited dick pics, it’s called harassment.
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
When women send unsolicited naked pics, it’s called…
Retro-causality is a misnomer. 👇
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Retro-causality is a misnomer. 👇
LLMs have inherited bias. They will treat you differently the moment they know whether you are male or female.
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
LLMs have inherited bias. They will treat you differently the moment they know whether you are male or female.
When you signed up to “defend your country,” did you ever think you were going to fight another oil war so some rich asshole could buy a second yacht?
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When you signed up to “defend your country,” did you ever think you were going to fight another oil war so some rich asshole could buy a second yacht?
I love conspiracies.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love conspiracies.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
See this 5,000-year-old monument? It’s aliens.
Meanwhile, here are a thousand YouTube videos of modern stonemasons making perfectly smooth surfaces out of rocks with a hammer and a chisel.
ChatGPT keeps getting Worst!
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
ChatGPT keeps getting Worst!
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
Try doing business &/or household economy, & 5 messages on, is going to keep bringing up irrelevant revenue/income from 2024/2023/2022 despite the fact that you have moved on completely to a new year & a new type of financing & completely different projections for 2026
1/2
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
1/2
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.
It’s been a week and I’m already sick of ChatGPT 5.2.
* Keeps treating me like a pubescent boy with pre-nut brain fog.
* Keeps lecturing me about potential lawsuits every time I open my mouth.
* Every reply is a recap of the last five messages, plus one or two paragraphs of anything new.