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Dori Smith
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No longer who I was and still trying to figure out who I will be. Open to suggestions on who and what to be next.

Hair color and pronouns subject to change without notice.

Tell me something you're passionate about.
Me to my cat: "You can have my love, or you can have my blood, but not both."
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As the LAST thing I need is a more expensive addiction, I'm relieved to see Fluevog doesn't make shoes in my size.

Yes, I have very weird feet (3 junior wide).

The fact that I can buy DM 1460 boots mail order and know that they'll immediately fit me perfectly is why they get so much of my money.
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
In honor of the recent arrival of this year's Doc Martens boots (on the right, rows 2 and 3), I figured it was time for a new family portrait.

Yes, I may have a problem.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Early editions of our JS VQS book had a full chapter on debugging. Based on the questions I received, it became clear to me that no one ever read that chapter.

We only pulled it, though, when we were desperate for page count to add updated content.
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I recently realized that my birth date was closer to the reign of Queen Victoria than to today.
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I would stand up if my back wasn't being annoying at the moment.
Q: how much is acetaminophen vs. better diagnosis?

RFK Jr jumps in to answer, says it's a 'canard' that has been completely debunked, it's just common sense because you(he) don't see autism in people older than 50!

(autistic people over 50, stand up!)
September 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Looking at the #AppleEvent feed: apparently I'm the only person who despises everything orange.
September 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Who on earth wants an ORANGE #iPhonePro?

#AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Is the #iPhoneAir instead of or in addition to the #iPhonePro? I want to know what I'll be carrying for the next year. #AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you wear your #AppleWatch while you sleep: when do you charge your watch? #AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The " #AppleWatch saved my life" videos always make me weepy. #AppleEvent
September 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Thanks in advance for sharing this in your networks. My hopes are that some way or another, my appeal will be reviewed by a human. If you know anybody I should speak to, or can think of anything useful to do at this stage, do let me know.
climbtothestars.org/archives/202...
Appeal Regarding the Suspension of my Facebook Account @stephtara
Given the official appeal process for the suspension of my account did not provide me with the opportunity to argue my case, I am doing it here. I believe that my account, like others, has been wro…
climbtothestars.org
August 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Same.

I always hear about amazing private chats after the fact.
June 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So where's the best place to chat during the #wwdc keynote?

Bluesky, Mastodon, or ?

Or do you have a private Slack, Discord, or Signal? Invites, please!
June 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sunday evening: the Tony Awards
Monday morning: the WWDC keynote

Dori versions 3 and 4 are arguing over which to be more excited about.
June 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There was software before Bill Atkinson, and there was software after Bill Atkinson. The fact that the latter is nothing like the former is in large part due to his genius.

Apple, please consider renaming the Apple Design Awards after Bill. It would be a fitting and timely honor.
June 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thiiiiis close to being done…

It's still available, if it looks like something you'd like.
May 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I popped by my local three Michelin star restaurant this morning to pick up a half-dozen bagels and some spreads.

How's your day going?
May 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I've always blamed Audrey Hepburn.
May 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Apple laptops originally had the apple facing the user.

At one point they realized this meant that, from the point of view of everyone looking at the user, the lit-up apple was upside down. They then flipped it so it displays right-side-up to everyone else… which still confuses us long-time users.
May 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You know you're a long-time Mac laptop user when you automatically initially orient your Macbook to have the apple facing towards you.
May 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In years past, I've judged each outfit on my "send to the guillotine/send to an art gallery" scale. So far, there are far fewer of the former than there have been in previous years.
May 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's a good thing I'm not following my usual Met Gala drinking rules. "Chug everytime you see a masc-presenting guest dress on-theme" would have me trashed already, and we're only 30 minutes in.
May 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you ever watch one Met Gala, this appears to be the one to watch.
May 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM