Doovendeer
@doovendeer.bsky.social
I bring a particular dark ambient vibe to the function that people find to be disturbing
Producer for deadwives, suicidetwink and other generally offputting music
Producer for deadwives, suicidetwink and other generally offputting music
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A girl said my converted mana cost is three or less today and it really fucked me up. My CMC is NOT that small bro.... It's probably a bit above average.... I have a good mana curve....
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A girl said my converted mana cost is three or less today and it really fucked me up. My CMC is NOT that small bro.... It's probably a bit above average.... I have a good mana curve....
I'm killing everyone else tomorrow.
I'm killing everyone tomorrow.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'm killing everyone else tomorrow.
I had an ex who really really wanted me to hammer a nail through her hand and I didn't do it for obvious reasons
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I had an ex who really really wanted me to hammer a nail through her hand and I didn't do it for obvious reasons
I'm now helping my wordle friend learn how to produce
I have a friend I talk to every single day and we almost exclusively talk about the wordle. She'll update me on her plush here and there (she's teaching it to drive and it's adorable), but it's always back to wordle, and it's a beautiful thing.
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm now helping my wordle friend learn how to produce
My roommate said he'll pay more rent if I let him watch (I offered)
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My roommate said he'll pay more rent if I let him watch (I offered)
I have a friend I talk to every single day and we almost exclusively talk about the wordle. She'll update me on her plush here and there (she's teaching it to drive and it's adorable), but it's always back to wordle, and it's a beautiful thing.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I have a friend I talk to every single day and we almost exclusively talk about the wordle. She'll update me on her plush here and there (she's teaching it to drive and it's adorable), but it's always back to wordle, and it's a beautiful thing.
It would lowkey be so awesome if I didn't have a body that could be perceived, lusted after, or sexualized. I wish I didn't exist within this society that's so perpetuated by sex.
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It would lowkey be so awesome if I didn't have a body that could be perceived, lusted after, or sexualized. I wish I didn't exist within this society that's so perpetuated by sex.
I'm killing everyone tomorrow.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm killing everyone tomorrow.
I need nullification surgery, a blunt, and a bitch who would give me head if not for the aforementioned nullification surgery
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I need nullification surgery, a blunt, and a bitch who would give me head if not for the aforementioned nullification surgery
My bisexuality is subject to change on a day to day basis
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My bisexuality is subject to change on a day to day basis
The MBTA needs a battlepass
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The MBTA needs a battlepass
Posting on my ig story about my sex repulsed project knowing full well normal people who know me from highschool follow me on there
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Posting on my ig story about my sex repulsed project knowing full well normal people who know me from highschool follow me on there
New EP titled "nullification" out on the tenth. It'll be under the name sex repulsed. I hope you enjoy.
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
New EP titled "nullification" out on the tenth. It'll be under the name sex repulsed. I hope you enjoy.
Another beautiful day full of opportunity
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Another beautiful day full of opportunity
I made an EP a bit ago about seeing someone I love try to kill herself in front of me. I set it up for release, but then deleted it. I haven't really talked about it publicly. Nothing's really felt real ever since. I will never release this EP in full. Here's the art though.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I made an EP a bit ago about seeing someone I love try to kill herself in front of me. I set it up for release, but then deleted it. I haven't really talked about it publicly. Nothing's really felt real ever since. I will never release this EP in full. Here's the art though.
My groomer blocked me because I didn't like Charlie Kirk </3
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My groomer blocked me because I didn't like Charlie Kirk </3
Being an alcoholic is sooooo much more exciting when you work an office 9-5. Like oooooh is today gonna be the day I drink on the job ooooooh (I won't do this I'm actually quite responsible)
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Being an alcoholic is sooooo much more exciting when you work an office 9-5. Like oooooh is today gonna be the day I drink on the job ooooooh (I won't do this I'm actually quite responsible)
I'm so excited to get drunk after work today
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm so excited to get drunk after work today
Another year another reminder that I'm a good for nothing failure. Santa didn't choose me to guide his sleigh again..... It's always "Rudolph this", "Prancer that", why not doovendeer? I don't get it, I just don't get it..... Fuck this world. Fuck Christmas, fuck Rudolph, and FUCK Santa.
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Another year another reminder that I'm a good for nothing failure. Santa didn't choose me to guide his sleigh again..... It's always "Rudolph this", "Prancer that", why not doovendeer? I don't get it, I just don't get it..... Fuck this world. Fuck Christmas, fuck Rudolph, and FUCK Santa.
Destroy Doovendeer December is upon us -- or me rather. A lot of fledgling attempts made thus far, I expect the more extravagant and thought out plots to unfold in the coming weeks. I look forward to it!
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Destroy Doovendeer December is upon us -- or me rather. A lot of fledgling attempts made thus far, I expect the more extravagant and thought out plots to unfold in the coming weeks. I look forward to it!
I changed the struts on my car, can I call myself butch now
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I changed the struts on my car, can I call myself butch now
Saltine cracker as a chaser
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Saltine cracker as a chaser
Sitting by a guy with my deadname at the office to keep myself on edge whenever I hear him state his name
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sitting by a guy with my deadname at the office to keep myself on edge whenever I hear him state his name
Being transgender is beautiful because I still wear the dress shirts I used to wear for high school band concerts, but now in a more cunty way.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Being transgender is beautiful because I still wear the dress shirts I used to wear for high school band concerts, but now in a more cunty way.
Person from my 10th grade biology class sliding up on my story about the "tranny noise rave". Sure, why not man. Sure.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Person from my 10th grade biology class sliding up on my story about the "tranny noise rave". Sure, why not man. Sure.