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the world has 33% more breadcrumbs in it today for some reason
April 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the world has 33% more breadcrumbs in it today for some reason
turns out my body has memorized the full duration and sound progression of the toilet flush in my bathroom. the flush stretched on for 2 seconds longer than usual + the sound was a bit more layered and my body was on full alert for the entire flushing process
February 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
turns out my body has memorized the full duration and sound progression of the toilet flush in my bathroom. the flush stretched on for 2 seconds longer than usual + the sound was a bit more layered and my body was on full alert for the entire flushing process
just listened to vance joy riptide for the first time in six years
February 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
just listened to vance joy riptide for the first time in six years
u kno i cant control myself when that Pixies is playin . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
February 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
u kno i cant control myself when that Pixies is playin . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
bram stoker's margaritaville
January 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
bram stoker's margaritaville
im making a pill that makes anyone immediately crave chow mein upon consumption even if they dont like it
January 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
im making a pill that makes anyone immediately crave chow mein upon consumption even if they dont like it
back2school but i aimt shoppin
January 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
back2school but i aimt shoppin
if the world was zombies id be witb chomps but then id survive and then cure the everybodues because i get zombies more
January 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
if the world was zombies id be witb chomps but then id survive and then cure the everybodues because i get zombies more
when i die i want my body to make more dirt in the ocean. let the little crustacean guys burrow into my soil. theyre funny and i like them
January 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
when i die i want my body to make more dirt in the ocean. let the little crustacean guys burrow into my soil. theyre funny and i like them
they call me landfills guy because i am often found in landfills
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
they call me landfills guy because i am often found in landfills
assembling a team to assist me in my quest to find the most sourest candy of all time ever in the whole wooorld
January 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
assembling a team to assist me in my quest to find the most sourest candy of all time ever in the whole wooorld
its punvh a sandbag hours!!!
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
its punvh a sandbag hours!!!
go out there and puch a sandbag!!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
go out there and puch a sandbag!!!!!
punch a sandbag!!!!
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
punch a sandbag!!!!
2025 we listening to scary music. 2026 we listening go happy go lucky music. 2027... who knows?
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2025 we listening to scary music. 2026 we listening go happy go lucky music. 2027... who knows?
pardon my crudishness but i believe the commoner's vulgar humor to be delightful! on a blue day notihng gets my heart out of the guter quite like a well deployed aside concering the nature "of the male penis"
January 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
pardon my crudishness but i believe the commoner's vulgar humor to be delightful! on a blue day notihng gets my heart out of the guter quite like a well deployed aside concering the nature "of the male penis"
in my youth i ceaselessly criticized peers for liking stupid bullshit. but in a moment of vunlerability i had epiphany and realized my error: who am i to put someone down for liking stupid bullshit? what right have i to think someone lesser than me just because they like stupid bullshit and i dont?
January 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
in my youth i ceaselessly criticized peers for liking stupid bullshit. but in a moment of vunlerability i had epiphany and realized my error: who am i to put someone down for liking stupid bullshit? what right have i to think someone lesser than me just because they like stupid bullshit and i dont?
cain from bible was the first example of the trope "white boy who lost everything" (seen in: house of leaves; spider man 3). many think adam from bible was the first one but he doesnt count due to a technicality because he got to keep his cool wife
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
cain from bible was the first example of the trope "white boy who lost everything" (seen in: house of leaves; spider man 3). many think adam from bible was the first one but he doesnt count due to a technicality because he got to keep his cool wife
i invented popular party game limbo 5000 years ago as a form of military training to make my soldier's (i was a powerful army general btw) bodies more flexible and resilient. we Never lost a single war. eber
January 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i invented popular party game limbo 5000 years ago as a form of military training to make my soldier's (i was a powerful army general btw) bodies more flexible and resilient. we Never lost a single war. eber
throughpower and sKillz i have been crowned the "Lord of the zspheres" and granted lots of divine abilities. i control the gravity in 300 different dimensions each with 20-40 galaxies that EACH have 7-30 palnets. so basically what im saying is: Fuck you..
January 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
throughpower and sKillz i have been crowned the "Lord of the zspheres" and granted lots of divine abilities. i control the gravity in 300 different dimensions each with 20-40 galaxies that EACH have 7-30 palnets. so basically what im saying is: Fuck you..
tv at the clothes store is playing comically stretched ads for the store itself
January 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
tv at the clothes store is playing comically stretched ads for the store itself
cha cha two thousand
December 14, 2024 at 2:00 PM
cha cha two thousand
every day i wake up and have 3 more insect bites on my body
December 9, 2024 at 1:18 PM
every day i wake up and have 3 more insect bites on my body
feel like shit ima listen to countrypolitan for 8 hours
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 PM
feel like shit ima listen to countrypolitan for 8 hours