Ferret (pronounced Fer-ay) Valet🔞
@dookfiend.bsky.social
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Part-time ferret, part-time osprey, full-time gay man who writes and listens to music. 32 🔞🔞🔞
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Spotify is running recruitment ads for ICE and their owner is helping to develop military AI. Maybe hit that "cancel my account" button?
Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
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"Form-Fitting"
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"Hey Fox, mind uh, scootin' your belt up a bit for the picture?
Yeah uh, maybe a little more.
Okay, maybe just...once more.
...This is the last time, I swear."
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Adult Bambi sketches done during stream.
Last set of butt pics for the season. What would you do to a man like me?
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From taking a load off to taking it all off 😮‍💨

For @sansbraxe.bsky.social!
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Blue Moon, you knew just what I was there for 🎵🐺

🎨: @gorilladrama.bsky.social
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I'm so sorry I forgot about Calico Deadlock and Mirage Deadlock. They're too hot as well.
How can someone be homophobic playing Deadlock? The game is bisexual paradise the game.
I can't stop thinking about Billy Deadlock, Abrams Deadlock, Paige Deadlock, Wraith Deadlock, Doorman Deadlock, Mcginnis Deadlock, and even Lash (asshole) Deadlock.
The character designs in this game are so fuckin good.
How can someone be homophobic playing Deadlock? The game is bisexual paradise the game.
I can't stop thinking about Billy Deadlock, Abrams Deadlock, Paige Deadlock, Wraith Deadlock, Doorman Deadlock, Mcginnis Deadlock, and even Lash (asshole) Deadlock.
Er... Or helpful manservants who brew the perfect teas. Right?
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We ferrets/weasels make for the best scarves. We got a multitude of other uses too! Some of the handiest creatures out there - yep, yep!
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‪comms open again, pls get one so i can waste more time at the end of every month making ads like this :3

thank you!

comm form here: forms.gle/SFWsj39dJLM4...
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My Edge 2.0 broke a couple months ago and I miss it so much. Went ahead and bought another one. I'm going to get so high on Friday...
NIN's live show is always a treat! Enjoy!
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Felt spicey, so here's a Vinnie and Throttle sketch to cure my hangover