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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 4d

Antifa can be,
Easily described,
They wear elongated,
Red neck ties,
And orange makeup,
Tons of hairspray,
Also, a full diaper,
At least he smells that way.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5d

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 15h

The Turd Reich,
The Shitler brigade,
Six worthless nuts,
Six piles of human waste,
The brainless half dozen,
The insufferable six,
The Nazi worshippers,
Who'll be future convicts.

M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 19h

Self Explanatory.......

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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote about the Boston Tea Party for my book Political Brands. Part of it: American colonists did not want to buy British tea (the caffeinated drink of the day) for extra cost. Well you know what price is going through the roof right now? Imported coffee (our caffeinated drink of the day.) 📈☕

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 15h

Little Jimmy made a joke,
To show his ignorance,
When he hits at others,
Others hit back at him,
It's difficult for Jimmy,
To post with his iPad,
With his face attached,
To the cankle man's ass.

SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 1d

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 15h

Putin's very upset,
Agent orange is crying,
Over this picture,
Instead of constantly lying,
They pretend to feud,
With their verbal spats,
The cankle man always returns,
To kiss Putin's ass.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

The Kremlin is upset about their boy’s Time cover photo.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16h

This deserves more attention. North Carolina wiped out $6.5 Billion in medical debt for 2.5 million residents. Less than 1/3 of what we paid to bail out Argentina.
www.carolinajournal.com/nc-program-w...

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 16h

They trample our rights,
Kidnap people off the streets,
They handcuff and transport,
Don't charge you with anything,
They keep your location hidden,
Won't let anyone see you,
No one should be surprised,
That's what the Nazis do.

Pink Floyd Larson @pinkfloydlarson.bsky.social · 16h

Bastards...🎺

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 16h

Trump's demand to Bondi

Arrest every inflatable,
I want them behind bars,
They cannot stand against,
My enduring fascist charge,
They are the enemies,
Of my future Nazi state,
They're giving the people hope,
Take that hope away.

Pink Floyd Larson @pinkfloydlarson.bsky.social · 1d

Who ever thought 🤔 the next Civil War would be between Nazis and inflatables?

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 16h

Any picture the cankle man is in. Is the worst picture of all time.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter

DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 17h

The Epstein files stay hidden,
Tariffs are killing us,
The president only lies,
The republicans are corrupt,
Inflation is hitting our wallets,
The world hates the orange guy,
Pedophiles are being protected,
The whole damn administration takes bribes.

Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 1d

Hey. Hi. Tom Homan is on camera taking a $50k bribe and no one knows where the money went. If this was any other administration, this would be non-stop on the news. Why are we normalizing this stuff?

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 17h

Nothing ever trickles down,
They keep sending it up,
Now they're making healthcare,
Unaffordable for us,
The government has become,
Both vile and corrupt,
Politicians serve the wealthy,
And say to hell with us.

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 17h

The country's held hostage,
By a Keebler elf,
And an orange circus clown,
Who defecates upon himself,
Little Mikey shut down congress,
The cankle man said,
Because all those pedophiles,
Are who we must protect.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

AZ AG Mayes: If I have to, I’ll take Speaker Johnson to court. There's no legitimate reason for him to refuse to swear her in right now. And it's not fair for Mike Johnson to be holding the state of Arizona hostage because he doesn't want to release the Epstein files.

DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 18h

Mikey won't eat it,
He hates everything,
Unless the cankle man,
Gives him a ring,
He'll bend over backward,
And eat it with a smile,
He'll ever go as far as,
Protecting pedophiles.

Chef @chefdejour.bsky.social · 1d

Taxation without representation because of child molesting oligarchs.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closed

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a microphone with his eyes closed

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 18h

It was a dream come true. The elation Tom felt was overwhelming, he couldn't remember ever being so excited. But he had to maintain his control. As her screams filled the air it became harder and harder, then finally Tom screamed along with Marion. The cankle man is finally dead!

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 18h

The question is: Why did the cankle man, and Bondi, and so many others say the files would be released then refused to release them. That's what started the entire discussion. They wanted them released because they hoped they'd implicate democrats. Until an orange felon was rumored to be within.

Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 18h

Crimes against humanity,
They commit every day,
Their actions are illegal,
So, they cover their face,
They work for the cankle man,
Who is a complete fraud,
He has his own cult,
That worships him like a God.

Billie Etchison @sybilte420.bsky.social · 1d

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Pink Floyd Larson @pinkfloydlarson.bsky.social · 1d

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 18h

Have a great day, Floyd! And thank you my friend!

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 19h

I AM ANTIFA, ANTI FAT ASS! 👇👇👇

DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 19h

America's revolution,
Was fought over one thing,
The people of this country,
Never wanted a king,
That's what the supreme court,
Made the orange ding-a-ling,
And if you're against that,
Join these resistors and Maureen.

Maureen Berzanski 🧷🇺🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🟧🌊 🐾 @moberzan.bsky.social · 1d

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 19h

Thank you, so much Maureen for listing me. Have a wonderful day!

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 19h

Breaking News: It has been revealed what is causing Trump's hand to swell. The doctors referred to it as PP or pedophile puff.

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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 19h

The tech world has brought us (AI) artificial intelligence. And the cankle man, the GOP, MAGA and fox (pretend) news have brought us (OI) organized ignorance.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert