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@donkeykongape.bsky.social

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donkey kong the main ape | posts whenever (not affiliated with nintendo) | im hungry

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

i love you

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 22

i am okay with that i shall return to my kong dimension from whence i came

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 21

Steven come to donkey kong country, we need you.

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 21

donkey kong brown everywhere

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

@polyblues.bsky.social can i have 5 dollars

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

please like this tweet this is all i have left

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

at the beach - where the hoes at?

kongy want boing boing!

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

pull my finger

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

it was not painless

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

kiddy kong has been euthanized

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

i did this to my buddy funky once

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 20

goku i shit myself

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

he escaped.

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

chunky kong has been arrested by donkey kong island authorities

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

the war

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

chunky kong has been arrested by donkey kong island authorities

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

attention all donkey kong fans, there is this really sexy man on twitter if you see him give him a big kiss on the lips

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

am i a fucking joke to you

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

can i have 5 dollars

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

hop on fortnite

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

lick the rotten part of my toes

Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

every second i'm not throwing diddy kong at a wall is pure torture

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

aw rats!

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Donkey Kong @donkeykongape.bsky.social · Oct 19

diddy's flesh is mine and mine alone