Give that long meandering speech, white boy
March 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Give that long meandering speech, white boy
People think Kendrick did so good at the Super Bowl but they’ll take that back once drake responds at his girlfriends high school graduation ceremony
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
People think Kendrick did so good at the Super Bowl but they’ll take that back once drake responds at his girlfriends high school graduation ceremony
Liking country music has given me the same feeling I had when I first read Lenin. Like this thing I was taught was bad turns out to be awesome
January 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Liking country music has given me the same feeling I had when I first read Lenin. Like this thing I was taught was bad turns out to be awesome
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“yeah i love the chiller vibes of artists like Oopy Goopy and the Avacado Crunchers, but sometimes i also I really enjoy the symphonic rock from Gruntpisser.” - mentally ill nonbjnary
January 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“yeah i love the chiller vibes of artists like Oopy Goopy and the Avacado Crunchers, but sometimes i also I really enjoy the symphonic rock from Gruntpisser.” - mentally ill nonbjnary
Why do people quit smoking? Would you also quit the beauty of a sunrise? The sound of your name coming from a person who loves you? The enchanting aura of human kindness?
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Why do people quit smoking? Would you also quit the beauty of a sunrise? The sound of your name coming from a person who loves you? The enchanting aura of human kindness?
Generational wealth? That’s beta shit. Try hereditary mental illness
January 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Generational wealth? That’s beta shit. Try hereditary mental illness
Being bisexual and nonbinary is like being so straight it transcends gender
January 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Being bisexual and nonbinary is like being so straight it transcends gender
I always drive with my high beams on just so I can see what other people’s guns look like
January 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I always drive with my high beams on just so I can see what other people’s guns look like
You self suck at the office ONE TIME and apparently you’re hitler
January 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You self suck at the office ONE TIME and apparently you’re hitler
Night school musical. Instead of balancing basketball and music, Troy balances a child and functional alcoholism: (drunk behind the wheel of a car) you gotta getcha head in the game you gotta getcha getcha getcha head in the game
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Night school musical. Instead of balancing basketball and music, Troy balances a child and functional alcoholism: (drunk behind the wheel of a car) you gotta getcha head in the game you gotta getcha getcha getcha head in the game
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with weaponized incompetence is a good guy with weaponized incompetence
December 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with weaponized incompetence is a good guy with weaponized incompetence
Me trying to find a funny joke about the South Korean coup: you know.. you know the real coup de grace is.. uh.. I mean like chickens love a.. a uhh chicken coup. Uhm. Something about a Cadillac coupe de ville?
December 3, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Me trying to find a funny joke about the South Korean coup: you know.. you know the real coup de grace is.. uh.. I mean like chickens love a.. a uhh chicken coup. Uhm. Something about a Cadillac coupe de ville?
Guys she likes me so much she made two profiles 😍
November 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Guys she likes me so much she made two profiles 😍
After a peaceful thanksgiving I’m entering the family group chat with something positive about China
November 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
After a peaceful thanksgiving I’m entering the family group chat with something positive about China
Whenever someone tells me ai art is the future, I can only imagine having the same taste in art as the 32 year old who sold me weed in high school
November 29, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Whenever someone tells me ai art is the future, I can only imagine having the same taste in art as the 32 year old who sold me weed in high school
If anyone is mean to anyone else I will drink a beer tonight
November 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
If anyone is mean to anyone else I will drink a beer tonight
Everyone makes drunk plans. I make drunk premonitions
November 29, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Everyone makes drunk plans. I make drunk premonitions
I think killing myself would save me
November 28, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I think killing myself would save me
Telling my gay friends that I like watching basketball and college sports was harder than telling my straight friends that I like cock and balls
November 27, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Telling my gay friends that I like watching basketball and college sports was harder than telling my straight friends that I like cock and balls
But what if these bot accounts can fix me
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 AM
But what if these bot accounts can fix me
Really bad holiday coming up for my fellow haters
November 27, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Really bad holiday coming up for my fellow haters
Driving my 2011 Ford Escape at full speed through the marketplace of ideas
November 26, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Driving my 2011 Ford Escape at full speed through the marketplace of ideas
Been seeing a lot of liberals make the bizarre argument that Kamala lost because of her being sorta kinda in favor of trans rights. This is not the case. She lost because of that time she sang wheels on the bus like someone who had never heard a song before
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Been seeing a lot of liberals make the bizarre argument that Kamala lost because of her being sorta kinda in favor of trans rights. This is not the case. She lost because of that time she sang wheels on the bus like someone who had never heard a song before
Kamala would win if she came back in 2028 with a scar across her eye and a new name like “Broken Blue”. A robot hand wouldn’t hurt either.
November 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Kamala would win if she came back in 2028 with a scar across her eye and a new name like “Broken Blue”. A robot hand wouldn’t hurt either.
Mom Jeans is the Weezer of emo and y’all aren’t ready for that convo.
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Mom Jeans is the Weezer of emo and y’all aren’t ready for that convo.