DON FERRARI
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I bet if you ran it through a hot glue it would turn back into regular piss
donferrari.bsky.social
What did you end up doing with all of your plasti-piss?
donferrari.bsky.social
I'm sure he didn't mean it.
donferrari.bsky.social
Only if it's a photo collage of big wet spots at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
donferrari.bsky.social
But only if you're both comfortable with that
donferrari.bsky.social
That's a common misconception in prison you're actually supposed to find the largest prisoner and give them a big kiss and maybe honk their boob
donferrari.bsky.social
No they're called "cummies"
donferrari.bsky.social
"Turns out the joke... was on me."
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earl scheib sign, beverly hills, california, 1977
earl scheib sign, beverly hills, california, 1977
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donferrari.bsky.social
I love the quote post who's dead sure they will lead the violent overthrow of the government but is too chicken shit to post the death threat they want to
donferrari.bsky.social
Whatever soothes your cognitive dissonance, Field Marshal Cinque.
donferrari.bsky.social
"Saying we love Hitler was tame compared to the reams of erotic Goebbels fanfic we post!"
donferrari.bsky.social
That's the mound Tinky-Winky leapt into Heaven from
donferrari.bsky.social
Good. Live in your shame.
donferrari.bsky.social
This could mean any number of things coming from you
donferrari.bsky.social
Probably did well on home video.

Also it's better than the original.
donferrari.bsky.social
We call the "Out, Vile Jelly!" Protocol
donferrari.bsky.social
You could do your Final Fantasy 7 cosplay!
donferrari.bsky.social
I don't trust that mustache
donferrari.bsky.social
Oh that guy *definitely* drinks his own piss