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DollMaidCrystal
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social
40-something | Rubberdoll | Maid | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life
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I'm Crystal, @mistressaspyce.bsky.social's personal #RubberDoll #SissyMaid! I write about the realities of my unique life, rather than the fantasy of being a rubber maid.

Expect a mix of fetish mayhem and cozy domestic blogging here.
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December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#Ponygirls with bells are underrated.
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Followup question: Should a ponygirl-pulled sleigh be an old-timey box on runners, or can a new style sled still work?

Aesthetics be damned, I think I'd prefer pulling the plastic toboggan. Runner sleds do not do well on fresh powder.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Would a fleece lined bodysuit be enough for ponyplay in the snow?

The leather harness isn't going to be providing much insulation over it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
7 inches of snow cleared from the driveway and walkways, and the dollmaid is sore.

@mistressaspyce.bsky.social needs to add a groundkeeper to the staff if she doesn't want her sissy maids to keep developing buff shoulders.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Sketched out some of Hollys wardrobe! Yes every piece is a custom commissioned, specifically Christmas themed outfit. Which she's very normal about! #latexllamaart
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My mom: You want the bone from my tomahawk chop, dog? You do a trick for it.

🐶: Sit. Shake paws. Good tricks?

Mom: I don't want your dirty paw! *Bops dog on the nose with the bone*

🐶: *DOG JUDO NENTEN-KATA BUSOUWOTOKU-WAZA DISARM!*

Mom: Hey! I didn't give that to you yet!

🐶: Is VERY good trick!
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I think people follow conspiracy theories because they're comforting in the same way as Hallmark Christmas movies.

No matter how they go, they always end the same way.
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The funny part of the porn conspiracy theorists is that there's no consensus about whether they're hunting for evidence of drug fueled hypnosis in their porn to prove that smut peddlers are degenerates that must be stopped, or because secret hypnosis makes their porn hotter.
Looks like the porn conspiracy theorists have found my blog - The subculture who’re convinced BDSM porn is only possible by drugging and hypnotizing the models and go frame-by-frame looking for evidence.

I’m going to have a full day of blocking people.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Looks like the porn conspiracy theorists have found my blog - The subculture who’re convinced BDSM porn is only possible by drugging and hypnotizing the models and go frame-by-frame looking for evidence.

I’m going to have a full day of blocking people.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Andromeda Chained to a Rock" was completed in 1927, making it one of Schiff's most notable post-World War 1 works.

I mention this because the painting is currently up for auction, and I'm annoyed its date is listed as "19th century". I'm a random kink poster on Bluesky, and I still got that right!
"Andromeda Chained" (Kink In Pop Culture- art, history, 1800's)

Painted by Robert Schiff (Austria, 1869-1935)

Full entry text in image alt text

Continue reading-
www.tumblr.com/theakandrews...

#KinkInPopCulture #kink #bdsm #fetish #AndromedaChained #Andromeda
#RobertSchiff #1800s #Art #Paintings
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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@latex.toys had me rubberize the latest fartnut dog
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anna and Elsa in the bedroom of the ice palace, wearing a get-along cage.

You can’t complain about sissy princest fantasies breaking continuity, either. This diorama is based on the AI-generated video I’m uploading to Disney Plus, so it’s canon now.
Out: Showing off your sissy in a cute/slutty cosplay at a party.

In: Showing off your sissy by locking her in a little bondage diorama themed around her cosplay.
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Shimakaze being bullied by a Kaiju-sized USS Missouri.

Of course, a properly scaled Iowa class battleship won’t fit in the diorama box, so we’ll have to get clever with forced perspective.
Out: Showing off your sissy in a cute/slutty cosplay at a party.

In: Showing off your sissy by locking her in a little bondage diorama themed around her cosplay.
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
K-pop Demon Hunters bad end bukkake fountain.

Insert a coin in the slot to squirt the next load!
Out: Showing off your sissy in a cute/slutty cosplay at a party.

In: Showing off your sissy by locking her in a little bondage diorama themed around her cosplay.
December 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A display box with miniskirted Princess Peach chained to a toadstool cushion, in front of a well-endowed mannequin wearing overalls and a red turtleneck.
Out: Showing off your sissy in a cute/slutty cosplay at a party.

In: Showing off your sissy by locking her in a little bondage diorama themed around her cosplay.
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Out: Showing off your sissy in a cute/slutty cosplay at a party.

In: Showing off your sissy by locking her in a little bondage diorama themed around her cosplay.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Dead, buried, concreted over and now an AI data center.
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
While I was testing different Chinese sauces, 🐶 stole his first taste of Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp.

🐶 turns out to LOVE chili crisp.

Now, whenever the jar comes out, 🐶 is at the table begging for a spoonful on his kibble. (The answer is no, dog.)
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I'm doing a Tactical Silicone Deer hood collab with @pupjoi.com (🌟I helped design it🌟) and they have handed me two freebies to raffle out!
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To enter:
1️⃣ Follow @spacepupsilver.com & @pupjoi.com
2️⃣ Like & Retweet this post
Announced 16 Dec: Christmas Limited Colour
Announced 25 Dec: Regular Colour
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Playing dress up for some custom Polaroids today 🎀
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Tips for Masculinity
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The word “bimbo” originally meant an Italian American man. As late as 1919, calling a woman a bimbo was saying she was a tough, inner-city gal who could throw a punch.

By the end of 1920, bimbo meant a giggly airhead. This week’s blog post is about how that happened.

fetlife.com/DollMaidCrys...
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM