DollMaidCrystal
@dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social
40-something | Rubberdoll | Maid | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life
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I'm Crystal, @mistressaspyce.bsky.social's personal #RubberDoll #SissyMaid! I write about the realities of my unique life, rather than the fantasy of being a rubber maid.
Expect a mix of fetish mayhem and cozy domestic blogging here.
Expect a mix of fetish mayhem and cozy domestic blogging here.
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Siri Jay christmas commission
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Siri Jay christmas commission
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I need another snow day ❄️
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need another snow day ❄️
The rubber pillow made my vacbed nap so much better.
(Thank you to @shinylatex.bsky.social for letting me use it!)
(Thank you to @shinylatex.bsky.social for letting me use it!)
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The rubber pillow made my vacbed nap so much better.
(Thank you to @shinylatex.bsky.social for letting me use it!)
(Thank you to @shinylatex.bsky.social for letting me use it!)
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December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Whoever came up with putting an air mattress inside a vacbed is a genius. As the pressure builds, you're pressed deeper into the comfy mattress.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Whoever came up with putting an air mattress inside a vacbed is a genius. As the pressure builds, you're pressed deeper into the comfy mattress.
Heart attack averted. We had a power outage, and I couldn’t boot my computer afterwards.
Some poking later, the only problem was the backup drive.
Some poking later, the only problem was the backup drive.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Heart attack averted. We had a power outage, and I couldn’t boot my computer afterwards.
Some poking later, the only problem was the backup drive.
Some poking later, the only problem was the backup drive.
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I will fight off the existential horror that is artificial garbage by drawing festive crap with my own two hands.
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I will fight off the existential horror that is artificial garbage by drawing festive crap with my own two hands.
I really want a Weekly Dinner Menu where I actually cook nice dinners, but some weeks don't let me do that.
Mon: N/A (Femdom munch)
Tues: Cheap crappy pizza
Wed: The restaurant with 🐶's pic on the celebrity wall
Thurs: Dinner with my family
Fri: Shanxi Shaved Noodles w/ oyster sauce ground pork
Mon: N/A (Femdom munch)
Tues: Cheap crappy pizza
Wed: The restaurant with 🐶's pic on the celebrity wall
Thurs: Dinner with my family
Fri: Shanxi Shaved Noodles w/ oyster sauce ground pork
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I really want a Weekly Dinner Menu where I actually cook nice dinners, but some weeks don't let me do that.
Mon: N/A (Femdom munch)
Tues: Cheap crappy pizza
Wed: The restaurant with 🐶's pic on the celebrity wall
Thurs: Dinner with my family
Fri: Shanxi Shaved Noodles w/ oyster sauce ground pork
Mon: N/A (Femdom munch)
Tues: Cheap crappy pizza
Wed: The restaurant with 🐶's pic on the celebrity wall
Thurs: Dinner with my family
Fri: Shanxi Shaved Noodles w/ oyster sauce ground pork
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Went on a little walk through the park the other night 🐴💜✨
Christmas lights seem to reflect quite well off of rubber ponies~
#Ponybuttmonday #Latex #Ponyplay #Petplay
Christmas lights seem to reflect quite well off of rubber ponies~
#Ponybuttmonday #Latex #Ponyplay #Petplay
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Went on a little walk through the park the other night 🐴💜✨
Christmas lights seem to reflect quite well off of rubber ponies~
#Ponybuttmonday #Latex #Ponyplay #Petplay
Christmas lights seem to reflect quite well off of rubber ponies~
#Ponybuttmonday #Latex #Ponyplay #Petplay
You know winter came fast when putting up Christmas decorations requires lugging around a kettle of boiling water to thaw out patches of dirt.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You know winter came fast when putting up Christmas decorations requires lugging around a kettle of boiling water to thaw out patches of dirt.
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Tatsugiri suit bondage.
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tatsugiri suit bondage.
I'm reading through the terms of this offer, and it looks like the board can accept Paramount's cash offer now or wait 18 months and get more money from Netflix spinning off the cable channels.
This is possibly the largest Stanford Marshmallow Experiment in history.
This is possibly the largest Stanford Marshmallow Experiment in history.
Paramount has launched a hostile bid for the company that's home to Casablanca, Batman and CNN. Just Friday, Netflix and Warner Brothers executives were celebrating a deal they had struck. n.pr/4rAWzRk
Not so fast, Netflix. Paramount launches hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount has launched a hostile bid for the company that's home to Casablanca, Batman and CNN. Just Friday, Netflix and Warner Brothers executives were celebrating a deal they had struck.
n.pr
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm reading through the terms of this offer, and it looks like the board can accept Paramount's cash offer now or wait 18 months and get more money from Netflix spinning off the cable channels.
This is possibly the largest Stanford Marshmallow Experiment in history.
This is possibly the largest Stanford Marshmallow Experiment in history.
New semantic mystery: What’s the collective noun of “Milf”?
🤔… A brunch.
“A brunch of milfs”
🤔… A brunch.
“A brunch of milfs”
Also like wolves, they hunt in packs
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
New semantic mystery: What’s the collective noun of “Milf”?
🤔… A brunch.
“A brunch of milfs”
🤔… A brunch.
“A brunch of milfs”
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What is the plural of "milf?" Milfs or Milves
I say "milves". It makes sense. Life, lives. Wolf, wolves. Milf, milves.
I say "milves". It makes sense. Life, lives. Wolf, wolves. Milf, milves.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What is the plural of "milf?" Milfs or Milves
I say "milves". It makes sense. Life, lives. Wolf, wolves. Milf, milves.
I say "milves". It makes sense. Life, lives. Wolf, wolves. Milf, milves.
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Which would you rather be?
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Which would you rather be?
Mistress Aspyce: Have you seen my phone?
Me: *Looks around. Sees unhappy 🐶* Mistress, did you put the dog in a sweater again?
Aspyce: Yes, and I already looked under the dog.
Me: *Flips 🐶 off couch. Carefully unfolds the blanket he's lying on. Hands Mistress the phone inside.* 🐶 holds grudges.
Me: *Looks around. Sees unhappy 🐶* Mistress, did you put the dog in a sweater again?
Aspyce: Yes, and I already looked under the dog.
Me: *Flips 🐶 off couch. Carefully unfolds the blanket he's lying on. Hands Mistress the phone inside.* 🐶 holds grudges.
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Mistress Aspyce: Have you seen my phone?
Me: *Looks around. Sees unhappy 🐶* Mistress, did you put the dog in a sweater again?
Aspyce: Yes, and I already looked under the dog.
Me: *Flips 🐶 off couch. Carefully unfolds the blanket he's lying on. Hands Mistress the phone inside.* 🐶 holds grudges.
Me: *Looks around. Sees unhappy 🐶* Mistress, did you put the dog in a sweater again?
Aspyce: Yes, and I already looked under the dog.
Me: *Flips 🐶 off couch. Carefully unfolds the blanket he's lying on. Hands Mistress the phone inside.* 🐶 holds grudges.
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I can't believe people who have only ever known rent seeking bullshit tech want tech that doesn't do that and, broadly, works
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I can't believe people who have only ever known rent seeking bullshit tech want tech that doesn't do that and, broadly, works
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
I get that .stl file can't use bump mapping, but can 3d print sculptors please optimize your geometry just a little bit?
A set of Mad Max minis should not be 19 gigs, after compression.
A set of Mad Max minis should not be 19 gigs, after compression.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I get that .stl file can't use bump mapping, but can 3d print sculptors please optimize your geometry just a little bit?
A set of Mad Max minis should not be 19 gigs, after compression.
A set of Mad Max minis should not be 19 gigs, after compression.
Prof Courtney may be on to something.
LLMs are constructed through positive relationships of words. The only time it picks up on implied negation is if enough people have made that argument in the past that it can be copied wholly.
I don’t think LLMs are capable of modeling negative logic.
LLMs are constructed through positive relationships of words. The only time it picks up on implied negation is if enough people have made that argument in the past that it can be copied wholly.
I don’t think LLMs are capable of modeling negative logic.
One assignment style I've discovered that AI cannot (yet) deal with is the "Four Sentence Essay." It has students essentially distill a whole paper into four sentences of argument between two opponents about whatever topic. It boggles the students' minds & AI just can't do the logic piece of it.
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Prof Courtney may be on to something.
LLMs are constructed through positive relationships of words. The only time it picks up on implied negation is if enough people have made that argument in the past that it can be copied wholly.
I don’t think LLMs are capable of modeling negative logic.
LLMs are constructed through positive relationships of words. The only time it picks up on implied negation is if enough people have made that argument in the past that it can be copied wholly.
I don’t think LLMs are capable of modeling negative logic.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Reply with the most cursed scene from your porn folder.
"Yip yip yip yip."
"Yip yip yip yip."
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reply with the most cursed scene from your porn folder.
"Yip yip yip yip."
"Yip yip yip yip."
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June 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM