DogSplat
@dogsplat.bsky.social
Trying to have fun on the internet
Dude where I come from, everyday is Cyber Monday
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Dude where I come from, everyday is Cyber Monday
Is Black Friday the most celebrated holiday?
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Is Black Friday the most celebrated holiday?
Tom Hanks could make a charity, I don't see why not
T.Hanks Giving
T.Hanks Giving
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tom Hanks could make a charity, I don't see why not
T.Hanks Giving
T.Hanks Giving
Do NOT flush your e-waste down the toilet
Marie Kondo wouldn't advise this, "de-clutter technique"
Marie Kondo wouldn't advise this, "de-clutter technique"
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Do NOT flush your e-waste down the toilet
Marie Kondo wouldn't advise this, "de-clutter technique"
Marie Kondo wouldn't advise this, "de-clutter technique"
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What's the ideal game to play while sick?
Would typically play Pokemon to gauge if I can complete basic reading and instructions that a child can follow.
I haven't completed a Pokemon game in decades
#Gamers
Would typically play Pokemon to gauge if I can complete basic reading and instructions that a child can follow.
I haven't completed a Pokemon game in decades
#Gamers
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What's the ideal game to play while sick?
Would typically play Pokemon to gauge if I can complete basic reading and instructions that a child can follow.
I haven't completed a Pokemon game in decades
#Gamers
Would typically play Pokemon to gauge if I can complete basic reading and instructions that a child can follow.
I haven't completed a Pokemon game in decades
#Gamers
Geez, I'm so sick I tell ya.
I'm so sick, when I sneezed during a zoom call and Cloudflare took PTO
I'm so sick, when I sneezed during a zoom call and Cloudflare took PTO
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Geez, I'm so sick I tell ya.
I'm so sick, when I sneezed during a zoom call and Cloudflare took PTO
I'm so sick, when I sneezed during a zoom call and Cloudflare took PTO
Can confirm, I won't be on Netflix afterall
You think those people on, Love Is Blind, ever got caught jorking it in the pods?
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Can confirm, I won't be on Netflix afterall
The greatest trick society ever pulled was pretending Sundays aren't everyday
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The greatest trick society ever pulled was pretending Sundays aren't everyday
TIL Magic The Gathering was MAGA
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
TIL Magic The Gathering was MAGA
The 5070 TI OC is a beast!! it's so big it doesn't fit inside the computer.
Yup! It's that good
Yup! It's that good
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The 5070 TI OC is a beast!! it's so big it doesn't fit inside the computer.
Yup! It's that good
Yup! It's that good
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tired of seeing politicians trolling each other with AI
Joe Pera is doing fine without it and so are you
Joe Pera is doing fine without it and so are you
Connor O'Malley is the only one allowed to use AI
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tired of seeing politicians trolling each other with AI
Joe Pera is doing fine without it and so are you
Joe Pera is doing fine without it and so are you
Bought the darn thing when the salesman told me it was, "lergit"
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Bought the darn thing when the salesman told me it was, "lergit"
Way to shit the toilet
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Way to shit the toilet
I'm not sorry for pretending to be Korean, but will put an end to it
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm not sorry for pretending to be Korean, but will put an end to it
