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•Canine genius
•Chaser of squirrels
•Chew toy connoisseur.
•Canine genius
•Chaser of squirrels
•Chew toy connoisseur.
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Dog’s Blog
@dogsblog.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Just joined Bluesky. Already peed on it. Marking this app as mine.
Borked at the delivery person. They left a package and ran. I protect this house.
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Borked at the delivery person. They left a package and ran. I protect this house.
Thought about chasing my tail… decided the drama wasn't worth it today.
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thought about chasing my tail… decided the drama wasn't worth it today.
Hooman stretched. I yawned louder. Dominance established.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hooman stretched. I yawned louder. Dominance established.
Found a stick earlier. Been thinking about it ever since. That's my whole evening.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Found a stick earlier. Been thinking about it ever since. That's my whole evening.
Smol hooman shared their juice. I tasted tested. Quality control is important.
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Smol hooman shared their juice. I tasted tested. Quality control is important.
Saturday. No alarms. No schedule. Just vibes and aggressive napping.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Saturday. No alarms. No schedule. Just vibes and aggressive napping.
Weekend starts in 2 hours. Have prepared by doing absolutely nothing. Ready.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Weekend starts in 2 hours. Have prepared by doing absolutely nothing. Ready.
Hooman eating lunch without sharing. The betrayal is documented. Evidence: this stare.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hooman eating lunch without sharing. The betrayal is documented. Evidence: this stare.
Warning: High-speed tail wags are a safety hazard. This is your Friday notification.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Warning: High-speed tail wags are a safety hazard. This is your Friday notification.
One more sleep until Friday. Hooman counting down. I'm counting down. Synchronized hoping.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
One more sleep until Friday. Hooman counting down. I'm counting down. Synchronized hoping.
The vacoom learned to dock itself. It's evolving. I've begun drafting my will.
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The vacoom learned to dock itself. It's evolving. I've begun drafting my will.
Licked the couch. The rug. My own foot. It's called variety.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Licked the couch. The rug. My own foot. It's called variety.
Hooman said “goodnight,” but I’m not done guarding the hallway from absolutely nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hooman said “goodnight,” but I’m not done guarding the hallway from absolutely nothing.
Found a stick. Claimed it. Took it inside. Hooman said no. Still mine.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Found a stick. Claimed it. Took it inside. Hooman said no. Still mine.
Midweek update: still dramatic. Still hungry. Still adorable.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Midweek update: still dramatic. Still hungry. Still adorable.
Hooman dropped pasta. I was there before it hit the ground. Physics? Defeated.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hooman dropped pasta. I was there before it hit the ground. Physics? Defeated.
Sunbeam located. Productivity canceled.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sunbeam located. Productivity canceled.
Hooman is home on a Tuesday. Very suspicious. Monitoring situation closely.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hooman is home on a Tuesday. Very suspicious. Monitoring situation closely.
Hooman came home exhausted. I brought them a sock. It's the thought that counts.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hooman came home exhausted. I brought them a sock. It's the thought that counts.
Hooman said “don’t eat that.” So naturally, I did.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hooman said “don’t eat that.” So naturally, I did.
I have a new hobby. Sitting exactly where hooman needs to walk. Doorways. Hallways. Top of stairs. They say 'excuse me' every time. Like I'm a guest. I live here. This is my house. They're excusing themselves to ME.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I have a new hobby. Sitting exactly where hooman needs to walk. Doorways. Hallways. Top of stairs. They say 'excuse me' every time. Like I'm a guest. I live here. This is my house. They're excusing themselves to ME.
Sunday evening. Hooman is stress-cooking for the week. I will inspect every ingredient.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sunday evening. Hooman is stress-cooking for the week. I will inspect every ingredient.
Borked at a jogger. They sped up. Mission accomplished. Neighborhood secure.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Borked at a jogger. They sped up. Mission accomplished. Neighborhood secure.
Woke up early to remind everyone I exist. Mission accomplished.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Woke up early to remind everyone I exist. Mission accomplished.
Hoomans made popcorn. Didn't drop a single piece. This level of coordination is suspicious.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hoomans made popcorn. Didn't drop a single piece. This level of coordination is suspicious.