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I can't believe they sold out "Devil's Haircut" to American Express!
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I can't believe they sold out "Devil's Haircut" to American Express!
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
That song was important! It was about...
Uh...
Something!
Or was it about... nothing? And that was the point?
Or...
Never mind.
I'd like to think that at 3:15PM yesterday, Noah Kahan was somewhere performing.
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'd like to think that at 3:15PM yesterday, Noah Kahan was somewhere performing.
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
"I loove Vermont, it's the season of the--- oop. Nevermind."
A dedication to Tim Curry's performance of "The Zucchini Song" from a 1981 episode of SNL. Performed by Essi Ayenne (Sean) at the Vermont Comedy Club on October 29th as a part of their "Possessed" show.
The incomparable Kana Zink on keyboard.
The incomparable Kana Zink on keyboard.
"The Zucchini Song" at 2025 "Possessed"
YouTube video by Sean Xe-Xem
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November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A dedication to Tim Curry's performance of "The Zucchini Song" from a 1981 episode of SNL. Performed by Essi Ayenne (Sean) at the Vermont Comedy Club on October 29th as a part of their "Possessed" show.
The incomparable Kana Zink on keyboard.
The incomparable Kana Zink on keyboard.
Eventual cabaret show:
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Eventual cabaret show:
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
Pagliacci's Playhouse.
Artists and performers perform pieces they've created to deal with their depression, anxiety, and other woes and personal demons.
Wife: We're going to try GoNoodle at school. It's like Just Dance for school.
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Wife: We're going to try GoNoodle at school. It's like Just Dance for school.
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
Me: Is that moose supposed to be... Italian?
Wife: Did he just say "Naughty by Nature?"
I've started writing a book for the Pierson Library. Three pages a week and then the kids and other patrons submit their ideas for what happens next.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I've started writing a book for the Pierson Library. Three pages a week and then the kids and other patrons submit their ideas for what happens next.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
Peepers and Salamander, Vermont's answer to Frog and Toad.
I finally made a hat out of the wool my wife gave me two years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I finally made a hat out of the wool my wife gave me two years ago.
Next time you're out with your kids and they start saying "6-7," find another person over thirty and just break out the "Whaaassuuup?!"
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Next time you're out with your kids and they start saying "6-7," find another person over thirty and just break out the "Whaaassuuup?!"
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
Walking around my apartment to get used to wearing heels again for tomorrow night's Rocky Horror show while rehearsing the Zucchini song for Wednesday Night's Possessed show at the @Vermont Comedy Club.
Lot of Tim Currying
Lot of Tim Currying
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Walking around my apartment to get used to wearing heels again for tomorrow night's Rocky Horror show while rehearsing the Zucchini song for Wednesday Night's Possessed show at the @Vermont Comedy Club.
Lot of Tim Currying
Lot of Tim Currying
Am I the only one who thinks the new Duracell guy looks like the adult movie version of Dr. Mike?
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the new Duracell guy looks like the adult movie version of Dr. Mike?
Man, some of the stops on this tour are boring. I wonder if I'd make better tips if I started lying and telling better stories.
And now I think I have a better understanding of the roots of mythology and religion.
And now I think I have a better understanding of the roots of mythology and religion.
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Man, some of the stops on this tour are boring. I wonder if I'd make better tips if I started lying and telling better stories.
And now I think I have a better understanding of the roots of mythology and religion.
And now I think I have a better understanding of the roots of mythology and religion.
"How is the Princess held prisoner?"
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
October 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"How is the Princess held prisoner?"
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
The way you present something matters.
Is she in a tower?
-Classic, isolationist, sure.
In a dungeon?
-Smacks of subjugation.
Is she in a bikini of rags chained to a wall with her arms and legs spread apart?
-Dude, you a freak and you are showing your whole ass.
Play idea: Backstage.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Play idea: Backstage.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
A man goes through a stressful day and wakes up "Backstage." It's a Beetlegeuse-ish setting where he and everyone he knows are characters in a play called "Navel-Gazer." Offstage, the other characters all have Comedia del arte makeup and people in black with red lights wander.
Zeitgeists
2010's: We need to be better and more respectful and supportive of others.
Most people: Yeah you're right. We'll try.
2020's: It's okay to be racist again.
Too Many People: FUCK YEAH!
2010's: We need to be better and more respectful and supportive of others.
Most people: Yeah you're right. We'll try.
2020's: It's okay to be racist again.
Too Many People: FUCK YEAH!
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Zeitgeists
2010's: We need to be better and more respectful and supportive of others.
Most people: Yeah you're right. We'll try.
2020's: It's okay to be racist again.
Too Many People: FUCK YEAH!
2010's: We need to be better and more respectful and supportive of others.
Most people: Yeah you're right. We'll try.
2020's: It's okay to be racist again.
Too Many People: FUCK YEAH!
With X-Men joining the Disney Marvelverse, I wonder: where can they cast Elliot Page?
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
October 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
With X-Men joining the Disney Marvelverse, I wonder: where can they cast Elliot Page?
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
I mean, Kitty Pride could go on a similar journey like his character Victor did in Umbrella Academy, but I think he might have the chops to play an all new Multiple Man.
I co-wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book with some folks at my beloved local library a few months ago and finally got around to illustrating the cover.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I co-wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book with some folks at my beloved local library a few months ago and finally got around to illustrating the cover.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
I freely admit to my lack of graphic design training, but it seems to be passable since it's for free distribution, not for sale.
I don't say this often, but I really need a tiny fedora for this spatula.
.
"Platula?"
.
"Platula?"
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I don't say this often, but I really need a tiny fedora for this spatula.
.
"Platula?"
.
"Platula?"
Looks like I'm quitting Wordle.
October 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Looks like I'm quitting Wordle.
Reposted
Feeling halfway between "good" and "I hope the nextpace I move to gives me a good nickname."
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Feeling halfway between "good" and "I hope the nextpace I move to gives me a good nickname."
Still processing the secret of Nathan's death on Haunted Hotel.
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Still processing the secret of Nathan's death on Haunted Hotel.
I drew something and my wife thought it looked like a wuzzle.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
September 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I drew something and my wife thought it looked like a wuzzle.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
I then sang the entire theme song that I hadn't heard out loud in 39 years.
#SavoryLife
Because it sounds better than "my doctor told me to avoid sweets."
Because it sounds better than "my doctor told me to avoid sweets."
September 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
#SavoryLife
Because it sounds better than "my doctor told me to avoid sweets."
Because it sounds better than "my doctor told me to avoid sweets."
News: ... over concerns that it might cause autism.
Me: Shit. How many neurotypicals do I actually know?
Me: Shit. How many neurotypicals do I actually know?
September 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
News: ... over concerns that it might cause autism.
Me: Shit. How many neurotypicals do I actually know?
Me: Shit. How many neurotypicals do I actually know?
Recording today.
"I concede! You win this battle, female warrior. You are the finest with the blade."
"I can't take the credit. My master, Male Powerfantasy taught me everything. He's the best!"
.
I think the writer is trying to make Allison Bechdel's eyes roll so hard, they fly out of her head.
"I concede! You win this battle, female warrior. You are the finest with the blade."
"I can't take the credit. My master, Male Powerfantasy taught me everything. He's the best!"
.
I think the writer is trying to make Allison Bechdel's eyes roll so hard, they fly out of her head.
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Recording today.
"I concede! You win this battle, female warrior. You are the finest with the blade."
"I can't take the credit. My master, Male Powerfantasy taught me everything. He's the best!"
.
I think the writer is trying to make Allison Bechdel's eyes roll so hard, they fly out of her head.
"I concede! You win this battle, female warrior. You are the finest with the blade."
"I can't take the credit. My master, Male Powerfantasy taught me everything. He's the best!"
.
I think the writer is trying to make Allison Bechdel's eyes roll so hard, they fly out of her head.