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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 7d

mmmh are cereals soup

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 13d

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 13d

In the last 5 years I’ve pivoted to sharing things mostly on Instagram after switching from Twitter, it’s a bit of a shame having different groups of people in different platforms

Anyway I finally finished one (small small) sketchbook, so some pages:

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 13d

in London that’s a pipe dream 😭😭

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 13d

how do people even clean the outside of their windows in the uk where windows dont open fully, fuck this window design, gimmie back european windows

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Chris's HAUNTED House of SKELETON Chicken and GHOST Waffles @bwprowl.bsky.social · 15d

So if you complete the McDonald's reward subquest as early as possible, you can get access to the Sausage Biscuit. This item is actually glitched with a calorie value of 460,000, so consuming it causes a stack overflow error that allows you to skip straight to dying.

ヤンデドキ•SOX @yandedoki-sox.bsky.social · 15d

Draw your oc eating the 460,000 calorie McDonald's Sausage Biscuit reward

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 16d

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 20d

just went yesterday to a shop to get it the ol fashioned way, actually ended up not using amazon so thats nice

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 20d

funny continuation of this story, they sent me a replacement, but again with ups, now they tried delivering it on monday/tuesday but I was at work, then they said they tried a fake delivery on wed/thurs (not true at all) and sent it back to the seller

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · 28d

someone in edinburgh got a free guitar, hope ya enjoy it (im getting a free replacement)

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Sep 25

i hate taking the tube so much in london it should be illegal for it to be so hot and packed every day

Im just taking a break from limes because that shit is expensive, i need my company to hurry up and get the cycle to work benefit going

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Sep 24

that's not true at all ups is fucking me over for 4 days in a row

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kazzycom/カジコム @kazzycom.bsky.social · Sep 21

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Sep 19

where are the communitieeees goddamn living in 2025 is such a slog give me back sense of belonging and support networks and communities you rich bitches

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Sep 16

i have a lot of collections on tiktok but i have two special ones called core humour and core me and one day i will find a victim willing to go through both and hear me explain why the videos are either so funny or so me

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Sep 9

the most unethical thing i do is go take a dump in the disabled people toilets

listen up, they're in such a better state than the other toilets, much quieter, and I don't have to worry about the guy in the next stall wondering if i have to fix my diet

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 31

me in charge of not ordering take away on the weekends

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 29

honestly if i didnt have therapy life would be so much harsher

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 22

sometimes i think about we're all just a random combination of dust and why the hell did those trillions and trillions of atoms decide to be me of all they could've been, damn your loss man

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 19

was supposed to go to a very cute event today but i am so exhausted i will have to skip it

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 17

the summer that hikaru died is another mf heavy hitter this season, cant believe i got both this and takopis original sin to quench my thirst for emotionally being hurt

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smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 5

nowadays 99% of the time I am going out in crocs, truly revolutionary tbh

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 5

i love the look of my doc martens 1461s but in the last year i mustve worn them 3 times in total because they demolish my feet, so i only wear them if its a limited time event that i am going, and its a shame

smooth operator @dodicin.bsky.social · Aug 5

i mustve appeared in the background of at least 5 tiktoks today as i was roaming around london

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peke @pekepekex.bsky.social · Aug 3

oc🌀🦋🌳

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