Make sure you get your "Magic: The Satellite" trading cards at your nearest USSF BX.

And they wonder why people don't take them seriously.

#USSF #Space #Spaceforce #Pentagon #MilitaryHumor

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Your NATSEC horoscope:
• Army — You will discover a new requirement
• Navy — Your program will be 4 years late
• Air Force — Someone said “JADC2” again
• Space Force — Stop making everything a constellation
• DoD — Blame the Continuing Resolution
#DoD #MilitaryHumor #DefenseTwitter #StrategySatire

Continuing Resolutions aren’t a nuisance—they’re strategic self-sabotage.
We plan like a superpower but fund like a failing startup.

New Doctrine & Disorder piece:
#Defense #Acquisitions #NatSec #PPBE #Policy #Military
doctrineanddisorder.substack.com/p/continuing...

Reform isn’t magic.
Acquisitions, planning, and running the DoD aren’t “broken” — they’re complex.

We keep demanding predictable outcomes from a fundamentally unpredictable environment, then act shocked when the system behaves like… a complex system.

#DoD #Acquisition #NatSec #Complexity

We say we want speed, innovation, and “transformation.”
But half the time, the DoD isn’t solving problems — it’s perfecting the ritual of looking like it is.

Read it here:
doctrineanddisorder.substack.com/p/when-the-p...

#DoD #Acquisition #Strategy #Leadership #PPBE #JCIDS #MissionCommand

Wherever you are today - home, on duty, or somewhere between - thanks for everything you do to keep the force, the mission, and the system moving forward.

Wishing everyone a calm day, and at least one decision that doesn’t require a meeting.
#milTwitter #DoD #PentagonLife #DoctrineAndDisorder

We’re great at collecting “lessons.”
We’re terrible at figuring out which ones matter.

open.substack.com/pub/doctrine...

#Leadership #Military #DoD #Strategy #Acquisitions #LessonsLearned #DoctrineAndDisorder #DoD #milTwitter #strategy #lessonslearned

The Emerald Dome: Oz’s Most Expensive Way to Not Stop a Witch
substack.com/@doctrineand...

#EmeraldDome #DoctrineAndDisorder #AcquisitionHumor #DefenseTech #MilitaryHumor #PentagonProblems #ProgramManagement #BudgetBoondoggle #OversightFailure #WickedThreats #DefenseAcquisition

Every time the Pentagon says “we need to go faster,” what they mean is:

“We have no idea what we want, but we’d like it sooner.”

Speed isn’t our problem.
Indecision is.
Process just makes it look professional.

#NatSec #DoD #Acquisition #Pentagon #DefenseReform #MilitaryStrategy #DefensePolicy

The U.S. military has declared so many “#1 priorities” that we’ve basically reinvented astrology. Every program is a Leo.

#NatSec #Military #Defense #Acquisitions #Pentagon #DoD #MilTwitter #Army #Navy #AirForce #SpaceForce #Innovation #DoctrineAndDisorder

“What are we doing to go faster?”
A question asked in every briefing — even though no one agrees on what “faster” actually means.

🔗 substack.com/@doctrineand...

#Military #DoD #Strategy #DefenseReform