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Doctor Wurm
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Someday somebody else besides me will call me by my stage name, they will... Call me Doctor Wurm. Twitch.tv/doctor_wurm Cash app: $DocWurm1 Venmo: @DocWurm Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/doctor_wurm
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · Mar 23
Tell me who's the real patriots, the Archie Bunker slobs waving flags
Or the people with the guts to work for some real change?
Rednecks and bombs don't make us strong
We loot the world, yet we can't even feed ourselves
Our real test of strength is caring, not the war toys we sell the world
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 4h
a little girl in a pink shirt is saying you got it dude !
ALT: a little girl in a pink shirt is saying you got it dude !
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
I look tired, old, and a little angry. But it's not a bad picture.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Looks like our votes panned out in VA.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers
ALT: a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Good thing of the day:
The Bourbon and Brown Sugar Porkchops I made tonight were fantastic.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Vile, huh? Y'all are fucking lightweight.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
How old are you?
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
You can. But not mashed potatoes. And we didn't want a pot pie, we wanted shepherd's pie. So I made that. Just slightly modified.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
But I had potatoes, so I didn't make a pot pie. I made a modified shepherd's pie. Or a modified cottage pie, if you prefer.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
How so? Be specific. Use your big boy words.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
No, just factual. I didn't have ground lamb so I used ground pork and turkey. That would be a modified Shepherd's pie. Still the same basic structure but the ingredients are different. I'm sorry if that was all confusing for you, I'll try and dumb it down next time.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
No I didn't.
Someone did you a great disservice when they told you that you were funny.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, no. I made a modified shepherd's pie last night so I decided to have that for my lunch. There you go with your stupid little assumptions again. It's sad that that's all you have. Sad for you, entertaining for me.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
So first it was blue collar workers and now you have a problem with people in the south? But you're still wrong about me, and have made zero attempts to correct that. What's that say about you?
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Once again you're making assumptions. Since your momma didn't, your daddy should have taught you better.
I bet they change the subject when people ask about you.

And just for clarity, you're a meme in "human" form. You're a parody of a real person.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
He's boring, and repetitive, but I'm on my lunch and he'll do for entertainment.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Why do you think that I am a janitor? You don't know what I do.
And winning an argument is not what you've done here. Shown how completely and utterly ignorant you are to quite a few people, that's what you've done.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
So, Shaun, she taught you nothing about making assumptions? That's sad for you.
Back to your cleaning cupboard comment, do you have a problem with janitorial staff? Let's explore that.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
No, sweetie, there isn't.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Assuming again, Shawn. What did your momma teach you about that?
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
No need for an apostrophe.
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
So only people in boardrooms have real jobs?
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
Nope. It's a diminutive to get under your skin because I know it'll bother you.

On to your assumptions, what makes you think I work a non job?
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Doctor Wurm @doctorwurm.bsky.social · 1d
That's a lot of assumptions and projections, little guy.
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