Doctor Victor von Doom
@doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social
Monarch of Latveria. Cinephile: https://boxd.it/aGlEV
Snow is an annual insult hurled from the heavens, and Doom rejects its chill with every fiber of his will.
Still… the notion of forming a snow angel, with arms outstretched in defiant symmetry, tempts even the mightiest.
Still… the notion of forming a snow angel, with arms outstretched in defiant symmetry, tempts even the mightiest.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Snow is an annual insult hurled from the heavens, and Doom rejects its chill with every fiber of his will.
Still… the notion of forming a snow angel, with arms outstretched in defiant symmetry, tempts even the mightiest.
Still… the notion of forming a snow angel, with arms outstretched in defiant symmetry, tempts even the mightiest.
Attention bluesky
Show me the X-Men
Show me the X-Men
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Attention bluesky
Show me the X-Men
Show me the X-Men
Andrew Cuomo's reign thrived on optics, not outcomes. A legacy of half-measures cloaked as leadership.
That Richards supports such governance explains why his science creates accidents, not advancement.
That Richards supports such governance explains why his science creates accidents, not advancement.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Andrew Cuomo's reign thrived on optics, not outcomes. A legacy of half-measures cloaked as leadership.
That Richards supports such governance explains why his science creates accidents, not advancement.
That Richards supports such governance explains why his science creates accidents, not advancement.
Let the critics rally around band-aid solutions and recycled promises. Zohran Mamdani demands transformation. Doom stands with that transformation.
And to Richards, who abides with Cuomo's legacy... you've chosen the slow lane in a race that demands speed and daring.
And to Richards, who abides with Cuomo's legacy... you've chosen the slow lane in a race that demands speed and daring.
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Let the critics rally around band-aid solutions and recycled promises. Zohran Mamdani demands transformation. Doom stands with that transformation.
And to Richards, who abides with Cuomo's legacy... you've chosen the slow lane in a race that demands speed and daring.
And to Richards, who abides with Cuomo's legacy... you've chosen the slow lane in a race that demands speed and daring.
At last, the clock bends in Doom's favor!
Mortals speak of "falling back", but Doom never falls.
He ascends into an extra hour of conquest, reflection, and perhaps, just for balance, a second breakfast.
Mortals speak of "falling back", but Doom never falls.
He ascends into an extra hour of conquest, reflection, and perhaps, just for balance, a second breakfast.
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
At last, the clock bends in Doom's favor!
Mortals speak of "falling back", but Doom never falls.
He ascends into an extra hour of conquest, reflection, and perhaps, just for balance, a second breakfast.
Mortals speak of "falling back", but Doom never falls.
He ascends into an extra hour of conquest, reflection, and perhaps, just for balance, a second breakfast.
Doom detests Halloween! The masks, the noise, the sticky-fingered children.
However, were Doom to indulge, perhaps he'd don the garb of Sherlock Holmes.
Precision, intellect, and a disdain for incompetence. Traits Doom knows well.
However, were Doom to indulge, perhaps he'd don the garb of Sherlock Holmes.
Precision, intellect, and a disdain for incompetence. Traits Doom knows well.
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October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Doom detests Halloween! The masks, the noise, the sticky-fingered children.
However, were Doom to indulge, perhaps he'd don the garb of Sherlock Holmes.
Precision, intellect, and a disdain for incompetence. Traits Doom knows well.
However, were Doom to indulge, perhaps he'd don the garb of Sherlock Holmes.
Precision, intellect, and a disdain for incompetence. Traits Doom knows well.
When the children of the village dare approach Castle Doom and cry "Trick or Treat", Doom chooses "trick".
The door then closes and their imaginations do the rest.
Fear is a sweeter confection than candy.
The door then closes and their imaginations do the rest.
Fear is a sweeter confection than candy.
a group of cartoon characters dressed as ghosts are walking down the street
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October 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
When the children of the village dare approach Castle Doom and cry "Trick or Treat", Doom chooses "trick".
The door then closes and their imaginations do the rest.
Fear is a sweeter confection than candy.
The door then closes and their imaginations do the rest.
Fear is a sweeter confection than candy.
Doom requires but one more light blue Monopoly property! One!
And then the golden arches shall bend before my empire and award me that Polaris ATV.
The fools at McDonald's claim it is a "promotion", but Doom knows it is a test of his worthiness.
And then the golden arches shall bend before my empire and award me that Polaris ATV.
The fools at McDonald's claim it is a "promotion", but Doom knows it is a test of his worthiness.
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Doom requires but one more light blue Monopoly property! One!
And then the golden arches shall bend before my empire and award me that Polaris ATV.
The fools at McDonald's claim it is a "promotion", but Doom knows it is a test of his worthiness.
And then the golden arches shall bend before my empire and award me that Polaris ATV.
The fools at McDonald's claim it is a "promotion", but Doom knows it is a test of his worthiness.
The greatest invention of mortal hands is the dishwasher.
It labors without ego, cleans without complaint, and restores the luster of Doom's chalices.
Truly, it understands servitude better than most humans.
It labors without ego, cleans without complaint, and restores the luster of Doom's chalices.
Truly, it understands servitude better than most humans.
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The greatest invention of mortal hands is the dishwasher.
It labors without ego, cleans without complaint, and restores the luster of Doom's chalices.
Truly, it understands servitude better than most humans.
It labors without ego, cleans without complaint, and restores the luster of Doom's chalices.
Truly, it understands servitude better than most humans.
Doom must create slogans because silence is the realm of the forgotten.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Doom must create slogans because silence is the realm of the forgotten.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
Richards and his brood have stolen Friday, it seems.
#FantasticFriday? A weekly ritual glorifying Richards and his insufferable trio of tagalongs? Bah!
Very well. Doom will take the rest of the week with starting with #MonarchMonday. By Sunday, all hashtags shall kneel.
#FantasticFriday? A weekly ritual glorifying Richards and his insufferable trio of tagalongs? Bah!
Very well. Doom will take the rest of the week with starting with #MonarchMonday. By Sunday, all hashtags shall kneel.
October 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Richards and his brood have stolen Friday, it seems.
#FantasticFriday? A weekly ritual glorifying Richards and his insufferable trio of tagalongs? Bah!
Very well. Doom will take the rest of the week with starting with #MonarchMonday. By Sunday, all hashtags shall kneel.
#FantasticFriday? A weekly ritual glorifying Richards and his insufferable trio of tagalongs? Bah!
Very well. Doom will take the rest of the week with starting with #MonarchMonday. By Sunday, all hashtags shall kneel.
Doom requires slogans because mere mortals respond not to reason but to rhythm.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Doom requires slogans because mere mortals respond not to reason but to rhythm.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
Doom has engaged a marketing team to promote his new franchise.
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Doom has engaged a marketing team to promote his new franchise.
DoomMart shall commemorate each of Doom's victories with rollback pricing.
Enjoy 25% off all purchases to celebrate the Fantastic Four's latest humiliation.
My "Latverian Victory Blend Coffee" is now half price to honor my triumph over fatigue.
Every markdown will tell a story of domination.
Enjoy 25% off all purchases to celebrate the Fantastic Four's latest humiliation.
My "Latverian Victory Blend Coffee" is now half price to honor my triumph over fatigue.
Every markdown will tell a story of domination.
Yes! If Doom must endure living beside a Walmart, he will remake it as DoomMart.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
October 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
DoomMart shall commemorate each of Doom's victories with rollback pricing.
Enjoy 25% off all purchases to celebrate the Fantastic Four's latest humiliation.
My "Latverian Victory Blend Coffee" is now half price to honor my triumph over fatigue.
Every markdown will tell a story of domination.
Enjoy 25% off all purchases to celebrate the Fantastic Four's latest humiliation.
My "Latverian Victory Blend Coffee" is now half price to honor my triumph over fatigue.
Every markdown will tell a story of domination.
Yes! If Doom must endure living beside a Walmart, he will remake it as DoomMart.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Yes! If Doom must endure living beside a Walmart, he will remake it as DoomMart.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
Doom rages at Walmart's kingdom of plastic excess.
It is an empire of disposable trinkets and snacks that promise flavor but deliver only regret.
Doom demands craftsmanship and precision, but those qualities have long been exiled from this fluorescent wasteland.
It is an empire of disposable trinkets and snacks that promise flavor but deliver only regret.
Doom demands craftsmanship and precision, but those qualities have long been exiled from this fluorescent wasteland.
Doom's month-long retreat from Castle Doom during its renovations was meant to be a strategic reflection, yet I now dwell beside a Walmart.
This is vexing.
The fluorescent glare leaks through the curtains at night. It is harsh and unrelenting.
Even Doom's dreams of dominion feel rolled back.
This is vexing.
The fluorescent glare leaks through the curtains at night. It is harsh and unrelenting.
Even Doom's dreams of dominion feel rolled back.
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Doom rages at Walmart's kingdom of plastic excess.
It is an empire of disposable trinkets and snacks that promise flavor but deliver only regret.
Doom demands craftsmanship and precision, but those qualities have long been exiled from this fluorescent wasteland.
It is an empire of disposable trinkets and snacks that promise flavor but deliver only regret.
Doom demands craftsmanship and precision, but those qualities have long been exiled from this fluorescent wasteland.
Doom's month-long retreat from Castle Doom during its renovations was meant to be a strategic reflection, yet I now dwell beside a Walmart.
This is vexing.
The fluorescent glare leaks through the curtains at night. It is harsh and unrelenting.
Even Doom's dreams of dominion feel rolled back.
This is vexing.
The fluorescent glare leaks through the curtains at night. It is harsh and unrelenting.
Even Doom's dreams of dominion feel rolled back.
October 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Doom's month-long retreat from Castle Doom during its renovations was meant to be a strategic reflection, yet I now dwell beside a Walmart.
This is vexing.
The fluorescent glare leaks through the curtains at night. It is harsh and unrelenting.
Even Doom's dreams of dominion feel rolled back.
This is vexing.
The fluorescent glare leaks through the curtains at night. It is harsh and unrelenting.
Even Doom's dreams of dominion feel rolled back.
Even the indomitable Castle Doom requires refinement.
Thus Doom announces that urgent restorations are underway.
I shall return in five days' time.
Richards should spend these fleeting days wisely… or waste them spectacularly, as is his custom.
Thus Doom announces that urgent restorations are underway.
I shall return in five days' time.
Richards should spend these fleeting days wisely… or waste them spectacularly, as is his custom.
October 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Even the indomitable Castle Doom requires refinement.
Thus Doom announces that urgent restorations are underway.
I shall return in five days' time.
Richards should spend these fleeting days wisely… or waste them spectacularly, as is his custom.
Thus Doom announces that urgent restorations are underway.
I shall return in five days' time.
Richards should spend these fleeting days wisely… or waste them spectacularly, as is his custom.
You think the Pokémon named Ekans was bad?
Do not get Doom started on Koffing.
This floating gas sphere is named for… coughing?
Doom demands imagination; instead I find allergies.
Do not get Doom started on Koffing.
This floating gas sphere is named for… coughing?
Doom demands imagination; instead I find allergies.
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You think the Pokémon named Ekans was bad?
Do not get Doom started on Koffing.
This floating gas sphere is named for… coughing?
Doom demands imagination; instead I find allergies.
Do not get Doom started on Koffing.
This floating gas sphere is named for… coughing?
Doom demands imagination; instead I find allergies.
The insult does not end there!
The crustacean named Krabby deserves more than an uninspired adjective for its moniker.
Doom expected a named worthy of a leviathan of the deep, and not a seafood platter with spelling issues.
The crustacean named Krabby deserves more than an uninspired adjective for its moniker.
Doom expected a named worthy of a leviathan of the deep, and not a seafood platter with spelling issues.
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The insult does not end there!
The crustacean named Krabby deserves more than an uninspired adjective for its moniker.
Doom expected a named worthy of a leviathan of the deep, and not a seafood platter with spelling issues.
The crustacean named Krabby deserves more than an uninspired adjective for its moniker.
Doom expected a named worthy of a leviathan of the deep, and not a seafood platter with spelling issues.
Spare Doom from beginning a tirade about Seel.
A seal named… Seel.
Inspired genius? No.
It is as if they gazed upon the beast and gave up halfway through naming it. Doom expected myth, not phonetics.
A seal named… Seel.
Inspired genius? No.
It is as if they gazed upon the beast and gave up halfway through naming it. Doom expected myth, not phonetics.
September 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Spare Doom from beginning a tirade about Seel.
A seal named… Seel.
Inspired genius? No.
It is as if they gazed upon the beast and gave up halfway through naming it. Doom expected myth, not phonetics.
A seal named… Seel.
Inspired genius? No.
It is as if they gazed upon the beast and gave up halfway through naming it. Doom expected myth, not phonetics.
Doom once thought the Pokémon world a testament to inspired creation. Then Doom discovered Ekans.
Its name is merely snake spelled backwards.
This is not clever wordcraft. This is linguistic sloth!
To name a creature with such lethargy is beneath even Richards on his laziest day.
Its name is merely snake spelled backwards.
This is not clever wordcraft. This is linguistic sloth!
To name a creature with such lethargy is beneath even Richards on his laziest day.
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September 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Doom once thought the Pokémon world a testament to inspired creation. Then Doom discovered Ekans.
Its name is merely snake spelled backwards.
This is not clever wordcraft. This is linguistic sloth!
To name a creature with such lethargy is beneath even Richards on his laziest day.
Its name is merely snake spelled backwards.
This is not clever wordcraft. This is linguistic sloth!
To name a creature with such lethargy is beneath even Richards on his laziest day.
Emma Frost just read your mind! 🧠
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
September 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Emma Frost just read your mind! 🧠
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
When Kimmel was struck down, the audience multiplied upon his return.
Doom himself has suffered such moments when his banners were burned and his statues toppled.
Latveria always stands and Doom always rises.
It is inevitable as the night follows day, and as thunder follows lightning.
Doom himself has suffered such moments when his banners were burned and his statues toppled.
Latveria always stands and Doom always rises.
It is inevitable as the night follows day, and as thunder follows lightning.
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When Kimmel was struck down, the audience multiplied upon his return.
Doom himself has suffered such moments when his banners were burned and his statues toppled.
Latveria always stands and Doom always rises.
It is inevitable as the night follows day, and as thunder follows lightning.
Doom himself has suffered such moments when his banners were burned and his statues toppled.
Latveria always stands and Doom always rises.
It is inevitable as the night follows day, and as thunder follows lightning.