Toadbald
@doctoad.bsky.social
A foul stench permeates the air.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
Chelsea women should be in for Stanway IMO
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Chelsea women should be in for Stanway IMO
I wish Rosenior the best and hope he's successful, but my god that is the most underwhelming coaching team we've had since before Glen Hoddle.
January 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I wish Rosenior the best and hope he's successful, but my god that is the most underwhelming coaching team we've had since before Glen Hoddle.
Rosensior so impressed with McFarlane's 3 days of work (that he wouldn't have seen any of) to give him a job. Nothing about Sheilds giving his man another new role and promotion, nope, definitely not that
Calum McFarlane will become Liam Rosenior’s assistant at Chelsea.
Understand Rosenior impressed with McFarlane’s handling of the squad over last two games and personally asked him to join his staff.🔵
Understand Rosenior impressed with McFarlane’s handling of the squad over last two games and personally asked him to join his staff.🔵
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Rosensior so impressed with McFarlane's 3 days of work (that he wouldn't have seen any of) to give him a job. Nothing about Sheilds giving his man another new role and promotion, nope, definitely not that
When we're not in the CL next year, will we wait for the following season to get a shirt sponsor or just not bother?
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
When we're not in the CL next year, will we wait for the following season to get a shirt sponsor or just not bother?
Best part of this evening was Egbahli sitting there next to Liam while the fans sang against him and Clearlake. Long may it continue
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Best part of this evening was Egbahli sitting there next to Liam while the fans sang against him and Clearlake. Long may it continue
Level on points with Fulham, 3 points clear of 13th.
January 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Level on points with Fulham, 3 points clear of 13th.
Poor ball given away by James, Tosin playing a dreadful offside line
January 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Poor ball given away by James, Tosin playing a dreadful offside line
McFarlane not keen on Garnacho it seems
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
McFarlane not keen on Garnacho it seems
<Delap's a donkey, pass it on>
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
<Delap's a donkey, pass it on>
Good luck Liam, but I'm writing off this season
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Good luck Liam, but I'm writing off this season
We're absolutely desperate for a bit of hold up play from Delap, don't hold your breath
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
We're absolutely desperate for a bit of hold up play from Delap, don't hold your breath
one scare aside, shape is solid enough even with 10, but who is going to score? Delap yet to score in PL, Neto not in the game, Palmer looking rusty, best bet is shots from corners.
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
one scare aside, shape is solid enough even with 10, but who is going to score? Delap yet to score in PL, Neto not in the game, Palmer looking rusty, best bet is shots from corners.
Lol Hato defending there
January 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Lol Hato defending there
Dare I say it, Fulham aren't creating much and we we're not missing much with Cucu going off. Can still win this if we can get a goal
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Dare I say it, Fulham aren't creating much and we we're not missing much with Cucu going off. Can still win this if we can get a goal
Caicedo continues his recent poor form, anonymous so far
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Caicedo continues his recent poor form, anonymous so far
All that said, was that a harsh red? I was worried it was a penalty. Thought the CB was close by. Was Wilson otherwise clean through?
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
All that said, was that a harsh red? I was worried it was a penalty. Thought the CB was close by. Was Wilson otherwise clean through?
At least he can't play for another few games
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
At least he can't play for another few games
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also, one thing to look out for, if this is a more traditional set up, i.e. no FB in midfield, keep an eye out for Cucu getting roasted down his flank. Worst defensive lb out there, Maresca's whole schtick was almost exclusively to hide his faults
January 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
also, one thing to look out for, if this is a more traditional set up, i.e. no FB in midfield, keep an eye out for Cucu getting roasted down his flank. Worst defensive lb out there, Maresca's whole schtick was almost exclusively to hide his faults
Up and at them. New Year let's do this. Nah not really, just peeled myself out of bed
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Up and at them. New Year let's do this. Nah not really, just peeled myself out of bed
a few nice cameos from fringe players, Santos excellent, Josh good, even Delap looked like a football player when he came on. Maresca clearly had players he didn't fancy, hopefully a clean slate will inspire a few of them. And again, no defenders playing no. 10 hoorah!
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
a few nice cameos from fringe players, Santos excellent, Josh good, even Delap looked like a football player when he came on. Maresca clearly had players he didn't fancy, hopefully a clean slate will inspire a few of them. And again, no defenders playing no. 10 hoorah!
f off Pep and f off Maresca. Still fight in the boys and no defenders playing no. 10
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
f off Pep and f off Maresca. Still fight in the boys and no defenders playing no. 10
Get Garnacho on for Neto
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Get Garnacho on for Neto