Dr. Clutch
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SSBU Cloud/Dr. Mario Main | Vincent Sheik | They/She
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I don't think I've ever felt nervous during an exam until now. Shit felt like last hit game 5, but I clutched tf up
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don't think I've ever felt nervous during an exam until now. Shit felt like last hit game 5, but I clutched tf up
If JK Rowling made a character who was really hairy and into clay sculpting she'd probably name that mf harry potter or something
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
If JK Rowling made a character who was really hairy and into clay sculpting she'd probably name that mf harry potter or something
i feel like i have top player mindset (cope maybe) but my gameplay isnt optimized enough. im getting hits in, just not the right hits
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i feel like i have top player mindset (cope maybe) but my gameplay isnt optimized enough. im getting hits in, just not the right hits
Queer discourse always reminds me that the "self" part of "self identity" is the most important. If you go by he/him and consider yourself a lesbian, or if you're realistically pansexual but consider yourself bisexual, etc. I don't see why anyone should care.
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Queer discourse always reminds me that the "self" part of "self identity" is the most important. If you go by he/him and consider yourself a lesbian, or if you're realistically pansexual but consider yourself bisexual, etc. I don't see why anyone should care.
I'm not the king of smash but I'm 100% the court jester of smash. I wasn't made to use skill to rule, I was made to use skill to advise but in a mocking way
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm not the king of smash but I'm 100% the court jester of smash. I wasn't made to use skill to rule, I was made to use skill to advise but in a mocking way
Hot take: there is no difference between cheesing/mashing and playing smart. The skills used for pressing buttons fast and killing at 30% are the same as awareness and punish skills. Its a fake word made by mediocre players to John
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hot take: there is no difference between cheesing/mashing and playing smart. The skills used for pressing buttons fast and killing at 30% are the same as awareness and punish skills. Its a fake word made by mediocre players to John
If I had a nickel for every time my Dr. Mario was banned at a college campus...
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If I had a nickel for every time my Dr. Mario was banned at a college campus...
Besides the obvious, this tweet is so wrong in so many ways
1: There's no such thing as an MRI doctor. It is a 2 year degree to take radiographs.
2: The closest thing to an "MRI doctor" can't diagnose patients.
3: How the fuck would you even come to that conclusion with an MRI?????
1: There's no such thing as an MRI doctor. It is a 2 year degree to take radiographs.
2: The closest thing to an "MRI doctor" can't diagnose patients.
3: How the fuck would you even come to that conclusion with an MRI?????
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Besides the obvious, this tweet is so wrong in so many ways
1: There's no such thing as an MRI doctor. It is a 2 year degree to take radiographs.
2: The closest thing to an "MRI doctor" can't diagnose patients.
3: How the fuck would you even come to that conclusion with an MRI?????
1: There's no such thing as an MRI doctor. It is a 2 year degree to take radiographs.
2: The closest thing to an "MRI doctor" can't diagnose patients.
3: How the fuck would you even come to that conclusion with an MRI?????
It fucks me up how some places are open 24/7. Like you can go there anytime and there will always be people there. It will always be the same no matter when you go
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It fucks me up how some places are open 24/7. Like you can go there anytime and there will always be people there. It will always be the same no matter when you go
Reposted by Dr. Clutch
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Man, it really sucks seeing one of your favorite games die bc of a lazy game company. Risk Of Rain 2 started out as an indie game, but was then bought out by Gearbox, which was then bought out by 2k. They ran the game into the ground, and now they don't even have Chris Christodoulou in the ost
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Man, it really sucks seeing one of your favorite games die bc of a lazy game company. Risk Of Rain 2 started out as an indie game, but was then bought out by Gearbox, which was then bought out by 2k. They ran the game into the ground, and now they don't even have Chris Christodoulou in the ost
Reposted by Dr. Clutch
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Call my ass banjo side b the way it's grabbable
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Call my ass banjo side b the way it's grabbable
I think the reason why I haven't gotten a haircut for so long and why I haven't dressed well until recently is because of gender dysphoria but ignoring it because of "work". I feel like I have feminine features and I was afraid of them being seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I think the reason why I haven't gotten a haircut for so long and why I haven't dressed well until recently is because of gender dysphoria but ignoring it because of "work". I feel like I have feminine features and I was afraid of them being seen
I can excuse being a bad president, criminal, racist, sexist, genuine scum of the earth, etc., but I draw the line at sucking Bill Clinton's dick on Epstein's island
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I can excuse being a bad president, criminal, racist, sexist, genuine scum of the earth, etc., but I draw the line at sucking Bill Clinton's dick on Epstein's island
Game 4 Leo vs last stock pants (evil mode specifically) who wins
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Game 4 Leo vs last stock pants (evil mode specifically) who wins
My position in the local scene is really weird. I have some really good results and wins that no one else has, but I also have some really bad results and loses that no one else has. My set record vs Vedi is way better than my set record vs NHAL-fed for example, which should not be possible.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My position in the local scene is really weird. I have some really good results and wins that no one else has, but I also have some really bad results and loses that no one else has. My set record vs Vedi is way better than my set record vs NHAL-fed for example, which should not be possible.
CEAVE GAMING UPLOADED A MARIO MAKER VIDEO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
CEAVE GAMING UPLOADED A MARIO MAKER VIDEO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i feel like the cracks in cloud's gameplay are finally starting to show. every top tier either has a lot of good kill confirms or many tools to seal out a stock. cloud has extremely situational kill confirms with limit but he has amazing ledgetrapping, which is not favored by the meta.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i feel like the cracks in cloud's gameplay are finally starting to show. every top tier either has a lot of good kill confirms or many tools to seal out a stock. cloud has extremely situational kill confirms with limit but he has amazing ledgetrapping, which is not favored by the meta.
I think I might pick up game and watch for characters I don't have fun against. If I'm not gonna be having fun either way I'd like to have a better chance of winning
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think I might pick up game and watch for characters I don't have fun against. If I'm not gonna be having fun either way I'd like to have a better chance of winning
Accidentally rage grinded melee for like 6 hours oops
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Accidentally rage grinded melee for like 6 hours oops
the jokes write themselves
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the jokes write themselves
The Steve ban talk has gotten super corny imo. This game has been "dying" for 4 years but somehow we're still getting tournaments with 2,000+ entrants. Also we still have Sonic, Min-min, Kazuya, and like 10 other characters to deal with. Steve is annoying af but he's new and different.
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Steve ban talk has gotten super corny imo. This game has been "dying" for 4 years but somehow we're still getting tournaments with 2,000+ entrants. Also we still have Sonic, Min-min, Kazuya, and like 10 other characters to deal with. Steve is annoying af but he's new and different.