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@dmycroft.bsky.social
God's horrible mistake. Amateur arachnologist. Professional procrastinator. Short king.
INCREDIBLE time tonight watching @robbotron.bsky.social live in Stafford. My face still hurts from laughing. Massive apologies to the man himself for titting around behind the stage curtain when he was trying to do a comedy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
INCREDIBLE time tonight watching @robbotron.bsky.social live in Stafford. My face still hurts from laughing. Massive apologies to the man himself for titting around behind the stage curtain when he was trying to do a comedy.
When @zackpolanski.bsky.social became leader of the Greens, I finally understood how Princess Leia felt when she was handed the plans to the death star.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When @zackpolanski.bsky.social became leader of the Greens, I finally understood how Princess Leia felt when she was handed the plans to the death star.
1) Yes, he did. We found them clearing out his house.
2) It's even funnier when you know he actually did look like Dafoe.
2) It's even funnier when you know he actually did look like Dafoe.
December 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
1) Yes, he did. We found them clearing out his house.
2) It's even funnier when you know he actually did look like Dafoe.
2) It's even funnier when you know he actually did look like Dafoe.
The existence of Blake Lively implies the existence of Blake Deadly.
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
The existence of Blake Lively implies the existence of Blake Deadly.
Do skydiving places have gift shops called "treat yourself before you yeet yourself"? And, if not *slaps desk* why not?
December 14, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Do skydiving places have gift shops called "treat yourself before you yeet yourself"? And, if not *slaps desk* why not?