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God's horrible mistake. Amateur arachnologist. Professional procrastinator. Short king.
INCREDIBLE time tonight watching @robbotron.bsky.social live in Stafford. My face still hurts from laughing. Massive apologies to the man himself for titting around behind the stage curtain when he was trying to do a comedy.
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When @zackpolanski.bsky.social became leader of the Greens, I finally understood how Princess Leia felt when she was handed the plans to the death star.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Date night
December 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
1) Yes, he did. We found them clearing out his house.
2) It's even funnier when you know he actually did look like Dafoe.
December 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
The existence of Blake Lively implies the existence of Blake Deadly.
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Do skydiving places have gift shops called "treat yourself before you yeet yourself"? And, if not *slaps desk* why not?
December 14, 2024 at 11:49 PM