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DJ Sprite

DJ Sprite

@djsprite.bsky.social

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im currently comatose in a new bugatti

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DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · 4d

aaahhhaaaa 67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · 4d

they should let you euthanize nintendogs

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · 7d

saw a guy spontaneously combust today on the way to the gas station to get Rockstar™ Pure Zero Fruit Punch. No other energy drinks even come close, taste yummy and zero sugar. Honestly after thinking about it, when the time comes I think I wanna go out like that guy.

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · 18d

Alright that's enough. Weed World is the last thing this economy is gonna take

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · 21d

Making a tech startup. We are gonna be the first vapable insulin powered by the blockchain.

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · 21d

Slop of the night

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · 23d

"It's only round 4 nobody can pack-a-punch before dog round"

Kristi Noem:

isabelle @pxlbelle.bsky.social · 23d

kristi is stacking attachments like she thinks each gives +15 damage to dogs

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Sep 20

two men are sitting at a table in a kitchen talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a hat .

ALT: two men are sitting at a table in a kitchen talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a hat .

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DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Sep 17

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Sep 15

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social @sladkow.bsky.social @puptheband.bsky.social @ekkoastral.bsky.social YOU ALL RULED TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! <3

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Aug 22

Slop of the mornin

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Aug 21

some clips from the bf6 beta

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Jul 25

just saw fantastic 4 and there are some shots that look like a smosh video in that movie

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Jul 17

the only work is in the banana mines

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Jul 17

that settles it im applying to be a citizen of donkey kong country

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Jul 11

how do u achieve this build

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Jun 27

found the best 40 seconds of alan wake 2 in my playthrough

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Jun 14

Smoke green crack out of my penor, you must

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Jun 14

Slop of the day (no kings only wings)

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · May 12

can u give him airpods

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · May 6

Slop of the day

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · May 2

My fatass thought these were nitrous

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Apr 30

Slop of the day

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Apr 27

Tried the new kratom infused latte at Starbucks #NotImpressed

DJ Sprite @djsprite.bsky.social · Apr 27