doctor parameter handler
@djmansib.bsky.social
mansi🧍🏽♀️
computational scientist and numerical analyst simulating cold plasma. im a real doctor (of math).
this account is mostly for hating purposes. every post has at least one typo for your viewing pleasure.
🐀🚬 j’habite à paris 🚬🐀
computational scientist and numerical analyst simulating cold plasma. im a real doctor (of math).
this account is mostly for hating purposes. every post has at least one typo for your viewing pleasure.
🐀🚬 j’habite à paris 🚬🐀
fell in love 1000 times at the gym, turns out I am not a real lover… I just have a lot of free time and possibly ADHD
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
fell in love 1000 times at the gym, turns out I am not a real lover… I just have a lot of free time and possibly ADHD
made the mistake of actually reading the messages too, two years ago I really said “I feel like I love you more everyday” to a man who could not care less if I lived or died
my laptop really said “remember when you were in love? lmfao bitch”
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
made the mistake of actually reading the messages too, two years ago I really said “I feel like I love you more everyday” to a man who could not care less if I lived or died
apparently when you buy a new laptop and log into your apple account, it recovers any old texts you could ever have even if you have deleted the contacts and changed phone numbers since so that’s fun
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
apparently when you buy a new laptop and log into your apple account, it recovers any old texts you could ever have even if you have deleted the contacts and changed phone numbers since so that’s fun
bro do i need to go to therapy thrice a week now? is it THAT bad?
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
bro do i need to go to therapy thrice a week now? is it THAT bad?
i don’t understand how every man i ever get involved with has OF models and half naked people on their ig explore pages when this is mine 😭
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
i don’t understand how every man i ever get involved with has OF models and half naked people on their ig explore pages when this is mine 😭
i don’t want to work on myself and validate myself anymore someone please just come save me
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i don’t want to work on myself and validate myself anymore someone please just come save me
sometimes someone tells me that i look pretty and i start wondering how they want to take advantage of me
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sometimes someone tells me that i look pretty and i start wondering how they want to take advantage of me
will laugh at americans wanting mcdonalds or starbucks but i am setting my politics aside for popeye’s
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
will laugh at americans wanting mcdonalds or starbucks but i am setting my politics aside for popeye’s
i love when white people can afford to go literally anywhere but they choose to vacation somewhere straight up unethical
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i love when white people can afford to go literally anywhere but they choose to vacation somewhere straight up unethical
thinking about november 2023 when I was telling my new therapist that my boyfriend was the best thing in my life while looking like the cynthia from rugrats because all my hair falling out
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
thinking about november 2023 when I was telling my new therapist that my boyfriend was the best thing in my life while looking like the cynthia from rugrats because all my hair falling out
okay why is everyone so hot in geneva, what is go on here?
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
okay why is everyone so hot in geneva, what is go on here?
y’all mind if I serve some cvnt?
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
y’all mind if I serve some cvnt?
what if swiss people hate me
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what if swiss people hate me
bitches will be like “geneva does not know what is about to hit them” as if geneva has never seen an indian woman with mahagony highlights before
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
bitches will be like “geneva does not know what is about to hit them” as if geneva has never seen an indian woman with mahagony highlights before
bro i literally have an hourglass figure and a whole doctorate why would you try to set me up with a balding man 😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
bro i literally have an hourglass figure and a whole doctorate why would you try to set me up with a balding man 😭😭
i am conceited but i really don’t think it’s that hard to be a software engineer? why does anyone need a full degree and debt to train for a software engineering role? just learn everything from an indian guy on youtube idfk
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i am conceited but i really don’t think it’s that hard to be a software engineer? why does anyone need a full degree and debt to train for a software engineering role? just learn everything from an indian guy on youtube idfk
self esteem is so low that when the raclette stand guy asked for my instagram I just thought he was mispronouncing “vin chaud” (why would he be doing that he works at a raclette stand that sells vin chaud) but the person I went with was like “no he was very clearly saying insta” 💀
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
self esteem is so low that when the raclette stand guy asked for my instagram I just thought he was mispronouncing “vin chaud” (why would he be doing that he works at a raclette stand that sells vin chaud) but the person I went with was like “no he was very clearly saying insta” 💀
i can’t believe i got fluent in french in like 6 months I am truly like a God I think
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i can’t believe i got fluent in french in like 6 months I am truly like a God I think
my fucking aunts and my mom are so amazing they sent me freeze dried thanksgiving food in the mail oh my god im going to cry 😭😭 I love my mom and every woman in my beautiful family
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
my fucking aunts and my mom are so amazing they sent me freeze dried thanksgiving food in the mail oh my god im going to cry 😭😭 I love my mom and every woman in my beautiful family
i’m so sad about missing thanksgiving with my family that I am going to go whale out at the christmas market now
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i’m so sad about missing thanksgiving with my family that I am going to go whale out at the christmas market now
ok gang, i have enough postdoc work for a paper. I don’t know how I am doing 17000 things at once (that too with a broken heart) but I am doing it
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
ok gang, i have enough postdoc work for a paper. I don’t know how I am doing 17000 things at once (that too with a broken heart) but I am doing it
do you guys think it’s okay to cut someone off if they only send voice notes? like I am at work or the metro I do not have time for your podcast
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
do you guys think it’s okay to cut someone off if they only send voice notes? like I am at work or the metro I do not have time for your podcast
my ex and his friends (white) were making fun of my (indian) mom’s parenting style one time and like im sorry but i bet all the money in the world that your mom doesn’t weep silently in the kitchen while making you comfort food because you were too depressed to get out of bed for 3 days
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
my ex and his friends (white) were making fun of my (indian) mom’s parenting style one time and like im sorry but i bet all the money in the world that your mom doesn’t weep silently in the kitchen while making you comfort food because you were too depressed to get out of bed for 3 days
at least i have like the best parents ever lol, at least there is that
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
at least i have like the best parents ever lol, at least there is that