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@djmansib.bsky.social

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mansi🧍🏽‍♀️ computational scientist and numerical analyst simulating cold plasma. im a real doctor (of math). this account is mostly for hating purposes. every post has at least one typo for your viewing pleasure. 🐀🚬 j’habite à paris 🚬🐀

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · Sep 12

here are 4 things i did when i got my doctorate:

1. Let the money change me
2. Forget where I came from
3. Stop caring about the world’s problems (unless they are expressed as hyperbolic PDEs)
4. Switch up on my day ones

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 7h

it actually went really well and I got invited to another talk

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h

i wanna die i have an important talk today and this mf is the only thing on my mind, not french boy fall being my first priority

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 16h

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 16h

fred flintstone? (serious)

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 16h

when i see this boy again…

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 16h

my hinge likes made me want to kms so i did what the app was allegedly made for: i deleted it

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 16h

he sent me a drunk voice note at 2am in his stupid sexy little accent should i kms

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

your humor is pretty girl humor!!

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

i’m actually 5’9 which is pretty tall for a woman but here i was talking about this boy i started seeing recently (he’s not too tall but tall for a french guy)

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

tall, funny and gainfully employed? this should not be legal during my ho phase paris edition

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

this might be more of a blood oath situation

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

i think i understand why i hated my last vacation so much: i only did touristy things and didn’t really interact with any locals

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

and french poetry too it’s genuinely over

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

his showed me his muji pens and photography 🫣 it’s over for me gang

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

hot take but I hate when people make fun of “pretty girl humor” like sorry you are not getting beautiful women to laugh but it’s not like that around me

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

kms I need a real analog alarm pronto

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

noo I literally have to give a talk tomorrow what’s happening

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

yeah the bolts would be cute but that would get annoying but you could get bolts on your first and ring finger and a black french tip that looks like hair on your middle finger

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

I am being told that this is just called a “good joke”

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

i have this innovative new idea called “fun bait” that’s where my posts force you to have fun

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

good morning gang I am so sleep deprived because I keep talking to boys at night

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d

green cateye with a design like this

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2d

he said no fake people showing fake love to me straight up to my face

doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2d

hey I know I did something extremely weird last week can I still use your dad’s standby tickets?

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2d

im going to be honest i have suffered for 28 years but if i get to fall in love in paris it will all be worth it even if it doesn’t last