When I was a kid....

Never completely useless! #positivity #positivevibes #motivation #yougotthis

I don't know who celebrates this but....
#positivity #goodmorning #nice

When those deviled eggs didn't see me coming

How me any my Thanksgiving plate gonna look!

"Years ago we were running for our deer lives daily. Now our chances are much better because boomers are getting older and fatter with worse eyesight, and millennials just want to play COD and share memes!"

I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"

I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."

I do indeed!
#Joke #ScienceJoke #ScienceHumour #Joke #Humour

Ok, so I'm a convert!
#new #betterthanx #sayhi

#joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny #meme