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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 4h

The fire work is pretty badass.

David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 6h

Thanks for taking the time to come in here to argue about a lighthearted post. I appreciate it as I know it takes valuable time away from your schedule of posting pics of your boobs.

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 18h

These damn kids today and their lack of appreciation for the awesomeness of Okada. Get that kid an NJPW subscription. #AEWDynamite

TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 18h

Shaping the minds of America's youth. #AEWDynamite

David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 19h

I'm assuming the MD stands for mostly dense.

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 19h

I'm digging the DC Justice League portraits. Certainly looks cooler than Slim Jim. It looks like a wrestling game creator arena. #AEWDynamite

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 19h

This may be the greatest shot in the history of professional wrestling. #AEWDynamite

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 20h

Heel Shibata is just face Shibata. #AEWDynamite

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 21h

Me being worried for Thekla's well-being at AEW Wrestledream. 🤼

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 1d

If you've ever asked yourself "why did Tony Khan not hire/fire ________?" just give it a few months. __________ will answer the question themselves.

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 1d

Jon Moxley never drowned ME in a fish tank #AEW

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 1d

When people think less of you because you defended a rapist, it is said your Sarah Stock has dropped. 🤼

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 1d

deadline.com/2025/10/para...

Paramount Mulls Next Move After Second Bid For Warner Bros Discovery Is Rejected

Paramount Skydance is mulling its next move after having its acquisition offer for Warner Bros. Discovery rebuffed for the second time.

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Ash for reals! [@wrongplay.vip!!] @ashfr.bsky.social · 2d

it's fine, Bill Burr told me they have cheesecake factory and pizza hut there

Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 3d

Saudi regime executes another child offender for attending protests
Amnesty said that the execution of Abdullah was just one of a long line of executions

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Saudi regime executes another child offender for attending protests

Amnesty said that the execution of Abdullah was just one of a long line of executions

northeastbylines.co.uk

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 2d

How does a damn wrestling announcer have a longer non-compete that an actual damn wrestler? 🤼

POST Wrestling @postwrestling.com · 2d

Samantha Irvin: “One year down, one year left on my non-compete”

www.postwrestling.com/2025/10/21/s...

Samantha Irvin: “One year down, one year left on my non-compete”

Former WWE ring announcer Samantha Irvin revealed that she has one year remaining in her ‘no-compete’ period after leaving WWE last year.

www.postwrestling.com

David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 2d

I can see why RJ gets frustrated playing this game. He's actually writing jokes and the others are just saying some combination of dick, cum, tits like they are kids learning dirty words for the first time. RJ is John Mulaney playing against a room of Andrew Dice Clays. #AEW
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AEWGames - Twitch

JACKBOX PARTY PACK 11

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 2d

I'm watching this and @rjcity.bsky.social should be declared the winner based on his Jerry Lewis impression and a John Lithgow reference. #AEW

Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 2d

The AEW Games stream is already hilarious and they're still on the "Starting Soon" screen 😂🤼‍♂️ #AEWGames #BronamiCode

twitch.tv/aewgames

AEWGames - Twitch

JACKBOX PARTY PACK 11

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 2d

Rando wrestling fan: "there's too much kicking out of finishers! It makes the finishers worthless. They wouldn't do this shit back in the day!"

Meanwhile, back in the day: Hulk Hogan kicks out of every finisher and proceeds to no-sell its effects. 🤼

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 2d

I was at a Spirit Halloween yesterday and saw a cute mom trying to delicately explain to her son why she couldn't wear a Harley Quinn costume to dad's work party.

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 2d

Random conversation at Home Depot:

"Hey, who's the naked lady sitting in the house plants?"

"Oh, that's Sarah Stock. She just got turned down for another job." 🤼

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 2d

I'm off work today and watching the AEW Wrestledream broadcast (I was there live) Nigel said Charlie Thesz was holding Thekla's hands at the rail while Jamie chopped her and the other announcers said she wasn't. She absolutely was for the first chop. Jamie promted her to do it.

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 3d

One thing I didn't mention (until now) is at the AEW comedy show in St Louis, RJ City gave Jeff Jarrett constant grief over Jeff's buddies Ron and Don Harris for reasons. Also, Thekla was comparing the US and Austrian punk music scene and Colt said "I don't like punk."

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 3d

Even from a storyline perspective, any of the men in the main event picture could win every championship on the planet and no one would say a word. They would just think it's cool.

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 3d

I'm sure a lot of women on here are familiar with this scenario:

Guy: wanna hook up?
Woman: no, thank you.
Guy: bitch.

David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 3d

Some fans are under the delusion that they could hook up with women wrestlers under the right circumstances. Mercedes is so strong and confident that she shatters those delusions and it causes racist/misogynistic heads to explode. #AEW

David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 3d

Some fans are under the delusion that they could hook up with women wrestlers under the right circumstances. Mercedes is so strong and confident that she shatters those delusions and it causes racist/misogynistic heads to explode. #AEW

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David Jett @djdavidjett.bsky.social · 3d

I heard a couple of fans at AEW Wrestledream trash Mercedes and it was not in a "it's fun to boo heels like Yuta" kind of way, but more of a "I'm a racist who doesn't like confident black women and I have a little weiner" kind of way.

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