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Reagan is the Prez but I voted for Shirley Chisholm.
This Mango Habanero cider is pretty good, but the spice isn't as spicy as I expected.
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This Mango Habanero cider is pretty good, but the spice isn't as spicy as I expected.
I hate when yall talk about a skeet but I can't find out where it started.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I hate when yall talk about a skeet but I can't find out where it started.
A lot of women are nymphos when you do it the way they like it. They will come get it at 7am before they go to work.
Every man wants a nympho until they get a nympho... you dont want that pressure at this big age.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A lot of women are nymphos when you do it the way they like it. They will come get it at 7am before they go to work.
And then actually execute the plan.
Fellas go tell that one you like and she likes you: "Yo I just wanna put that thang on you, take ya places and make sure you eat."
GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW
GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And then actually execute the plan.
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My mama said I could have some weed from her personal stash and this shit is so strong I feel like I’m in grown folk business.
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My mama said I could have some weed from her personal stash and this shit is so strong I feel like I’m in grown folk business.
I'm late, but my Thanksgiving plate...I only ate like half the steak, it took me out! 🤤😋
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm late, but my Thanksgiving plate...I only ate like half the steak, it took me out! 🤤😋
A good ol Holiday pour, Weller 107 Store Pick....Happy Thanksgiving yall!
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A good ol Holiday pour, Weller 107 Store Pick....Happy Thanksgiving yall!
I normally make a couple batches of Coquito during Holiday season, that's a Holiday cheer ass drink that will have you smacked, lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I normally make a couple batches of Coquito during Holiday season, that's a Holiday cheer ass drink that will have you smacked, lol
I drove 30 minutes outside the city to get some Quiznos today, but it was worth it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I drove 30 minutes outside the city to get some Quiznos today, but it was worth it.
Picked up the new Willett Purple Top Small Batch today, looking forward to opening that...and I finally got a bottle of Lalo High Proof Tequila, Blessed Be! 🙌🏾
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Picked up the new Willett Purple Top Small Batch today, looking forward to opening that...and I finally got a bottle of Lalo High Proof Tequila, Blessed Be! 🙌🏾
The number one way to make Black people lose they shit in a restaurant...let somebody who ordered after you food come out before yours. 😂😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The number one way to make Black people lose they shit in a restaurant...let somebody who ordered after you food come out before yours. 😂😂😂
They don't teach typing in school anymore do they? I put a couple of my coworkers on a physical keyboard and they are lost...
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
They don't teach typing in school anymore do they? I put a couple of my coworkers on a physical keyboard and they are lost...
My sister never helped with Thanksgiving dinner, that's why she can't make nothing now...she always ask about the dressing, but she never wants to come early and see how stuff is made. They whole generation just pull up, eat, and leave.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My sister never helped with Thanksgiving dinner, that's why she can't make nothing now...she always ask about the dressing, but she never wants to come early and see how stuff is made. They whole generation just pull up, eat, and leave.
Molly, you in danger girl, 😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Molly, you in danger girl, 😂
I hate that social media has turned into fkn QVC. Everybody trying to sell you something, sheesh.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I hate that social media has turned into fkn QVC. Everybody trying to sell you something, sheesh.
The One Song podcast on Devils Pie was good, I didn't know that Send It On was an interpolation of a Kool and the Gang riff.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The One Song podcast on Devils Pie was good, I didn't know that Send It On was an interpolation of a Kool and the Gang riff.
High drama in F1 last night....Norris and Piastri get DSQ, Max is only 24 points off the lead now, 🤯
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
High drama in F1 last night....Norris and Piastri get DSQ, Max is only 24 points off the lead now, 🤯
Toxic Dating Trends...
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Toxic Dating Trends...
This happened to me earlier this year. Stop giving people passes for lukewarm behavior.
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This happened to me earlier this year. Stop giving people passes for lukewarm behavior.
