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Ditto, Buddy, and Cupcake are the cats The human is Bill (he/they), a Zamboni driving Artist, focusing on geometric abstractions Hobbies include VHS digitization and retro video games Be kind, rewind 📼, use alt text YouTube.com/@BillsVHS

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · Dec 4

Reintroduction thread 🧵

Hi 👋 people call me Bill

I know that might be confusing, since this is nominally a cat account

To be clear, I'm a human from Western New York; cats can't type

Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · Dec 4

Obligatory Cat Picture

Two cats, one grey one black and white tuxedo, laying on a blue and white carpet. The grey cat is on the left, laying on his back. The tuxedo is on the right, laying on her stomach . Their feet are touching each others

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 2h

So, I've split my pants and still have 5 hours of work left

POV photo of me looking down at a hole in the crotch of my pants.

Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Right? Feels like this should have been the followup to The Flintstones (instead of viva rock Vegas)

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 1d

I love how they were flying south, saw the city, said nooope, and are now flying all the way around

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Guys, that's Northeast! You're going the wrong way!!!

20 Geese flying in formation above the trees

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 1d

Good luck 🤞

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Ouaquaga on Chenango @jnxouaquaga.bsky.social · 2d

Don't forget- none of this is over.

Palestinians will need our support and voices until Palestine is free.

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 2d

Saw a Montana today! Ine New York!

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 2d

"GOTCHA, SUCKAS!"

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 2d

Hey Jefferies! Why you gotta make these tubes so narrow?

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 2d

Picture of Steve Jobs from a mid 1980s photoshoot with speech bubble directed at the quoted post

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Dally, Plain & Simple @stonedocto.bsky.social · 2d

before Nathan Fielder was ever complaining (correctly) about Paramount, there was fuckin Paulie.

Paulie, Sal, and Sil from The Sopranos sitting in the office. Paulie has his arms crossed and Sil looks annoyed.

Paulie's caption on the screen in white text says: "Somebody should tell Paramount Pictures to get their shit together."

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Eluthurin Rhiwaerlin @eluthurin.bsky.social · 3d

Them: "Stop telling me the history of the fire, just help put it out!"

Me, already helping, notices things being done are the same that led to and continue to feed it.

"Uh, we need to stop doing this or the fire won't go out, it'll just get worse."

Them 😒: "Stop lecturing & help put it out."

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Bub 🏳️‍🌈 🐈 @bubotomy.bsky.social · 3d

bumper sticker

do I look disabled?
you don't look like a twat but there you go

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 3d

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 3d

Is that a quote from Terry?

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 3d

Iron Chef Italian Masahiko Kobe

He is standing in the original Kitchen Stadium, wearing green, white and red themed chefs outfit and hat

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Antifa Superman 🖤🩶🤍💜 @ragingevil.bsky.social · 3d

Alaska got hit by a Typhoon and around 20 residents of kwigillingok are unaccounted
alaskapublic.org/news/public-...

Remnants of Typhoon Halong bring widespread damage to Western Alaska

Dozens of residents were rescued after floodwaters in multiple communities swept homes off their foundations.

alaskapublic.org

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Ditto & Friends @dittoandfriends.bsky.social · 3d

Don't know what I was expecting, but somehow it was worse

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Freck @frecklesfrack.bsky.social · 3d

Reposting. A friend sent 50 for mom. Other 45 went to her protein shakes bc she's barely 100lbs. She's really sick so may drag her to the hospital today. Thanks for kindness, ma still needs clothes, a lot but anything helps her get small stuff too like more clothes that fit from the thrift store etc

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Freck @frecklesfrack.bsky.social · 4d

We've been posting non stop looking for work. For houses to clean. Anything. Mom and I are both disabled, my husband works full time but it barely pays the bills much less food or extra needed items now, copays, Drs etc

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