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S. Shelton
@disorganization.bsky.social
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another thing!
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my partner deserves hazard pay because I just burst into his (home) office and hollered “Bella we’re making Italiano for you” while he was on a meeting lmao
just a girl, standing in front of a senile cat, asking the cat to stop howling ceaselessly into the void of the hallway at top volume
letting the cat watch Kneecap
seems wise to assume that at this point I’m just going to be exhausted forever
I don’t take questions on the weekends
letting the cat watch Macross
anybody else sobbing to Cowboy Carter on repeat
mittens are great until you need to flip off a fellow motorist
LinkedIn needs to stop telling me to add my exes
radiator worship service
checking in: it’s Tove Time
what’s up everyone I’ve been learning about nature
guess Who’s busted ass sinus cavities are fuckin Trying It four days before international travel!!!
funniest things that have ever happened on TV:
- Yip-Yips from Sesame Street
- golf cart derby on Jackass
- Paris and Nicole work at Sonic on The Simple Life
- “Charlie Work” ep of Always Sunny
- Kids In the Hall, generally
I need for my employer to understand that I am not very smart
today my mother was like “you spend money like there’s no tomorrow” which. Babe. Mommy. There literally is no tomorrow thank you so much haha
why can’t god let me be Italian
fuckin!!! Meanwhile! 😭
absolutely CURSED 23andMe results