Diskgrinder
@diskgrinder.bsky.social
Generated in the sixties by a reel to reel telephone cassette eight track cartridge Bakelite teasmade
Put the word American in front of any other word and you get the shit category of that
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Put the word American in front of any other word and you get the shit category of that
Old days collapse one into other like a closed concertina that doesn’t make a tune, an actual physical expression of depression, a bit like French music
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Old days collapse one into other like a closed concertina that doesn’t make a tune, an actual physical expression of depression, a bit like French music
Back in the 70s we’d count the days of the month because every now and then a day would go missing like a Monday or a Tuesday would go flying off, we wouldn’t know where it had gone probably in some kind of dusty library of being just about to rust
February 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Back in the 70s we’d count the days of the month because every now and then a day would go missing like a Monday or a Tuesday would go flying off, we wouldn’t know where it had gone probably in some kind of dusty library of being just about to rust
God’s plan for you is to give you a backpack filled with pus and send you on a hiking holiday.
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
God’s plan for you is to give you a backpack filled with pus and send you on a hiking holiday.
Also the cheapest will you can get is £9.95 so there’s no such thing as free Will
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Also the cheapest will you can get is £9.95 so there’s no such thing as free Will
Have you ever noticed that God’s plan always makes you the collateral? You are somehow involved in some other persons narcissistic life story in order to make their parking space much more apparent
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Have you ever noticed that God’s plan always makes you the collateral? You are somehow involved in some other persons narcissistic life story in order to make their parking space much more apparent
I know God has a plan for me, but it probably involves blueprints and concrete drills and things to do with some kind of oceans 11 thing and at some point in the third act so I have a redemption arc or I just die of cancer
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I know God has a plan for me, but it probably involves blueprints and concrete drills and things to do with some kind of oceans 11 thing and at some point in the third act so I have a redemption arc or I just die of cancer
Never diatribe unless it’s woad.
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Never diatribe unless it’s woad.
Men body build to impress other men
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Men body build to impress other men
Marxism describes what is happening and therefore not an ideology just an archaeology of present time
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Marxism describes what is happening and therefore not an ideology just an archaeology of present time
The problem with Marxism is it perfectly describes capitalism.
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The problem with Marxism is it perfectly describes capitalism.
Nothing good has god involved
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Nothing good has god involved
I have written (on) a book of poetry
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I have written (on) a book of poetry
Some forget the allies liberated Germans too.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Some forget the allies liberated Germans too.
Each eye of an owl is the size of its brain so it can see twice as much as it can think
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Each eye of an owl is the size of its brain so it can see twice as much as it can think
Growing up as a Christian is a wankless task
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Growing up as a Christian is a wankless task
The corporation’s ideal is to telescope everyday into an endless Monday
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The corporation’s ideal is to telescope everyday into an endless Monday
I feel exactly the same in winter as on a summer day flecked with busy insects. To whit and to whir as a buzz bound wasp, this with a certain fizz, incalcitrant and ineffable as Satan’s jizz
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I feel exactly the same in winter as on a summer day flecked with busy insects. To whit and to whir as a buzz bound wasp, this with a certain fizz, incalcitrant and ineffable as Satan’s jizz
I like steam trains. I also like deltics.
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I like steam trains. I also like deltics.
What is enjoined in hinge is demonstrated in flange
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
What is enjoined in hinge is demonstrated in flange
Bird watching and rugby delights me in equal measure. What bounded joy this is? Farts
February 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Bird watching and rugby delights me in equal measure. What bounded joy this is? Farts
I make jokes weekly because I have no sense of humour on weekdays
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I make jokes weekly because I have no sense of humour on weekdays
I looked up scopophobia, no results
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I looked up scopophobia, no results
New emotion building on melancholy; it’s this lemon brocolli - a sharp citrus feeling of being too green
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
New emotion building on melancholy; it’s this lemon brocolli - a sharp citrus feeling of being too green
This is my pompous prevarication hour, that I will do at some point later
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This is my pompous prevarication hour, that I will do at some point later