Carlos🥀
@dirtylittledamsel.bsky.social
Let’s see how long this lasts 🤷🏽♂️
Ig: dirtylittledamsel
X: blueivysaur
Ig: dirtylittledamsel
X: blueivysaur
Pinned
I love when cute boys follow me back
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love when cute boys follow me back
Taking hangover pills before drinking really is a life saver bc all I have is a small headache after all the shit I drank last night 😭🙏🏽
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Taking hangover pills before drinking really is a life saver bc all I have is a small headache after all the shit I drank last night 😭🙏🏽
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It was leg day btw 💜
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It was leg day btw 💜
It was leg day btw 💜
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It was leg day btw 💜
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What that tongue do 😜
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What that tongue do 😜
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Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
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haha hehe haha hoe
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
haha hehe haha hoe
Not to be a corny grindr screenshot poster but this was unprovoked and the man is clearly a catfish and gmfu and I had time today so it’s okay
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Not to be a corny grindr screenshot poster but this was unprovoked and the man is clearly a catfish and gmfu and I had time today so it’s okay
Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Decided to have a piece of apple pie and usually I’ll put a scoop of vanilla ice cream w it but all I have is vanilla yogurt so I added a scoop of that instead thinking I was being cutesy and healthy but the sweetness from the pie made the yogurt taste like sour cream in comparison 😭💔
She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat
LA COMBI VERSACE by ROSALÍA & Tokischa on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:40
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November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
She’s allowed to colonize just a little bit as a treat
haha hehe haha hoe
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
haha hehe haha hoe
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Need a 💇🏽♂️ real bad
Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Using the cables at the gym and this guy next to me is doing weighted pull ups and the rope is outlining his peepee directly in my line of sight
According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor
a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' .
ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a drink and saying `` well , i love to have fun '' .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
According to this defensive driving course (I’m taking for my dad bc it doesn’t come in Spanish) one glass of whatever alcohol is enough to fuck up your BAC and apparently my mixing liquor ass drinks like a sailor
What that tongue do 😜
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What that tongue do 😜
7 episodes into DRUK and I still can’t tell half of them apart
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
7 episodes into DRUK and I still can’t tell half of them apart
Tipsy and no one texting me back
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Tipsy and no one texting me back
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Y’all liking but not following
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Y’all liking but not following
Wore this to a pregame and ran into a guy dressed like a team rocket grunt and when I told him I’m a pkmn trainer and showed him my Litten he gave me the fakest oh nice lmfaoooooo 😭
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wore this to a pregame and ran into a guy dressed like a team rocket grunt and when I told him I’m a pkmn trainer and showed him my Litten he gave me the fakest oh nice lmfaoooooo 😭
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Swalloween is over now 😔
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Swalloween is over now 😔
Swalloween is over now 😔
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Swalloween is over now 😔
Guy at the club last night started talking to me bc we were the only ones “in costume” and when we traded igs he immediately checked our mutuals and started trauma dumping about his ex I also just happen to be mutuals with but never spoken to before
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guy at the club last night started talking to me bc we were the only ones “in costume” and when we traded igs he immediately checked our mutuals and started trauma dumping about his ex I also just happen to be mutuals with but never spoken to before