Daniel Heatly
@dirkus17.bsky.social
Lapsed traveller in retreat.
Shearer, Champion and Clattenberg choosing, tonight, to believe in the super-strict interpretation of handball that they have previously, with different participants, vehemently been full "game's gone" against.
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Shearer, Champion and Clattenberg choosing, tonight, to believe in the super-strict interpretation of handball that they have previously, with different participants, vehemently been full "game's gone" against.
Look, that's plainly Waterloo. You're not going to Edinburgh, Durham or Lincoln from there. Terrible spy.
September 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Look, that's plainly Waterloo. You're not going to Edinburgh, Durham or Lincoln from there. Terrible spy.
Last call for @edfringe.bsky.social @edfringecomedy.bsky.social @edfringefocus.bsky.social Fringe shows to see. I'm starting to buy my tickets this weekend. #edfringe
Ok, it's time. 14 days til @edfringe.bsky.social starts, 21 days until I arrive. I have an open schedule so I am after suggestions for shows to see. Mainly comedy, cabaret or theatre (preferbly not too heavy, but open to serious if it's intriguing). I promise to book at least 2 replies. 1/3
July 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Last call for @edfringe.bsky.social @edfringecomedy.bsky.social @edfringefocus.bsky.social Fringe shows to see. I'm starting to buy my tickets this weekend. #edfringe
Ok, it's time. 14 days til @edfringe.bsky.social starts, 21 days until I arrive. I have an open schedule so I am after suggestions for shows to see. Mainly comedy, cabaret or theatre (preferbly not too heavy, but open to serious if it's intriguing). I promise to book at least 2 replies. 1/3
July 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ok, it's time. 14 days til @edfringe.bsky.social starts, 21 days until I arrive. I have an open schedule so I am after suggestions for shows to see. Mainly comedy, cabaret or theatre (preferbly not too heavy, but open to serious if it's intriguing). I promise to book at least 2 replies. 1/3
It's about that time.
June 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It's about that time.
This is definitely saying something about life in 2025....
May 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is definitely saying something about life in 2025....
Yeah, it's not exactly going well. Let's try Taskmaster instead. #thefootball
May 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Yeah, it's not exactly going well. Let's try Taskmaster instead. #thefootball
Scott Parker weeping into his cardie.
April 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Scott Parker weeping into his cardie.
I feel quite foolish that I didn't realise, until seeing the title in the listings just now, what the name of @marjoleinrobertson.bsky.social's show at this year's Edinburgh Fringe was going to be - despite her telling everyone it was a trilogy and me knowing the names of the first two shows.
March 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I feel quite foolish that I didn't realise, until seeing the title in the listings just now, what the name of @marjoleinrobertson.bsky.social's show at this year's Edinburgh Fringe was going to be - despite her telling everyone it was a trilogy and me knowing the names of the first two shows.
So I was sitting in the Pleasance Dome, just behind NZ Taskmaster's assistant & ardent Fulham fan Paul Williams watching the 1st game of the season when Joshua Zirkzee scored with 3 minutes left to steal yet another one. I slumped. He slumped. Honestly, I'll swap this for that. #MUNFUL #FACup
March 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by Daniel Heatly
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
London Broncos were kicked out of Super League for this?
February 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
London Broncos were kicked out of Super League for this?
Only the Chiefs could get spectacularly blown out and still find a way to ruin it. 40-12 would have been Scorigami.
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Only the Chiefs could get spectacularly blown out and still find a way to ruin it. 40-12 would have been Scorigami.
Come on Braga!
Let's get it, Union St-Gillois!
Above all, let's go Bodø-Glimt!
Let's get it, Union St-Gillois!
Above all, let's go Bodø-Glimt!
January 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Come on Braga!
Let's get it, Union St-Gillois!
Above all, let's go Bodø-Glimt!
Let's get it, Union St-Gillois!
Above all, let's go Bodø-Glimt!
Not the best of sporting weekends.
January 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Not the best of sporting weekends.
Look, lads. He left you. You weren't good enough for him. Stop wallowing on the stairs in your housecoat weeping into your gin. It's been ages. I guess you never forget your true love, eh? But he's moved on, somewhere better. Be happy for him, eh? You've got Tom now, who has settled for you.
January 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Look, lads. He left you. You weren't good enough for him. Stop wallowing on the stairs in your housecoat weeping into your gin. It's been ages. I guess you never forget your true love, eh? But he's moved on, somewhere better. Be happy for him, eh? You've got Tom now, who has settled for you.
Who are you and what have you done with the @sabres.com?
December 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Who are you and what have you done with the @sabres.com?
The geopolitical talk started at around 7pm, just as the last Brussels sprout disappeared. It is still ongoing. Remarkably, it took until 11:30pm for talk to turn to Israel and Palestine, at which point, having contributed about 2 points, I tapped out. Merry Christmas! #joinin
December 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
The geopolitical talk started at around 7pm, just as the last Brussels sprout disappeared. It is still ongoing. Remarkably, it took until 11:30pm for talk to turn to Israel and Palestine, at which point, having contributed about 2 points, I tapped out. Merry Christmas! #joinin
Oh, Sky think that *Arsenal* might have a problem with Chris Kavanagh being the referee. I'd suggest they haven't fully done their research, but, well, not big six, is it....?
December 8, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Oh, Sky think that *Arsenal* might have a problem with Chris Kavanagh being the referee. I'd suggest they haven't fully done their research, but, well, not big six, is it....?
Think Jake Moody needs to give Deebo some advice on how to "lock in".
November 24, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Think Jake Moody needs to give Deebo some advice on how to "lock in".
Catching up on Junior #Taskmaster and, not going to be the first to say this, but in my mind I can't help making an association between peas and something else involved with Taskmaster (which is both childish and... not). #Grandaddy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Catching up on Junior #Taskmaster and, not going to be the first to say this, but in my mind I can't help making an association between peas and something else involved with Taskmaster (which is both childish and... not). #Grandaddy.
Ah well, that's hubris for you.
November 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Ah well, that's hubris for you.
For a show where much is made about the absence of eye contact, I'm not quite sure how to feel when @lauralexx.bsky.social, at a key moment of #Slinky, locks me in the crosshairs as she spits the line "Mateys and piss". I think I feel great. Thank you, Laura. That was wonderful.
November 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
For a show where much is made about the absence of eye contact, I'm not quite sure how to feel when @lauralexx.bsky.social, at a key moment of #Slinky, locks me in the crosshairs as she spits the line "Mateys and piss". I think I feel great. Thank you, Laura. That was wonderful.