Pmao
@dingus100.bsky.social
Don’t tell me your pronouns, just tell me if you feel positively about being called “dude”
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Don’t tell me your pronouns, just tell me if you feel positively about being called “dude”
All these notifications about this incident or that disaster. You know what I want to hear about? Two dudes playing video games and having a couple beers. I don’t even want to see a video of it. Just want to know that it happened and it was really nice.
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
All these notifications about this incident or that disaster. You know what I want to hear about? Two dudes playing video games and having a couple beers. I don’t even want to see a video of it. Just want to know that it happened and it was really nice.
Sometimes body is tea and clothing is fye but the outfit just ain’t right
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sometimes body is tea and clothing is fye but the outfit just ain’t right
“Only a white boy with swag could make this” I say to myself after eating the first bite of dinner I cooked in my house, alone.
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Only a white boy with swag could make this” I say to myself after eating the first bite of dinner I cooked in my house, alone.
Giving shawty specific yaw, pitch, roll instructions for my nuts
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Giving shawty specific yaw, pitch, roll instructions for my nuts
No you stay in flow state, I’ll just jerk off :)
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No you stay in flow state, I’ll just jerk off :)
Me and my friends getting together, telling jokes and we all laughing like Mr. Krabs. You wouldn’t get this shit.
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Me and my friends getting together, telling jokes and we all laughing like Mr. Krabs. You wouldn’t get this shit.
Constellations in the acne on my forehead they’re saying we should fuck
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Constellations in the acne on my forehead they’re saying we should fuck
“In this part of the run, he needs to speak to a girl and her friends at a party, so he’s going to perform a glitch called an ‘autism cancel’.”
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“In this part of the run, he needs to speak to a girl and her friends at a party, so he’s going to perform a glitch called an ‘autism cancel’.”
I’m more of a “jerking on” kind of guy
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m more of a “jerking on” kind of guy
I’ve come to accept that most people will never understand the tribulations of a white boy who likes curry
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’ve come to accept that most people will never understand the tribulations of a white boy who likes curry
Shawty and I be breaking the fourth wall while we fuckin
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Shawty and I be breaking the fourth wall while we fuckin
“Rock” might be the coolest one-word emoji search result group
October 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Rock” might be the coolest one-word emoji search result group
I’m hosed if shawty checks the metadata
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m hosed if shawty checks the metadata
Mmm tomboy with insane body tea under the overalls. She is so chill and some day soon would like to restart my refractory period and I will likely oblige
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mmm tomboy with insane body tea under the overalls. She is so chill and some day soon would like to restart my refractory period and I will likely oblige
“Let’s have all our crispy snacks in small to medium bags. Not popcorn tho. Invent a new bag for that that’s big as hell.”
October 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“Let’s have all our crispy snacks in small to medium bags. Not popcorn tho. Invent a new bag for that that’s big as hell.”
We up to celebrations you can’t pronounce in venues you couldn’t fathom
October 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We up to celebrations you can’t pronounce in venues you couldn’t fathom
I think the Flintstone vitamins made me a pervert freak
October 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I think the Flintstone vitamins made me a pervert freak
Sorry I called your straight wife a masc, how was I supposed to know?
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sorry I called your straight wife a masc, how was I supposed to know?
Some of you getting lip filler like you never saw Robots
October 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Some of you getting lip filler like you never saw Robots
Never fart near a physics professor. They will know.
October 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Never fart near a physics professor. They will know.
Dudes with mercury exposure always be getting hit by cars on their bike. This pattern is linear and always true
October 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dudes with mercury exposure always be getting hit by cars on their bike. This pattern is linear and always true
They just be having the liberty mutual mf do whatever and call it a commercial
September 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
They just be having the liberty mutual mf do whatever and call it a commercial
And on the 8th day, god said, “let these white boys have a little motion”
September 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
And on the 8th day, god said, “let these white boys have a little motion”
ops can’t conceive im makin bacon pancakes
August 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ops can’t conceive im makin bacon pancakes