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Digo
@digocoyote.bsky.social
Coyote. Comedian. Cocktail connoisseur.

❤️ http://snapsy.bsky.social ❤️

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I'm kinda really funny tho

Art by @pandarauch.bsky.social
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The Bartender
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Shit week, but at least now I know when I am going to see @snapsy.bsky.social again <3 tickets to make a biiiiiiiig flight have been acquired.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Heyo! Almost bedtime. Here's some diaper smut I wrote earlier this week when life wasn't punching me square in the throat.
What it Means to Be a Man by LiterateWildlife
This one is pretty self-indulgent, not gonna lie. But it's pretty damn good. Happy fapping, ya horny animals.
www.furaffinity.net
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The world has built a nut kicking machine, placed it in front of me, and set it to full speed these past two weeks.

I am just beaten down. Whatever. They win. Everyone else wins. Fuck it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Today I cracked a bottle of whiskey I never wanted to open.

I went with my friend, knowing it might be the last time we ever spend time together 1x1, to a whiskey distillery about two months ago. I told myself I'd only open it to pour a drink when he passed.

Today, I drank that whiskey.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You're telling me that most books are like 80,000 words, and I just knocked out ~13k in a day?

I have no excuse why I haven't written a full length novel lmao jfc
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
When the 20 year old "daddy top" tries to slide in your DMs.
a man in a red shirt is laying in bed and says guess what it 's not that compelling
ALT: a man in a red shirt is laying in bed and says guess what it 's not that compelling
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't have enough proof, which drives me crazy, but after my upstairs neighbor was told that I can't run my washer while she runs hers (cuz it floods my apartment) she waits until I start running my machine to run hers.

It is IMPOSSIBLE our laundry schedules are 100% the same. She fucking WAITS.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
My 4th Collection is out, and I’m celebrating by giving three lucky Rugrats a pair from the new drop! 👀🩲🔥

How to Enter:
✨ Like
✨ Follow
✨ Repost

That’s it — you’re in! 🙌

🗓 Ends Sunday, 30 November
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This game is stupid cute, and fun. (And also really hard x.x)
Our indie roguelite game Brew is out now, with a 20% discount! 🐭
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
First unofficial shift at my new job and I am immediately so much more confident. I was genuinely worried I wasn't going to be up to snuff. I immediately feel so much better. Felt nice remembering that I actually do know how to bartend.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The new Armor for Sleep album fucks hard. Let's go.
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Day 4 of the fucking larvitar shiny hunt.

Please. PLEASE. DON'T MAKE ME BUY A TURBO CONTROLLER TO SHINY SCUM IT AAAHHHHHHH
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"There's someone in my head, but it's not me," - Pink Floyd just hits different.
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Shiny hunting for a Larvitar is slowly driving me insane.

4 fucking days.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Make sure you check your settings
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Alright, I'll bite. What is New York?
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'm not religious but there definitely is comfort in being like, "Well the universe really rammed me in the asshole on that one. Guess I'll trust it'll pay me back for that egregious error at some point in my life," rather than falling into hopeless despair from objective meaninglessness.
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And just a hopeful reminder, always eager to talk to artists about potential collabos!
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Another day, another story with pee and sex!
Love is Wet by LiterateWildlife
Little bit more power play, little bit less dry sheets!
www.furaffinity.net
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not sure if I really enjoyed House of the Devil, or if whatever I watched after Hell House LLC Lineage would be amazing by comparison.
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Holy fuck, Hell House LLC: Lineage is complete ass.
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Shittles
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Mans Bar.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Milky Way bars are underrated as fuck.
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Watching horror movies in an apartment is a 4D experience because people are LOUD AS FUCK AND SLAM THINGS FOR NO GOOD GODDAMN REASON.
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM