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one against nature
@digitalhomer.bsky.social
Gay 🏳️‍🌈 (and trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️)
Neurodivergent (ADHD)
Atheist
Communist
Cat dad 🐈 🐈‍⬛
Mac user 🍎
Java coder ☕️
Guitarist 🎸
Model train hobbyist 🚂
Retro gamer 🎮
Cook 🥘

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• name: Matt
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6’5”/196cm
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Leo, Aries moon, Virgo rising
• piercings: none
• tattoos: none
• fav color: baby blue
• fav drink: alcoholic - whiskey sour, soft drink - Dr. Pepper
• fav animal: grizzly bear
• MBTI: INTP
The pizzeria up the road from my place has disco fries among their appetizers.

Only in New Jersey.
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Public transit should be improved to the point where you can get from any point A in a metropolitan area to any point B in a reasonable amount of time without being forced to drive anywhere.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
#Epiphone Dot Deluxe Flametop + #StewMac Parsons Street pickups + #Stringjoy Signature 11-50 strings = blues tone for days. Easily the nicest-looking guitar I’ve ever owned. It sounds just as good as it looks.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If in a country there are more people involved in denying people healthcare than there are in providing healthcare, there is something fundamentally wrong with that country.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You want to tell a good joke?

Tell an Amazon joke. That’s some prime humor right there.

#puns #dadjokes
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Aloy - “If I fits, I sits.”

#tabbycat
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Saying “going a mile a minute” to mean very fast is dated. That’s only 60 MPH, less than the interstate speed limit in most states. (I guess it made sense when the fastest way to get from point A to point B was a train pulled by a steam locomotive.)
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I grossly overestimated the amount of traffic there’d be on the road this morning. Got to work 40 minutes early.
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Personally, I think all systems of religious and spiritual belief are absurd and I’m not obligated to respect any of them.

But that’s just me. Nobody, and I repeat, *nobody* deserves to be persecuted for their religious beliefs (like what the US government has been doing to Muslims since 9/11).
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I used to kid around and say don’t eat too much turkey. But the way I see it now, Thanksgiving only comes once a year, so eat as much turkey as you want! 🦃

Have a happy and healthy #Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If the devil starts losing his hair and gets a hairpiece, there’ll be hell toupee.

#puns #dadjokes
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The top of the sofa is a good spot to watch “window TV”.
#blackcat #tabbycat #catdadlife
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Decided to make the GUI version of my #Java Lights Out clone #accessible as well. It now has a toggle-able monochrome mode.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Nosy parkers!
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
One of my #Java projects is a terminal-mode clone of the old Tiger Electronics "Lights Out 2000" puzzle game. It depends on red and green lights, which I later realized would present a problem to color-blind players. So I made the game more #accessible and added a monochrome mode.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I've said this before, but it's definitely worth repeating...

Everything wrong in America can be traced back to snobbish, elitist rich people.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's been reported that someone stole the toilet from the local police station's bathroom.

The police have nothing to go on.

#puns #dadjokes
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Downside: When I moved, I had to leave my model trains behind.

Upside: The largest model train display in the US is right up the road from my new place.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If I were rich, I’d donate money to build a hydroelectric power plant.

I’d actually give a dam.

#puns #dadjokes
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sir Binx The Inky. (He becomes Sir Binx The Invisible in the dark.)

#blackcat
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I find it ironic that despite the word "vanilla" having come to refer to something that's plain and not fancy, vanilla is the second-most expensive flavoring on the planet. (Saffron is the most expensive.)
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey @poetsofsweetpea.bsky.social, what’s today’s tea of the day?
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I have to say, Branchburg’s tap water is pretty good. North Brunswick’s tasted like it came out of a YMCA pool!
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’d like to give a heartfelt thanks to every veteran who fought for my right to complain about the government as much as I do. (Given the current regime, those complaints are 100% warranted.)

Thank you all for your service.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My new place has wood flooring, as opposed to the carpet I had in the old house. This means better acoustics… musician’s delight. Time to disturb the neighbors! 🎸 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM