Keeks 🦋
@dietcokeesq.bsky.social
Startup legal tech GC/partner #RollTide 🐘
Hi friends! Liv and I are running the B.A.A. 5K for Special Olympics Massachusetts in April. Our fundraising goal is $500. Please chip in if you can for this amazing cause 💛💙 fundraise.specialolympicsma.org/index.cfm?fu...
March 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hi friends! Liv and I are running the B.A.A. 5K for Special Olympics Massachusetts in April. Our fundraising goal is $500. Please chip in if you can for this amazing cause 💛💙 fundraise.specialolympicsma.org/index.cfm?fu...
Absolutely devastated that college football is coming to an end but I have a good feeling about this game 🍀
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Absolutely devastated that college football is coming to an end but I have a good feeling about this game 🍀
I’m going to save so much time from the TikTok ban
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m going to save so much time from the TikTok ban
I have a dumb question for criminal attorneys. How does the counts thing work? Like when someone gets charged with three (3) counts of murder but they only murdered one (1) person
January 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I have a dumb question for criminal attorneys. How does the counts thing work? Like when someone gets charged with three (3) counts of murder but they only murdered one (1) person
That’s just my DMs
i need @dietcokeesq.bsky.social to make a slack channel just for my many complaints so i can shout them into the void lmao
January 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
That’s just my DMs
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January 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Sometimes I see the most unhinged cases and I’m like ohhhh you’re going home with @esqinhiding.bsky.social
December 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes I see the most unhinged cases and I’m like ohhhh you’re going home with @esqinhiding.bsky.social
Charles marrying his side piece, George W Bush
What’s the first major news story your remember as a child?
Mine is OJ Simpson
Mine is OJ Simpson
December 18, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Charles marrying his side piece, George W Bush
How do people with sensory issues have children? Noises, touching, etc.
December 14, 2024 at 4:38 PM
How do people with sensory issues have children? Noises, touching, etc.
OC has been increasingly aggravating and frankly, weird. I looked him up on Unicourts and saw that he is actively fighting a DUI charge. Good luck, brother
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 PM
OC has been increasingly aggravating and frankly, weird. I looked him up on Unicourts and saw that he is actively fighting a DUI charge. Good luck, brother
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Love telling opposing counsel that they are fighting ghosts when something is getting overlawyered
December 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Love telling opposing counsel that they are fighting ghosts when something is getting overlawyered
I’m going to record myself screaming and send it every time someone asks me a question that I already answered 10+ times in the past
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I’m going to record myself screaming and send it every time someone asks me a question that I already answered 10+ times in the past
Oh no, but unfortunately the thoughts and prayers you requested is still under review
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Oh no, but unfortunately the thoughts and prayers you requested is still under review
I promise to quit drinking and stop being an asshole if and only if confirmed as Secretary of Defense. If not, I will continue drinking and being an asshole
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2024 at 6:20 AM
I promise to quit drinking and stop being an asshole if and only if confirmed as Secretary of Defense. If not, I will continue drinking and being an asshole
A man is likely to embarrass you, always. Don’t let him be 5’8”
December 4, 2024 at 12:45 PM
A man is likely to embarrass you, always. Don’t let him be 5’8”
Barely made it but still made it
December 3️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings
#CFBPlayoff🏈🏆
1️⃣1️⃣. Alabama // alabamaftbl.bsky.social
#CFBPlayoff🏈🏆
1️⃣1️⃣. Alabama // alabamaftbl.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Barely made it but still made it
External counsel is harassing me (in-house counsel) to harass the client about a deadline. I did not learn how to handle this in law school
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
External counsel is harassing me (in-house counsel) to harass the client about a deadline. I did not learn how to handle this in law school
Joe Burrow is so good for fantasy football but he looks so sad 😭
December 1, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Joe Burrow is so good for fantasy football but he looks so sad 😭
Opposing counsel who constantly talks about being a grandparent has been insufferable over Thanksgiving weekend. Brother, are you not invited anywhere?
November 30, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Opposing counsel who constantly talks about being a grandparent has been insufferable over Thanksgiving weekend. Brother, are you not invited anywhere?
More boy moms need to be like Pete Hegseth’s mom
November 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
More boy moms need to be like Pete Hegseth’s mom
How does one work for the NFL as a lawyer?
November 29, 2024 at 12:56 AM
How does one work for the NFL as a lawyer?
I’m at the age when I decline an alcoholic beverage around the holidays, I get the “oh 👀”
November 28, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I’m at the age when I decline an alcoholic beverage around the holidays, I get the “oh 👀”
(involuntary eye twitch) “will do!”
November 27, 2024 at 12:04 PM
(involuntary eye twitch) “will do!”
Any Arizona attorneys looking for some of counsel work?
November 27, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Any Arizona attorneys looking for some of counsel work?