Uzi Doorman
@diemadpunk.bsky.social
Presented By: The Balladeer
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
Pinned
"Sorry, just me in here. I think dumb things are frickin' cool, and I...AM...FREEEEEEEEEEE!"
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
An Indie Portrayal Of Uzi Doorman From Murder Drones
A Refreshing Take From The Oasis
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Ow! Gosh dang it"
She's not exactly doing anything about it, but she's frowning
"Maybe I need to stop saying that. Let go now. Piranha"
She's not exactly doing anything about it, but she's frowning
"Maybe I need to stop saying that. Let go now. Piranha"
Baring her teeth.
“̶̨̼̩͍̱̹̙̖͆̑Í̸̢̮̭̪͑̚ͅf̴̧̤̳̀̌̓̄͜͝ͅ ̸̲̟̥͙̉̋̊͂̿̍̃ẏ̸̢̨̟͑͑̎̌o̸̤̓̒͗u̶̢̯̟̠̞͍̰͌̏̾͌̊̀͗̄̅͘ ̴̨̢̝͔̞̩͋̏̀̏̐i̷͙͚̐͒n̷̦͈̟͍̈́s̷̳̝̹̠̭͕̤̦̤̪̀̌ì̷̧̛͔̲̦̘̠͒̏̀̍̉̽͘s̶͓̯͎̥̬̮̠̀̂̐̑̑̕͜t̶̜͚̱̲̦͐̒͜.̵̼͉̝̫̩̪͖̜̥̓̎̏ͅ”̶̜̭̜̮̅̔́́
Cyn, in a flash, dug her teeth into Uzi’s shoulder.
“̶̨̼̩͍̱̹̙̖͆̑Í̸̢̮̭̪͑̚ͅf̴̧̤̳̀̌̓̄͜͝ͅ ̸̲̟̥͙̉̋̊͂̿̍̃ẏ̸̢̨̟͑͑̎̌o̸̤̓̒͗u̶̢̯̟̠̞͍̰͌̏̾͌̊̀͗̄̅͘ ̴̨̢̝͔̞̩͋̏̀̏̐i̷͙͚̐͒n̷̦͈̟͍̈́s̷̳̝̹̠̭͕̤̦̤̪̀̌ì̷̧̛͔̲̦̘̠͒̏̀̍̉̽͘s̶͓̯͎̥̬̮̠̀̂̐̑̑̕͜t̶̜͚̱̲̦͐̒͜.̵̼͉̝̫̩̪͖̜̥̓̎̏ͅ”̶̜̭̜̮̅̔́́
Cyn, in a flash, dug her teeth into Uzi’s shoulder.
"Bite me! You look stupid and silly a hundred percent of the time! And I look a hundred times better than you!"
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Ow! Gosh dang it"
She's not exactly doing anything about it, but she's frowning
"Maybe I need to stop saying that. Let go now. Piranha"
She's not exactly doing anything about it, but she's frowning
"Maybe I need to stop saying that. Let go now. Piranha"
"Bite me! You look stupid and silly a hundred percent of the time! And I look a hundred times better than you!"
“𝕐-𝕐-𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕤. 𝕀 𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕤𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖.”
"𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼‼️‼️"
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Bite me! You look stupid and silly a hundred percent of the time! And I look a hundred times better than you!"
"𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼‼️‼️"
Pointing and laughing.
"I won't be 1 upped by horrorzord over there though, so whatever I guess this week I'll show off a bit"
"Whatever, it's a stupid tradition anyways. Just playing stupid dress up"
#SeductiveSunday
"Whatever, it's a stupid tradition anyways. Just playing stupid dress up"
#SeductiveSunday
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"𝑰 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼‼️‼️"
"I won't be 1 upped by horrorzord over there though, so whatever I guess this week I'll show off a bit"
"Whatever, it's a stupid tradition anyways. Just playing stupid dress up"
#SeductiveSunday
"Whatever, it's a stupid tradition anyways. Just playing stupid dress up"
#SeductiveSunday
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"I won't be 1 upped by horrorzord over there though, so whatever I guess this week I'll show off a bit"
"Whatever, it's a stupid tradition anyways. Just playing stupid dress up"
#SeductiveSunday
"Whatever, it's a stupid tradition anyways. Just playing stupid dress up"
#SeductiveSunday
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"Sometimes. But somehow despite yourself you've come up with a great weapon!"
"I appreciate your assistance"
"I appreciate your assistance"
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⠀⠀⠀" aww . . i try to be . i thought my imagination was a problem ！ "
⠀⠀⠀" aww . . i try to be . i thought my imagination was a problem ！ "
"Well obviously I meant it... Like... Specifically for this situation here. You have an overactive imagination"
"So duh like... You're very helpful. Is my point"
"So duh like... You're very helpful. Is my point"
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Sometimes. But somehow despite yourself you've come up with a great weapon!"
"I appreciate your assistance"
"I appreciate your assistance"
"Well obviously I meant it... Like... Specifically for this situation here. You have an overactive imagination"
"So duh like... You're very helpful. Is my point"
"So duh like... You're very helpful. Is my point"
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⠀⠀⠀" yeah ！ yeah just like that ！ that actually sounds way cooler than how i said it ！ haha – "
" d'awwwwuzzii . . you flatter me . "
⠀⠀⠀" yeah ！ yeah just like that ！ that actually sounds way cooler than how i said it ！ haha – "
" d'awwwwuzzii . . you flatter me . "
"Oh shit like, heat seeking missiles but lasers and it shoots like a bunch of them?"
"That's actually such a good idea N. Thank you I'm probably gonna build that. You're so smart"
"That's actually such a good idea N. Thank you I'm probably gonna build that. You're so smart"
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Well obviously I meant it... Like... Specifically for this situation here. You have an overactive imagination"
"So duh like... You're very helpful. Is my point"
"So duh like... You're very helpful. Is my point"
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November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"Oh shit like, heat seeking missiles but lasers and it shoots like a bunch of them?"
"That's actually such a good idea N. Thank you I'm probably gonna build that. You're so smart"
"That's actually such a good idea N. Thank you I'm probably gonna build that. You're so smart"
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⠀⠀⠀" that could work ！ or . . a blaster that doesn't just shoot in one direction ？ coould be useful for someone who's moving around all the time . . hmmm . . "
⠀⠀⠀" that could work ！ or . . a blaster that doesn't just shoot in one direction ？ coould be useful for someone who's moving around all the time . . hmmm . . "
"Nah, I'm blanking hard. I don't wanna be someone who peaks whole they're going with my Railgun"
"But... Man this impossible to come up with new weapons..."
"Maybe... A super drill?"
"But... Man this impossible to come up with new weapons..."
"Maybe... A super drill?"
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Oh shit like, heat seeking missiles but lasers and it shoots like a bunch of them?"
"That's actually such a good idea N. Thank you I'm probably gonna build that. You're so smart"
"That's actually such a good idea N. Thank you I'm probably gonna build that. You're so smart"
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⠀⠀⠀[ ' ' this'll be fun ～ ' ' ]
she grips her scythe watching people below get excited for a few droplets of cash . it won't be an easy fight for those searching for him ， as there's another roadblock to be faced along the way . .
good luck to those sorry souls .
⠀⠀⠀[ ' ' this'll be fun ～ ' ' ]
she grips her scythe watching people below get excited for a few droplets of cash . it won't be an easy fight for those searching for him ， as there's another roadblock to be faced along the way . .
good luck to those sorry souls .
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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⠀⠀⠀[ ' ' this'll be fun ～ ' ' ]
she grips her scythe watching people below get excited for a few droplets of cash . it won't be an easy fight for those searching for him ， as there's another roadblock to be faced along the way . .
good luck to those sorry souls .
⠀⠀⠀[ ' ' this'll be fun ～ ' ' ]
she grips her scythe watching people below get excited for a few droplets of cash . it won't be an easy fight for those searching for him ， as there's another roadblock to be faced along the way . .
good luck to those sorry souls .
"Bounties? Now that's what I'm talking about! Things have been so slow And boring around here!"
"Alright, screw it! I don't even need the money, I'm just gonna do it for fun!"
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
"Alright, screw it! I don't even need the money, I'm just gonna do it for fun!"
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
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November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Bounties? Now that's what I'm talking about! Things have been so slow And boring around here!"
"Alright, screw it! I don't even need the money, I'm just gonna do it for fun!"
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
"Alright, screw it! I don't even need the money, I'm just gonna do it for fun!"
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
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anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.
can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?
Reposted by Uzi Doorman
𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
orochimaru has a hit on him that’s worth $2,000,000. however— killing hin won’t be easy.
he’s slippery, clever and even more powerful thanks to the help of @selfishtothecore.bsky.social.
𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
orochimaru has a hit on him that’s worth $2,000,000. however— killing hin won’t be easy.
he’s slippery, clever and even more powerful thanks to the help of @selfishtothecore.bsky.social.
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
orochimaru has a hit on him that’s worth $2,000,000. however— killing hin won’t be easy.
he’s slippery, clever and even more powerful thanks to the help of @selfishtothecore.bsky.social.
𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒
#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄
orochimaru has a hit on him that’s worth $2,000,000. however— killing hin won’t be easy.
he’s slippery, clever and even more powerful thanks to the help of @selfishtothecore.bsky.social.
Reposted by Uzi Doorman
"Nah, I'm blanking hard. I don't wanna be someone who peaks whole they're going with my Railgun"
"But... Man this impossible to come up with new weapons..."
"Maybe... A super drill?"
"But... Man this impossible to come up with new weapons..."
"Maybe... A super drill?"
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⠀⠀⠀" any cool ideas ？ "
spinning in a spin-ey chair
⠀⠀⠀" any cool ideas ？ "
spinning in a spin-ey chair
"Man. I'm gonna start making weapons again"
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"Nah, I'm blanking hard. I don't wanna be someone who peaks whole they're going with my Railgun"
"But... Man this impossible to come up with new weapons..."
"Maybe... A super drill?"
"But... Man this impossible to come up with new weapons..."
"Maybe... A super drill?"
"Man. I'm gonna start making weapons again"
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Man. I'm gonna start making weapons again"
"Humans are fricken weird and no way you're getting anything from me!"
"That being said I do have this picture I took"
#SeductiveSunday
"That being said I do have this picture I took"
#SeductiveSunday
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"Humans are fricken weird and no way you're getting anything from me!"
"That being said I do have this picture I took"
#SeductiveSunday
"That being said I do have this picture I took"
#SeductiveSunday
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐈𝐓 ' 𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 ！】
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐈𝐓 ' 𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 ！】
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐈𝐓 ' 𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 ！】
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐈𝐓 ' 𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 ！】
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 】
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 【 𝐍 】
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 】
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 【 𝐍 】
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 】
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 【 𝐍 】
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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 】
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 【 𝐍 】
"Well, my tail keeps making me wear bows and pull horrifying, horrible pranks on my friends"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"Honest.. Yes it is definitely better not to ask questions... So how is it dealing with a bitch in the tail and russian.
Though I did hear russian is one of the best way's to curse someone out"
Uzi probably learned a couple words to shout at people.
Though I did hear russian is one of the best way's to curse someone out"
Uzi probably learned a couple words to shout at people.
"I stopped questioning things when I blew J clean in half with my Railgun and she showed up like two days later"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"Well, my tail keeps making me wear bows and pull horrifying, horrible pranks on my friends"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."
"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"
"I stopped questioning things when I blew J clean in half with my Railgun and she showed up like two days later"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"That sounds a little horrible. Hmm.. but it is possible to push something out. So wait if Cyn is in you how is she..
This is some multiverse theory bullshit huh. Well it would make sense since i am here and not six feet under"
Quite the heavy sigh she let out with that thought in the head.
This is some multiverse theory bullshit huh. Well it would make sense since i am here and not six feet under"
Quite the heavy sigh she let out with that thought in the head.
"Worse. She left herself. I'm not gonna pretend I understand how it works, but when I beat Cyn I had to eat her core"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."
"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"I stopped questioning things when I blew J clean in half with my Railgun and she showed up like two days later"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"
"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"
"Point being, who fricken knows"