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@didge.bsky.social

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i love being gay and taking photographs and playing dungeons & dragons || autoeroticprestidigitation on IG || 📍 Meanjin, Aus.

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dylan @didge.bsky.social · Jun 11

you know what they say: loose lips sink ships, but firm tongues plug bungs.

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 7h

Friend's mum is doing PRAXIS

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 11h

Julia is the most relatable horror character in existence because yeah actually Frank IS hot enough to be doing all that

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 11h

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 11h

WANTED: Mother and Crone seeks Maiden, 18 to 35 (state of mind), for ancient triadic symbolism, enduring temporal metaphor and some light sapphistry. Must have own robe and garland.

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 11h

You'd have to pry my hands away with a crowbar

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 11h

40,000 notes*

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 4d

Made a post that got over 20,000 notes for the first time since I made my triumphant return to Tumblr, and I'm kinda basking rn

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 15h

Happy birthday!

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 15h

I didn't see his full design, just his little robot face. I think he should have a big clock for a tummy. He would be an alarm clock that punches you in the head and body to put you to sleep and then punches you in the head and body to wake you up.

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 15h

I had a lot of trouble getting to sleep last night (half a dex + weed + caffeine + melatonin) so maybe I called to him through the ether to come and punch me in the head, yes

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 15h

I was almost unconscious when you replied but yes, I think I will be waiting. If it were a Switch title with a Switch 2 upgrade like S/V, that would be one thing, but I'm not spending all that money on an objectively worse version of the game, and I'm not interested in a Switch 2.

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 15h

Last night I dreamt of a future paradox Ledian called Iron Slumber that was themed around helping people get to sleep, but I don't know how it was supposed to have done that. Punching people in the head? What does this mean?

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

if i were conspiracy-minded i'd call it a marketing stunt, but you don't need marketing stunts for a devoted player base that routinely buys bad games

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

what exactly is the point of leaks for a Pokémon game that comes out in 2 days from now

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

Pokedoku is good

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my GOD, Thembo?? You've done it again!! You look incredible

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

Also participating in Booktok in any meaningful way should go on your medical history

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone should have the opportunity to write and publish, but not everyone needs to.

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

I think this one is genuinely unhinged because I have not thought it through at all:

There are too many books now. I'm glad there are more options and more breadth of experience being published, but there are too many books. Slow down a bit.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

It's actually fucked up

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 1d

What a good!!

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 2d

It's the new Michael Bay and Michael Bolton

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 2d

And if I pointed out that we've never seen Maddy Morphosis and Shayne Topp in the same room? What then?

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 2d

And if it's anything before age 26 for me, let me tell you baby, I was not there at all!!

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 2d

And the longer the internet goes on, the more preserved material can be regurgitated. And either it makes you feel nostalgic because you used to love that thing, or you feel FOMO because other people seem to love that thing. When actually it was all Just Okay.

dylan @didge.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, yes, yes