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diana

@dianawolff.bsky.social

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Exhausted Democrat ♾️ art historian ♾️ Hoya ♾️ recovering marketing strategist ♾️ goddess of the hunt

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diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · 14h

Juno concurs

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Alyssa Milano @alyssamilano.bsky.social · 8d

My husband’s ballot came in the mail. Mine did not. I looked into why and…

I was purged from the voting roll.

PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION.

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diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · 7d

Are we at Totalitarian yet?

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · 7d

Vastly Overprivileged White Man Throws Toddler Meltdown over Being Accused of Things He Actually Did

#fixedit

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diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · 7d

Fling him into the sun

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David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 7d

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

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diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · 7d

People love finding new ways to stoke outrage because that drives clicks. Beginning and end of the story.

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Jul 25

QAnon's top priority is finding pedophiles.

So we can all agree that nothing's more important than finding out if the President is one.

Right?

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Jul 23

Painter, working in my house: "Yeah, country music was really great in the 90s. Hank Williams Junior, Joe Diffie"

(pause)

"Even the women..."

Even. The. Women.

Damn, I really like the paint color and he's not even half done. But I really would like to throw him out right now.

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Jun 24

About yesterday's New York Times spelling game… I would like a word

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Jun 14

Timeline cleanse.
Best friends Juno and Geordie.

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · May 25

Oh Wordle, you made me smile today

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diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · May 21

JK Rowling uses the safety of her power and wealth to oppress marginalized people.

So ... she has transitioned into ... a man?

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diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · May 19

Neanderthal

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · May 11

Can we please meme the hell out of this?

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · May 3

"She was impossibly thin, and yet amply curved" give me a break, Jess Walters

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 30

Hope you're feeling really great about this, Paul Weiss, Skadden Arps, Wilkie, Milbank, Latham & Watkins, Simpson Thacher, Kirkland & Ellis, A & O Shearman, Cadwalader et al.

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 30

Make it stop. This is not Van Gogh's art.
www.nybg.org/event/van-go...

Van Gogh's Flowers | New York Botanical Garden

NYBG becomes the canvas for the colorful brush strokes of one of the world's most revered artists during Van Gogh's Flowers, where you'll revel in the beauty of the flowers that inspired his iconic pa...

www.nybg.org

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 28

Taking action "to stop the enforcement of state and local laws," there it is right there folks

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 27

@yourewrongabout.bsky.social having just listened to the "Most Normal Girl in Cleveland" episode, I couldn't help but notice that the New York Times editorially selected "backside" as their preferred noun.

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 27

do you notice the same thing I do about this photo of current American and European leaders?

The United States special envoy, Steve Witcoff, second from left, and Secretary of State Marco Rubio, third from left, were among those at a meeting with European leaders to discuss Ukraine in Paris on April 17.

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 27

Get ready, America: this is our future under Trump's deregulation www.nytimes.com/2025/04/26/w...

Did Weight and Noise Make a Dominican Republic Nightclub Roof Collapse?

The Dominican nightclub where a roof loaded with equipment collapsed, killing 232 people, had repeatedly violated excessive noise rules. Now some wonder if sound vibrations played a role.

www.nytimes.com

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 26

Today's Wall Street Journal crossword, "Indigenous Menu" is the most tone deaf thing I've ever seen, are they doing it on purpose to measure outrage??

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 21

Always with your thumb on the pulse of what's out-of-touch, NYTimes

diana @dianawolff.bsky.social · Apr 21

God. The worst cliches.