Kelly
@dhplover.bsky.social
Former Film student at the University of Wales Aberystwyth & Warwick University. Huge AFOL, WBA STH, cricket & Disney obsessed. Tweeting bollocks. Writer of nonsense & twaddle. Legacy member of ATF.
Me and my Dad circa 1984 in the Beach Bar (I think) in Burgau, Portugal #FathersDay
June 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Me and my Dad circa 1984 in the Beach Bar (I think) in Burgau, Portugal #FathersDay
And it’s done! I’m back at the Caribbean Beach Resort in April 2026 so I can sit and stare at the Millennium Falcon for hours on end because it is without a shadow of a doubt the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life! #DisneyWorld
June 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
And it’s done! I’m back at the Caribbean Beach Resort in April 2026 so I can sit and stare at the Millennium Falcon for hours on end because it is without a shadow of a doubt the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life! #DisneyWorld
I have never been the kind of person who looked back on regrets in life. Whatever happened has happened, it’s made me who I am.
These days however, if I could talk to 24 year old Kelly I would tell her “DON’T EVER take Roaccutane” because I am STILL dealing with the consequences
These days however, if I could talk to 24 year old Kelly I would tell her “DON’T EVER take Roaccutane” because I am STILL dealing with the consequences
April 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have never been the kind of person who looked back on regrets in life. Whatever happened has happened, it’s made me who I am.
These days however, if I could talk to 24 year old Kelly I would tell her “DON’T EVER take Roaccutane” because I am STILL dealing with the consequences
These days however, if I could talk to 24 year old Kelly I would tell her “DON’T EVER take Roaccutane” because I am STILL dealing with the consequences
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures (which is the first one in five weeks) is #TheAmateur followed by #ThePenguinLessons.
a group of penguins standing on top of a pile of ice .
ALT: a group of penguins standing on top of a pile of ice .
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April 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures (which is the first one in five weeks) is #TheAmateur followed by #ThePenguinLessons.
Oh FFS people! Can’t you give them more than 24 fucking hours to celebrate before labelling them cannon fodder & relegating them?! Yes, we know how difficult it will be & yes, we know that it’s getting harder by the season but give them time to get over their hangovers first!
April 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh FFS people! Can’t you give them more than 24 fucking hours to celebrate before labelling them cannon fodder & relegating them?! Yes, we know how difficult it will be & yes, we know that it’s getting harder by the season but give them time to get over their hangovers first!
When you spend two weeks on holiday and you come home to find that HS2 looks even worse than it before as it destroys your village. That used to be the rugby club, now it’s pillars for the viaduct to go over the motorway slip road.
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When you spend two weeks on holiday and you come home to find that HS2 looks even worse than it before as it destroys your village. That used to be the rugby club, now it’s pillars for the viaduct to go over the motorway slip road.
#OTD in 2001:
Martin: “Good God, you wear a sash?!”
Niles: “Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?”
Frasier: “No!”
Martin: “Frasier get in here now!”
Frasier: “Dad this isn't necessary.”
Niles: “Yeah we can talk about this some other time.”
Martin: “Zip it!”
#Frasier #ForgottenButNotGone
Martin: “Good God, you wear a sash?!”
Niles: “Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?”
Frasier: “No!”
Martin: “Frasier get in here now!”
Frasier: “Dad this isn't necessary.”
Niles: “Yeah we can talk about this some other time.”
Martin: “Zip it!”
#Frasier #ForgottenButNotGone
April 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
#OTD in 2001:
Martin: “Good God, you wear a sash?!”
Niles: “Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?”
Frasier: “No!”
Martin: “Frasier get in here now!”
Frasier: “Dad this isn't necessary.”
Niles: “Yeah we can talk about this some other time.”
Martin: “Zip it!”
#Frasier #ForgottenButNotGone
Martin: “Good God, you wear a sash?!”
Niles: “Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?”
Frasier: “No!”
Martin: “Frasier get in here now!”
Frasier: “Dad this isn't necessary.”
Niles: “Yeah we can talk about this some other time.”
Martin: “Zip it!”
#Frasier #ForgottenButNotGone
These have been delivered to my room with no name attached other than mine and a belated birthday message. If you sent them, can you tell me so I can at least say thank you.
March 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
These have been delivered to my room with no name attached other than mine and a belated birthday message. If you sent them, can you tell me so I can at least say thank you.
March 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
An important reminder on #InternationalWomensDay
March 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
An important reminder on #InternationalWomensDay
It’s just after 1:39am & there’s a Muntjac Deer 🦌 “barking” loudly below my bedroom window.
The audio was captured with the window closed & I’m rather glad it is because what the fuck is that purple flashing light (9 seconds in) coming from across the river in the wilderness?!?
The audio was captured with the window closed & I’m rather glad it is because what the fuck is that purple flashing light (9 seconds in) coming from across the river in the wilderness?!?
March 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s just after 1:39am & there’s a Muntjac Deer 🦌 “barking” loudly below my bedroom window.
The audio was captured with the window closed & I’m rather glad it is because what the fuck is that purple flashing light (9 seconds in) coming from across the river in the wilderness?!?
The audio was captured with the window closed & I’m rather glad it is because what the fuck is that purple flashing light (9 seconds in) coming from across the river in the wilderness?!?
Newly installed plaque on my neighbour’s house
March 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Newly installed plaque on my neighbour’s house
Someone asked me if i was excited about Galaxy’s Edge today and I responded by sinking to a new low.
February 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Someone asked me if i was excited about Galaxy’s Edge today and I responded by sinking to a new low.
You know it actually feels quite liberating to be abandoned so brutally by people you thought cared. I have no guilt. Why should I? I haven’t done anything wrong. But I can now say “Fuck you!” and never have to speak to you again.
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You know it actually feels quite liberating to be abandoned so brutally by people you thought cared. I have no guilt. Why should I? I haven’t done anything wrong. But I can now say “Fuck you!” and never have to speak to you again.
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is: #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld and #Companion
February 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is: #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld and #Companion
If you’re wondering if I would spend £30 on a plastic popcorn bucket in the shape of Harrison Ford’s Red Hulk the answer is a simple: OF COURSE I FUCKING HAVE!!!!
February 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you’re wondering if I would spend £30 on a plastic popcorn bucket in the shape of Harrison Ford’s Red Hulk the answer is a simple: OF COURSE I FUCKING HAVE!!!!
Your weekly reminder that I’ll NEVER be over it
February 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Your weekly reminder that I’ll NEVER be over it
Okay, so you’re telling me that this ISN’T Daniel Radcliffe in #TheBrutalist?!?
February 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Okay, so you’re telling me that this ISN’T Daniel Radcliffe in #TheBrutalist?!?
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is…not actually a double bill at all, just one VERY LONG picture: #TheBrutalist in the IMAX & with the trailers just having wrapped up, I have the whole place to myself.
a cartoon donkey is standing in the snow and saying `` i 'm all alone ... no one here beside me ''
ALT: a cartoon donkey is standing in the snow and saying `` i 'm all alone ... no one here beside me ''
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February 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is…not actually a double bill at all, just one VERY LONG picture: #TheBrutalist in the IMAX & with the trailers just having wrapped up, I have the whole place to myself.
I’m genuinely starting to think that I must be the most awful and boring person alive. But at least that means I’m good at something as easily repelling people is my only talent.
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’m genuinely starting to think that I must be the most awful and boring person alive. But at least that means I’m good at something as easily repelling people is my only talent.
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is #SaturdayNight followed by #September5 which comes with the added bonus of 20% off dinner at TGIs because I was heading to the movies after. The only downside is I’ve had so much buffalo sauce I may die shortly. Oh well, at least I won’t be missed.
February 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is #SaturdayNight followed by #September5 which comes with the added bonus of 20% off dinner at TGIs because I was heading to the movies after. The only downside is I’ve had so much buffalo sauce I may die shortly. Oh well, at least I won’t be missed.
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is: #Presence followed by #FlightRisk
January 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is: #Presence followed by #FlightRisk
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is also an IMAX double bill: #ACompleteUnknown followed by #WolfMan. For both I’m sitting in seat E17 because I’m going Deep to Slow it Down but I won’t Stay Another Day because I actually have a funeral tomorrow & no House of Love
January 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tonight’s double bill at the pictures is also an IMAX double bill: #ACompleteUnknown followed by #WolfMan. For both I’m sitting in seat E17 because I’m going Deep to Slow it Down but I won’t Stay Another Day because I actually have a funeral tomorrow & no House of Love
