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DG Woods

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Dark fiction/thriller author ▪️ Into the Dark, We Go | OUT NOW ▪️ Fairbanks (novella) | 2026 ▪️ Marianne and The Devil | 2026 [email protected]

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DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 5h

Dracula who?

Here are four underrated vampire movies that you probably never heard of, but absolutely should watch ⬇️

#vampires #vampiremovies #halloween #october #spookyseason

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Dracula Who?

Underrated Vampire Movies You Probably Missed but Absolutely Should Watch

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DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 1d

People tell me they feel bad ruining the beautiful wrapping, but some things are made beautiful to be destroyed.
Their beauty lives in their fleetingness.
#booklover #giftwrapping #art #photography #nsfw #booksky

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DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 2d

Stop worrying whether he likes you and start making sure he’s scared of you.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 3d

In October, this is who’s answering your “per my last email.”
#october #halloween #spookyseason #author #intotgedarkwego

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 4d

#October evenings should be like this - a good #book, good #wine, and a little peace.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 5d

Well, I went to this HOA psychic reading.
It was everything I'd imagined and more.
Got so much material for the ITDWG sequel.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 10d

Thank you!!! 🤍

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 10d

Somehow, it's release day. Into the Dark, We Go is officially out.
Thank you to everyone who's been cheering me on! 🤍

Now go read about haunted woods and bad decisions.
#bookrecommendations #tbr

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DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 16d

Just write “faith-based volunteering” on your dating app bio. No need to mention that you’re responsible for all the hauntings in the church (and a couple of summoned demons).

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · 20d

It counts as business casual if your business is putting the fear of the divine feminine back into men.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Sep 2

Stop worrying about whether he likes you and start making sure he’s scared of you.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Aug 26

Beginner: stalks his ex’s page to see if he’s cheating.
Professional: hexes his entire bloodline.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Aug 21

Gaslight him into thinking Mercury retrograde ruined his week, but it’s actually you hexing him 😹

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Aug 20

I made a joke about having a girls' night out, but instead of clubbing, we scare men into celibacy.
And some poor, naive soul commented that it would mean celibacy for women too.

Well, this is awkward. Who's gonna to tell him? 😅

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Aug 15

Girls’ night out, but instead of clubbing we dance in the bog and contribute to the birthrate decline.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Aug 13

Kinky

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DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Aug 11

Monday is the cursed doll - you can burn it, bury it, or banish it, but it’s back on your doorstep, smiling.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Aug 4

Monday reminder:
- Drink water
- Take breaks
- Hex responsibly

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Jul 30

Girls don’t want “a good guy.”
They want to peacefully decompose in the moss.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Jul 23

Buy my book for your wife before some CEO buys it for her.

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Into the Dark We Go

"Doctor Sleep" meets "Sharp Objects" in this fast-paced Appalachian dark fantasy about a series of mysterious disappearances that lead to a small, isolated town in West Virginia. Nellie, a 23-year-old...

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DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Jul 22

Always be the one who puts the 'omen' in women.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Jul 18

Waiting for “I ruined my marriage and can never listen to Coldplay again. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales” post on LinkedIn.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Jul 18

I’m not clingy.
I just think it’s cute when his soul can’t leave the binding circle I made for us.

DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Jul 17

Beginner: stalking him on social media

Professional: appearing in his mirror at 3:17 a.m.

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Into the Dark, We Go

"Doctor Sleep" meets "Sharp Objects" in this fast-paced…

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DG Woods @dgwoodsauthor.bsky.social · Jul 11

Next time someone asks you your body count, brag that your third crush just died from a botched love spell 🤷🏻‍♀️