WATCH THIS ( throws his guitar in the air with the intention of catching it ) ( it falls and hits him square on the head )

AOGUHHHHAUGHHHHH….

oh my god. YOU kinda look like ME ! do you think we’re long lost brothers or something?

oh i'm just beating up a guy? oh i can ABSOLUTELY do that.

ew..... gross.................................... i'm starting to think that maybe i'd prefer the robots.

................................................... what do they smell like. actually don't tell me i don't want to know.

but i do want to know.

( said with slight fear ) oohhhhhhkay !! That's cool ! That's awesome !

... what , can you like /smell/ them, or....?

The whu huh now

I'm mostly used to fighting robots, but anything's bound to be easier than that, right?

It's the best way to learn! It's /technically/ how I learned, but that's not important. You tell me what you need bashed, and I'll bash it. It's not like I have anything better to do!

Wait, really?

IIiii mean of COURSE you would! I'm super qualified when it comes to kicking ass. It's what I'm best at.

i can't put "bashes things with a guitar really well" on my resume, can i?

- upside down when a botched corporate experiment accidently gives him musical robot powers.

Labeled a defect, Chai relies on his friends, including his mechanical cat assistant 808, to fight back against the megacorp, Vandelay, looking to "recall" him.

this account will feature mentions of violence , death , injury , adult language and other dark topics. hi - fi rush spoilers will be present here , but i can write chai from wherever in the game. i don't care. i love him.

TLDR :
A slacker with larger-than-life ambitions, Chai's life is turned -

CHAI from HI-FI RUSH!
18+. selective. rocked by undyworld.