devot
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(he/him) 30+ Perpetually trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
internet: [argues about whether "it's giving (whatever)" is an acceptable use of the English language]
me, scrolling through the comments with a thousand-yard stare: three different people said "bet" to me today when I gave them assistance
me, scrolling through the comments with a thousand-yard stare: three different people said "bet" to me today when I gave them assistance
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
internet: [argues about whether "it's giving (whatever)" is an acceptable use of the English language]
me, scrolling through the comments with a thousand-yard stare: three different people said "bet" to me today when I gave them assistance
me, scrolling through the comments with a thousand-yard stare: three different people said "bet" to me today when I gave them assistance
genuinely it drives me so nuts when people shit on characters for being "whiny" when they're going through traumatic events
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
genuinely it drives me so nuts when people shit on characters for being "whiny" when they're going through traumatic events
thinking about how in high school the only thing I was ever a part of that I even remember anymore was getting to work the lights for an after-school theatre production...
I was... awkward. unpopular. I didn't make any friends, but I still look back on that time fondly.
I was... awkward. unpopular. I didn't make any friends, but I still look back on that time fondly.
February 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
thinking about how in high school the only thing I was ever a part of that I even remember anymore was getting to work the lights for an after-school theatre production...
I was... awkward. unpopular. I didn't make any friends, but I still look back on that time fondly.
I was... awkward. unpopular. I didn't make any friends, but I still look back on that time fondly.
(sighing wistfully at Nyreen as I start up the Omega DLC) it's a good thing Aria's a jealous little bitch who told me i couldn't bring Garrus to this mission. he might feel threatened by how badly I want Nyreen to like me.
January 8, 2026 at 4:59 AM
(sighing wistfully at Nyreen as I start up the Omega DLC) it's a good thing Aria's a jealous little bitch who told me i couldn't bring Garrus to this mission. he might feel threatened by how badly I want Nyreen to like me.
The Council: Sometimes spectres have to make sacrifices. I hope you'll be willing to do that when the time comes.
Commander Shepard: Oh, what was that? Send the fleet in to save the Destiny Ascension and the Council within? Wow, I would love to, but I think I have to sacrifice that particular ship.
Commander Shepard: Oh, what was that? Send the fleet in to save the Destiny Ascension and the Council within? Wow, I would love to, but I think I have to sacrifice that particular ship.
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The Council: Sometimes spectres have to make sacrifices. I hope you'll be willing to do that when the time comes.
Commander Shepard: Oh, what was that? Send the fleet in to save the Destiny Ascension and the Council within? Wow, I would love to, but I think I have to sacrifice that particular ship.
Commander Shepard: Oh, what was that? Send the fleet in to save the Destiny Ascension and the Council within? Wow, I would love to, but I think I have to sacrifice that particular ship.
forever having a sensible chuckle over the bit in ME1 where you ask Ashley if her distrust of aliens is gonna be a problem and she says "if you tell me to kiss a turian, I'll ask which cheek" and Shepard goes "I don't think kissing turians will be necessary"
very funny as a Garrusmancer
very funny as a Garrusmancer
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
forever having a sensible chuckle over the bit in ME1 where you ask Ashley if her distrust of aliens is gonna be a problem and she says "if you tell me to kiss a turian, I'll ask which cheek" and Shepard goes "I don't think kissing turians will be necessary"
very funny as a Garrusmancer
very funny as a Garrusmancer
by proving that there is a vacuum that exists outside of Art, we must conclude that Art itself exists
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
by proving that there is a vacuum that exists outside of Art, we must conclude that Art itself exists
I've been replaying the Mass Effect trilogy, which I adore greatly. I'm very happy to be replaying it from the beginning and making all the same choices I always make because that's how I like it and I have fun seeing it the same way every time.
But boy, I really hate Feros. What a terrible level.
But boy, I really hate Feros. What a terrible level.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I've been replaying the Mass Effect trilogy, which I adore greatly. I'm very happy to be replaying it from the beginning and making all the same choices I always make because that's how I like it and I have fun seeing it the same way every time.
But boy, I really hate Feros. What a terrible level.
But boy, I really hate Feros. What a terrible level.
kind of want to make a physical photo album of my cats... my photos are all so spread out over so many services and hard drives, now. it would be nice to have something that isn't as likely to just disappear forever on me.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
kind of want to make a physical photo album of my cats... my photos are all so spread out over so many services and hard drives, now. it would be nice to have something that isn't as likely to just disappear forever on me.
why did they make kristoff so hot? like honestly
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
why did they make kristoff so hot? like honestly
"love is an open door" is the best disney villain song no i won't be taking questions
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"love is an open door" is the best disney villain song no i won't be taking questions
I have so many things I want to watch and listen to, how am I ever supposed to have enough time for all this
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have so many things I want to watch and listen to, how am I ever supposed to have enough time for all this
bought a ticket to a drag show later this month because... idk, just because? because i'm thirty five and i've spent so long being afraid to live my life that i feel like i've barely done anything. i want to go places, i want to do things. i want to live while i'm alive.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
bought a ticket to a drag show later this month because... idk, just because? because i'm thirty five and i've spent so long being afraid to live my life that i feel like i've barely done anything. i want to go places, i want to do things. i want to live while i'm alive.
I really enjoy youtubers who do sort of "funny commentary about bad movie" videos. There's a specific bad movie I've never seen one of them talk about that I would love a video in that style about.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I really enjoy youtubers who do sort of "funny commentary about bad movie" videos. There's a specific bad movie I've never seen one of them talk about that I would love a video in that style about.
me: i'm gonna write a chapter fic
me: i'm gonna watch evangelion
me: i'm gonna re-read dungeon meshi
me: i'm gonna re-watch dungeon meshi
also me: wait there are how many hours in a day?
me: i'm gonna watch evangelion
me: i'm gonna re-read dungeon meshi
me: i'm gonna re-watch dungeon meshi
also me: wait there are how many hours in a day?
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
me: i'm gonna write a chapter fic
me: i'm gonna watch evangelion
me: i'm gonna re-read dungeon meshi
me: i'm gonna re-watch dungeon meshi
also me: wait there are how many hours in a day?
me: i'm gonna watch evangelion
me: i'm gonna re-read dungeon meshi
me: i'm gonna re-watch dungeon meshi
also me: wait there are how many hours in a day?
highly recommend putting on classic Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC while making dinner and just singing that shit and dancing around the kitchen because who the fuck cares anymore
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
highly recommend putting on classic Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC while making dinner and just singing that shit and dancing around the kitchen because who the fuck cares anymore
i would like to formally apologize to everyone who ever left me a lovely comment on ao3 during my dunmesh era. i replied to like zero of them because of the horrors you see.
i am making an effort to change; i hope someday i can post another dunmesh fic and say as much
i am making an effort to change; i hope someday i can post another dunmesh fic and say as much
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i would like to formally apologize to everyone who ever left me a lovely comment on ao3 during my dunmesh era. i replied to like zero of them because of the horrors you see.
i am making an effort to change; i hope someday i can post another dunmesh fic and say as much
i am making an effort to change; i hope someday i can post another dunmesh fic and say as much
the fact that they made a playmobil movie and it apparently sucks is such a personal attack on me directly
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the fact that they made a playmobil movie and it apparently sucks is such a personal attack on me directly
is there such a thing as a 90s club? I've never really been to a club but I would change that in a second if I could just jam out to the albums I had as a kid
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
is there such a thing as a 90s club? I've never really been to a club but I would change that in a second if I could just jam out to the albums I had as a kid
why did i start evangelion so late on a work night
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
why did i start evangelion so late on a work night
you know what, fuck it, I need to watch evangelion
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
you know what, fuck it, I need to watch evangelion
time travel is my favorite genre to write, it's so stupid
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
time travel is my favorite genre to write, it's so stupid
lost a subscriber after posting the new chapter and i'm kind of laughing about it to be honest. oh shit canon plot point, fuck this noise i'm out
(i've been getting some spam comments though so i wonder if it was just a bot account or something)
(i've been getting some spam comments though so i wonder if it was just a bot account or something)
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
lost a subscriber after posting the new chapter and i'm kind of laughing about it to be honest. oh shit canon plot point, fuck this noise i'm out
(i've been getting some spam comments though so i wonder if it was just a bot account or something)
(i've been getting some spam comments though so i wonder if it was just a bot account or something)
saw someone claiming that using em dashes was "typing with an AI accent" and I will actually burn the internet to the ground i am not even joking
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
saw someone claiming that using em dashes was "typing with an AI accent" and I will actually burn the internet to the ground i am not even joking
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November 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM